Gas Bandit's Political Thread V: The Vampire Likes Bats

Until one of these Koch suckers actually walks the walk instead of just talking the talk *cough*Jeff Flake*cough*, they're going to be deservedly lumped in with the most rabid MAGA chanters. Because time after time when they needed to act, they proved what side they were really on.

If you're only willing to denounce in a strongly worded tweet, but are still voting straight GOP, you're stating your true colors right there. Here's your armband.
 
Well that would probably fall under the “objectively wrong” category.

—Patrick
But extrajudicial police killings, locking children in concentration camps in the desert, calling the free press the enemy of the state, chanting "lock her/him up" about your political rivals at every "political rally" you hold, lying constantly about terrorist attacks (I will never forget that Trump and Guilliani claimed that no Muslim terror attacks had happened on US soil until Obama was president), talking about the good people on both sides of the debate when one side is literally marching in the street under the Nazi flag - those are all fine? That's fucking going on here! Now! I'm not arguing against Republican economic policy! I'm on their side half the time on that! That's why I'm not a Fucking Democrat! Never once did I mention the Republican party in my response. I didn't say a god damn thing about the average member of the party. I said that I was concerned with the level of violence being perpetrated by right-wing extremists. Please, for the love of all that is holy, point out where in that statement I'm being divisive, and I'm the one whose attitude is going to lead to war. Well, y'know what? If war is what it takes to keep the extremists from killing my friends because of their skin color, or their religion, or their sexuality, then sign me the fuck up.
 
You know what, though? I WILL say it's the Republican party, because all of the above is going on in the party's name. And when all the talking is done, no one is willing to break rank and declare THIS IS WRONG with a fucking VOTE. For all the talk from John McCain, you could bet on him being in lockstep with the party when the roll call came.
 
I really don't know what's going on here any more, other than that everyone is mad at everything and hurting and ready to bite the first thing that comes within reach.
I literally don't have the time for this.

--Patrick
 

figmentPez

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It's as accurate a portrayal as "kill all brown people" is of the republicans.
If you'd said that a few years ago, I'd have agreed with you. Since then the President called himself a (white) Nationalist, and the GOP just kinda went "well, yeah." Democrats are vocally for reforming immigration law and have specific plans for how they want to deal with illegal immigration. Republicans, on the other hand, refuse to denounce racist groups. BIG difference. When Trump denounces David Duke. When they stop doing shit like having a Christian act as Rabbi in the wake of an anti-Semitic shooting. When they stop promoting violence against journalists and minorities. When they stop telling ridiculous lies about immigrants. Then we can go back to saying that wanting to kill all minorities is an inaccurate portrayal of Republicans. Because right now their highest ranking officials are acting like Nazis, and we know what Nazis do.
 

GasBandit

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If you'd said that a few years ago, I'd have agreed with you. Since then the President called himself a (white) Nationalist, and the GOP just kinda went "well, yeah." Democrats are vocally for reforming immigration law and have specific plans for how they want to deal with illegal immigration. Republicans, on the other hand, refuse to denounce racist groups. BIG difference. When Trump denounces David Duke. When they stop doing shit like having a Christian act as Rabbi in the wake of an anti-Semitic shooting. When they stop promoting violence against journalists and minorities. When they stop telling ridiculous lies about immigrants. Then we can go back to saying that wanting to kill all minorities is an inaccurate portrayal of Republicans. Because right now their highest ranking officials are acting like Nazis, and we know what Nazis do.
All of that's a bad look, yes, but it does not make "kill all brown people" the official platform of the party. Likewise, "unrestricted and unmonitored immigration for all, regardless of criminality, utility, or dependence" isn't the "official" platform of the Democrat party either, but it's the naturally extrapolated meaning behind democrat policy just as much, if not moreso, than the GOP's stance.

And thus is the rub that people are saying - you (and especially Blots) are eager to assign implied intent to one party as "official policy" but not the other, and blots is then fallaciously using that to assert a false dichotomy with no allowance for other viewpoints or middle ground.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't one of the definitions of genocide include taking children and assigning them new 'acceptable' parents in an attempt to steer them away from their culture and roots?

...because the Betsy DeVos thing makes me think of that every time.

Edit: Wikipedia seems to corroborate this.
 
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Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't one of the definitions of genocide include taking children and assigning them new 'acceptable' parents in an attempt to steer them away from their culture and roots?

...because the Betsy DeVos thing makes me think of that every time.

Edit: Wikipedia seems to corroborate this.
Yes, this part of cultural genocide. It's been done in America, Canada, Australia... pretty much anywhere where one force overtook another. Look up Indian Schools for another part of it.

Hint, hint: This ties into the whole "They won't assimilate into our culture" thing that conservatives usually have a bug up their ass about.
 
Hint, hint: This ties into the whole "They won't assimilate into our culture" thing that conservatives usually have a bug up their ass about.
I find it ironic that a Conservative’s ideal is for everyone else to change to match his belief that things should stick with what he’s comfortable with and never change.

—Patrick
 

figmentPez

Staff member
Yes, this part of cultural genocide. It's been done in America, Canada, Australia... pretty much anywhere where one force overtook another. Look up Indian Schools for another part of it.

Hint, hint: This ties into the whole "They won't assimilate into our culture" thing that conservatives usually have a bug up their ass about.
This makes me wonder. Just how far do things have to go before we admit that the people in power are literally fascist white supremacists? They've already taken children away from their parents, and vastly increased the amount of people in what are, literally, internment camps.

Can we call them fascist white supremacists when they start praising violent attacks on their enemies?... Oh wait, they've already done that.

Can we call them fascist white supremacists when they try to revoke citizenship?... Too late, they've done that too.

Can we call them fascist white supremacists when they make efforts to undermine free speech?... Oh no, that's another line we've already crossed.

How many of the check boxes do they have to fill in before we can call them what they are?
 
How many of the check boxes do they have to fill in before we can call them what they are?
That’s a genuinely good question, because if there WERE some kind of accepted universal DSM5-like standard, we would then have something concrete that we could point to/show around and be like, “Yep, it’s time.”

But there isn’t.

—Patrick
 
If you want FAR more fun, try defining "left-wing" and "right-wing", with concrete examples of "this government is/was left wing because A, B, C" and "this government is/was right wing because D, E, F" And try and make your definitions fit AT LEAST the following from WWII:
  • Communist China (Mao) (Left)
  • Communist USSR (Stalin) (Left)
  • Nazi Germany (Right)
  • USA 1941-45 (pick a definition)
  • Britain 1939-45 (pick a definition)
Throw in a few "Current examples" too if you wish. For bonus points, I ranked the first 3 there on the number of people they are responsible for killing in the name of their politics (100+ million, 15+ million, and ~4+ million, though some attribute ALL deaths not in the Pacific in WWII to Germany).


I'll come back in a few days and see how you're doing tying yourselves up in knots coming up with something consistent on this one.
 

figmentPez

Staff member
If you want FAR more fun, try defining "left-wing" and "right-wing",
I don't see how this relates. "Left" and "Right" are arbitrary. Texas used to be a Democrat state. It's interesting how the changes happen, but it's not relevant.

Fascist does have a fairly clear definition, even if the line defining when something is fascist-enough to be called fascist is a fuzzy line.

White Supremacy also has a consistent definition, even if people debate when someone is racist-enough to be called a white supremacist.

There's no parallel where "white supremacy used to be in favor of minorities" or "fascism used to a permissive and benevolent form of government".

The problem with the current Right Wing of US politics isn't that they're Right Wing. I'm not adamantly opposed to the leadership of the GOP because they're Right Wing. The problem is that they're promoting fascist white supremacy, which is something that should not be associated with ANY political party, in the US or otherwise.
 
Oh my god, people. These aren’t our sports teams.
See, this is the basic problem with politics in this country. People equate political parties and elections with sports. Hell, I think I've heard some political pundits call Election Day "our Super Bowl Sunday" at least once.
 
See, this is the basic problem with politics in this country. People equate political parties and elections with sports. Hell, I think I've heard some political pundits call Election Day "our Super Bowl Sunday" at least once.
This has been brought up time after time when it comes to Trump rallies; the vibe isn't that of something like a national convention for a party, but rather a sporting event... complete with people selling t-shirts and foam fingers. People ARE treating it like going to the game.
 
Can't find anything? Just make shit up. It's the GOP way.
That's literally what's going on in the NJ Senate race between Bob Menendez and Bob Hugin. Hugin has been running ads saying that Menendez has been taking taxpayer funded trips to the Dominican Republic in order to have sex with underage prostitutes. He claims that the FBI has evidence of it including affadavits and eyewitness statements.

Literally none of that is true.

There was an anonymous tipster who claimed Menendez and the friend he was vacationing with were frequenting underage prostitutes, but no evidence was ever found, which the FBI report explains. Two women said they were offered money to lie about Menendez and to say he hired them for sex acts. Some of the eyewitnesses agreed the Menendez was present at the time and place specified, but didn't claim to see any sexual activity, paid or otherwise.

Hell, they couldn't even prove that Menendez peddled influence during his corruption trial - a hung jury resulting in a mistrial and the judge saying that there wasn't enough evidence to justify another trial.

Hugin has offered literally no plan for NJ and is more or less open about being a rubber stamp for whatever Trump wants.
 
Meanwhile, the incoming head of the Massachusetts Police Association has called for officers under his purview to stop practicing restraint, to meet violence with violence, and to kill any who disobey their authority. But it's totally OK, because he didn't mean it. It was satire. That's why he wrote three pages worth of article about it. Don't worry though - he's been placed on administrative leave by his home agency, just like this fucker who sexually assaulted a WSU student has been since April when they confirmed that the semen on her sleeve matched his DNA. It sure would have been nice if they'd had some warning that he was a psychopath, looking to abuse his power. Too bad he didn't threaten to physically abuse someone over backing into a parked car 17 years ago while he was still a rookie cop working as a Parole Officer... oh wait, he totally did that. To me. I reported it then, apparently I need to send a letter reminding them of this. I think I'll just send it to the local papers instead. It's time to start pointing out evil, violent psychopaths for what they are, for all to see - and no, it won't be my fault if they then commit another horrific crime, it will still be theirs for being shitty, violent psychopaths.
 
I need to send a letter reminding them of this. I think I'll just send it to the local papers instead.
Just remember that if you do this, you had better have sufficient proof to back it up, because if you don’t, you will be sued for libel. And lose.
As it is, even with proof you might still be sued for libel. And win. But then be broke. Might also want to check out what sort of anti-SLAPP protections are available to you.

—Patrick
 
Koch suckers

I really don't like this perjorative. I know you don't mean it as homophobic, but that's what it implies, that this name should hurt people because it's accusing them of being gay.

I've said before, cocksucker should never be a negative term. Do you know how much better the world would be if more of that happened? Just like military service, it's not something I would ever do, so I salute those that are willing.
 
Even with the obvious connotation, I never felt like that particular term was an automatic accusation of homosexuality. Instead I saw it more like, “These are people willing to do whatever the KBros want them to, even if it means debasing themselves.” In my interpretation, the ones doing the sucking are still as heterosexual as they ever were, they are merely showing just how far they are willing to go for their masters.

—Patrick
 
That's it everyone. The great and powerful, all knowing @PatrThom has spoken. Cocksucker cannot be taken as a gay slur, and feeling that it is is your problem. So, for those keeping score at home, here are the labels that are OK to use:

  • Cocksucker
  • White Trash
And here are the ones that it's not OK to use:

  • Right-wing populist
  • Right-wing terrorist
You've heard it here first - the only thing that matters is how the heterosexual white male feels the word is meant to be taken, not the person who is a member of the class being denigrated.
 
That's it everyone. The great and powerful, all knowing @PatrThom has spoken.
"Koch-sucker," not "Cocksucker."
C'mon, man. I know you're smart enough to get that they can have different connotations despite being homophones.
I get that you're drowning in triggers right now, but you seem unusually combative of late: taking things in the worst possible light, attacking people personally, frothing and typing from deep in fight-or-flight panic territory. If by this point you aren't grasping that I've been nothing but supportive of your situation, then it's because you don't WANT to. Snap out of it, already, before you end up in the news!

--Patrick
 
Pat, you don't realize it maybe, but you are being pedantic to the point of being combative lately. You might need to ban yourself from talking in the politics forum until next week.
 
Pat, you don't realize it maybe, but you are being pedantic to the point of being combative lately.
I haven't seen myself as doing anything other than having calm discussions ranging from lighthearted banter to grave seriousness. If that's not how it has been coming across, I welcome further discussion in order to educate how I appear from a 3rd person perspective (though probably in PMs, so's not to soil the politics thread with my soul-searching).

--Patrick
 
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