Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[PatrThom]

heh "standard". You obviously have never driven in South Carolina. Our roads are crap.

I grew up in the Detroit area. I know exactly what being in "standard" condition means.

--Patrick

 

[Gruebeard]

You'd think they would've just gotten something like a BULLITT Mustang, at least those are low(er) key.
Also less likely to be destroyed by standard highways and roads.

--Patrick

Like it matters if the car gets wrecked and needs to be replaced.


Or, that what's gonna wreck the car is the roads and not the driver driving too fast in his fast car.

 

[General Specific]

I grew up in the Detroit area. I know exactly what being in "standard" condition means.

--Patrick

Yup, you could take many of those roads and transplant them here and no one would notice a change.

 

[PatrThom]

Like it matters if the car gets wrecked and needs to be replaced.
Or, that what's gonna wreck the car is the roads and not the driver driving too fast in his fast car.

You're right, I'm too practical. If I were the one living in FL I probably would've gotten a Raptor instead of a GT350 or BULLITT model.

--Patrick

 

[drifter]

It's a kit car with a Mercury Cougar as the base, if anyone else is curious.

 

[BErt]

 

[AshburnerX]

 

[MindDetective]

Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend.

 

[PatrThom]

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza.

 

[jwhouk]

Florida man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well 'for bragging rights'
Fire Rescue technical team pulls man to safety near DeLeon Springs

 

[Null]

FLORIDA MAN KILLED IN STANDOFF SHOT BB GUN AT DEPUTIES

 

[GasBandit]

Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell

 

[Cog]

Exploding e-cigarette kills Florida man

 

[Tinwhistler]

Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he was held captive

 

[Sparhawk]

Florida Man asks about stealing beer, learns it means jail

 

[Tress]

Florida Man Put Semen in Coworker’s Water

 

[Hailey Knight]

Florida man caught trying to steal ice cream truck

 

[Dave]

Florida man gets 40 years for plotting to bomb Target stores

 

[BErt]

a lot of these werent as fun as intended

 

[DarkAudit]

The first one I got was just tragic. I'm not playing.

 

[bhamv3]

Florida man accused of shooting, killing small puppy

I don't like this game.

 

[General Specific]

Florida man accused of shooting, killing small puppy

I don't like this game.

Me either.

 

[@Li3n]

Florida Man Armed with Rifle Rings Doorbell

 

[GasBandit]

 

[blotsfan]

Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza.

This was mine too, most likely because we have the same birthday.

My unfortunate friend got "Tallahassee remembers 911 attacks"

 

[Celt Z]

This was mine too, most likely because we have the same birthday.

My unfortunate friend got "Tallahassee remembers 911 attacks"

At least we got one of the more light-hearted Florida man ones. These tend to go downhill fast.

...And now that I'm rereading the whole article, it just gets better! (Bold= emphasis mine):

Daniel Allen Plunkett, Treasure Island resident and man with little to no respect for Italian American cuisine, was arrested for throwing a slice of pizza at his roommate. The incident occurred last Wednesday, June 3rd, when a shirtless Plunkett got into a pizza-related argument with his roommate, Brenda Fiejdasz, and hurled a slice in her direction. According to the Tampa Tribune, the slice was hot and landed on her left hand. Also, some sauce got on her shoulder. Fortunately, Fiejdasz wasn't injured.

Plunket claims Fiejdasz also threw pizza, but ultimately the 50-year-old pizza tosser was arrested for simple battery and violating his felony probation for driving under the influence.

It is worth noting that the official complaint did mention that Plunket's shirtless body was covered in sauce.

It raises more questions than it answers.

 

[GasBandit]

An album of people who believed onion headlines

 

[Emrys]

Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor

It's animal-related. I'm not surprised.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[figmentPez]

Well, it was bound to happen eventually, this is what comes up for my birthday:

 

[Celt Z]

Wow. Florida Man infinite loop.

 

[PatrThom]

*recursion

—Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

Here's something that should probably be made into a reaction GIF:

 

[Null]

Now that needs a Brazzers watermark. Girl looks like she just met Peter North.