"WeaselExpress(TM): It MIGHT get there uneaten."I'm gonna send it WeaselExpress(TM).
"WeaselExpress(TM): It MIGHT get there uneaten."I'm gonna send it WeaselExpress(TM).
Turns out we are still going to get the truck. There were other family members that came out of the woodwork to ask about it. Kerri and I said nothing. When it was finally brought up, we let them know that whatever they chose was fine with us.Sitting in a hotel in Sioux City, Iowa right now. For those who don’t watch my Twitch stream, my biological mother’s husband died Monday. It’s weird because I knew him but not well. They’ve been married for only two years and he’s got this whole other family with his first wife. They wanted me to come for the family only visitation but I felt weird about it. Luckily Omaha had a winter weather advisory today so that was my excuse to not go.
Bad part is he was the one selling me his truck and now I don’t think that’s going to happen. Not going to bring it up, though.
Dude I feel you. I was gone all weekend. I got back home yesterday and just collapsed. I am so tired today.After a week off, and traveling all day yesterday, I *really* don't wanna go to work today.
Plus, I was on planes all day yesterday. I didn't get to take advantage of that sweet free Veterans Day food all the restaurants were doling out
Piffle, a shaven head can be nice and warm. It's just a matter of finding a cap that doesn't slide off if you're like me and shave real closeI had the day off work yesterday, but they scheduled a meeting for that day which means that I only had to go into work for four hours instead of the usual 11. While I was out, I got a list of errands texted to me which added a couple extra hours, meaning I left for work at nine and then didn’t get home until just after three.
...which was a good thing, because I needed to get MY chores done before dusk, and that left me around 2-1/2 hours to do them before our son’s birthday party (observed*) began. What did he ask for? To have me shave his head. Not buzz it, shave it. “It’ll be so cool!” He said. Kid, it’s 30F/-1C out, you have absolutely no idea just HOW cool the coolness you are about to experience is gonna be. But you is certainly ‘bout to find out.
—Patrick
*we scheduled the party itself for Sun instead of his actual b’day because I had it off work and so would therefore be able to attend.
He had me take him down to bare scalp. He says he looks like Baldi, but I keep telling him he looks like Powder. Except that he has no idea who Powder is. I guess that means we will need to watch the movie together since I’ve never actually seen it.Piffle, a shaven head can be nice and warm. It's just a matter of finding a cap that doesn't slide off if you're like me and shave real close
Get a toque. Those things Velcro onto my shaved head.Piffle, a shaven head can be nice and warm. It's just a matter of finding a cap that doesn't slide off if you're like me and shave real close
Whine retracted. Denny's was doing veterans day food until noon today. Grand Slam, get in mah belly.After a week off, and traveling all day yesterday, I *really* don't wanna go to work today.
Plus, I was on planes all day yesterday. I didn't get to take advantage of that sweet free Veterans Day food all the restaurants were doling out
I've kept mine..in the original envelope they sent it home in.I don't even know where my DD is. I'd have to send off for it and I don't care that much. It pisses my wife off because when I die I don't want a military funeral or anything like that. I was only in a few years and I don't deserve one.
You won't show it to the person who is paid to be polite to you but you come here and show it to the people who will ridicule you for free?I got free lunch today at my school. I didn't even have to show my proof. Which is good because then I didn't have to show them this:
When you guys do it I know you are joking around. When a stranger does it it's usually more honest yet hurtful.You won't show it to the person who is paid to be polite to you but you come here and show it to the people who will ridicule you for free?
Third time’s the charm!You won't show it to the person who is paid to be polite to you but you come here and show it to the people who will ridicule you for free?
Well, there aren't that many people who can say they're WWI, WWII, Napoleontic, Civil War *and* independence War veterans.i figured we'd actually be nice to dave on account of Veterans Day and all.
May I recommend HeadWeasel(TM)?Piffle, a shaven head can be nice and warm. It's just a matter of finding a cap that doesn't slide off if you're like me and shave real close
Yes, okay, but what is your recommendation for the claw marks when I try to get them off again?May I recommend HeadWeasel(TM)?
Try to comb over those.Yes, okay, but what is your recommendation for the claw marks when I try to get them off again?
Annd I just accidentally tore a 2 inch rip in the pocket of my shirt. Today's just a day of annoyances, isn't it.
—PatrickNovember always seems to be a misfortune magnet.
Way to gum it up.
My daughter is getting braces on two weeks and I've determined that the real money must be in orthodontia.
Yes, okay, but what is your recommendation for the claw marks when I try to get them off again?
Buy one. Take it home, cut it into bite-size pieces that won't overtax your stomach, put them in freezer bags and save them in your freezer. Then, when you want one, you pull it out, nuke it for a few seconds, and enjoy. Lasts longer that way.A new Kolache joint opened up literally 2 doors down from where I work. I love sausage kolaches. But I can't eat them any more after the surgery