The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.
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figmentPez
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Please tell me something went wrong in the translation for this article:
Japan introduces “drinkable” chips for one-handed snacking
Now Tokyo snack-maker Koike-ya Inc.’s One Hand brand “features a line of splintered potato chips and other snacks that can be consumed like a bottled drink.”
NO! I don't want to drink a bag of crushed potato chips.
Japan introduces “drinkable” chips for one-handed snacking
Now Tokyo snack-maker Koike-ya Inc.’s One Hand brand “features a line of splintered potato chips and other snacks that can be consumed like a bottled drink.”
NO! I don't want to drink a bag of crushed potato chips.
You've never eaten the bottom third of a Pringles can?
Man at potato chip factory: “What are we going to do with all this crunched-up potato dust that piles up at the end of the conveyor?”
Second man, shoveling said salt/starch mixture into his face, “Gee, George. Ida know.” *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
—Patrick
Second man, shoveling said salt/starch mixture into his face, “Gee, George. Ida know.” *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
I turn every can of Pringles upside-down before I buy it, and pick the one(s) that sounds least like a rain stick.
—Patrick
figmentPez
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I sprinkle that stuff on salads, sandwiches, mac & cheese, and other things where I want to add flavor and crunch.
figmentPez
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That's a 2 pound "chicken tender", and it'll cost $27.50. I don't understand. Why would you out of your way to make chicken tenders harder to eat, harder to cook, and just all around worse?
PR. It's all about having the most extreme ballpark food to get your name out there more than the other guy.
But enough about Hardee's...
I thought the Heart Attack Grill had gone out of business...
EDIT: Just the Tempe location. Still going strong in Houston and Las Vegas.
Dave
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There are places that name their foods weird things. Like Razoo's has these things they call "Rat Toes"....
GasBandit
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When I said I was looking for wicked cameltoes, this isn't what I had in mind.WHAT... WHY.
GasBandit
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I refuse to believe someone actually paid money for that of their own volition.
Damn communist bootmakers!!
...says the man who would instantly buy a titanium bathtub if one ever came up for sale.
—Patrick
GasBandit
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Well that's different, that's actually USEFUL. And not at all a cleft-toed abomination.
All day today I waited to see if someone would direct me to a darkened video that played the first few seconds of opening synth drum hits from Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up," but then faded up to the Skyrim intro and theme. But no.
(Syndrum) Di-daah Di-di-daah Di-di-di-daah! (fade up to prisoner cart, flute solo starts) Doo-doo-doooooo, doo-doo-doooooo, doo-doo-dooo-deedle-doo-doo-dooooo...
--Patrick
(Syndrum) Di-daah Di-di-daah Di-di-di-daah! (fade up to prisoner cart, flute solo starts) Doo-doo-doooooo, doo-doo-doooooo, doo-doo-dooo-deedle-doo-doo-dooooo...
--Patrick
GasBandit
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"So, you're finally awake! Got caught trying to cross the border like us, eh? Or like that horse thief over there..."
"Never gonna fus ro dah/ never gonna let you down/ took an arrow to the knee, no more adventure..!"
I'm getting a completely blank post -even quoting it is empty. I've noticed this in one of your earlier posts, too. Where are you linking from? Could it be a source blocked as viral or unwanted?
Dave
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You're better off. Walk away.
GasBandit
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Imgur. Are you at work? Maybe they blocked imgur.
Nope, personal phone. At work it's blocked, but at least I see a message saying it was blocked.