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figmentPez
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Ha! Now the cat knows how it feels when her playmate quits after only a few seconds.
Maybe next time, she won't decide to take a nap when I grab the laser pointer.
NEW DEPONIA-there's a new Deponia game, its on sale, I got it because I love the Deponia franchise and always wanted more-TIME FOR ANOTHER RUFUS MANEUVER!
Deponia 4? That's out for a while.
Maybe we germans get it first? And it takes a while for the english market?
Yeah it...it came out 3 years ago I embarrassingly admit, it just flew under my radar until JUST now! Either way-ONWARDS TOWARDS TIME TRAVEL NONSENSE AND PUZZLES OF VARYING DIFFICULTY!
GasBandit
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I am now, officially, an Ironbreaker of legend in Vermintide 2. Completed all levels of the campaign on Legend difficulty, got the shiny black and gold armor to prove it. Got the sweet crown-and-beard helmet. Got the epic glowy skins for my dual hammers. Only thing that's left is to get a nice glowy skin for my drakefire pistols, and I'll officially be uber-leet.
GasBandit
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Any umgak can see it's the cinnamon and sugar swirled over every bite, dawri.
figmentPez
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Sugar.
GasBandit
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As part of the 1 year anniversary of Vermintide 2, they added in a special game mode that is basically just a big drunken pub crawl through the ruins of Helmgart. It's not a challenging level at all, but it's fun... and it adds a lot of new banter/dialog.
Apparently, 45 minutes of new banter/dialog.
And here's all 45 drunken minutes of it.
Saltzpyre, the witch hunter captain: "I never wanted to be a witch hunter! I wanted to be a STEAM TANK DRIVER! WOO WOOOOOOO"
It's also funny how much MORE Scottish the elf gets when she's drunk.
Apparently, 45 minutes of new banter/dialog.
And here's all 45 drunken minutes of it.
Saltzpyre, the witch hunter captain: "I never wanted to be a witch hunter! I wanted to be a STEAM TANK DRIVER! WOO WOOOOOOO"
It's also funny how much MORE Scottish the elf gets when she's drunk.
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GasBandit
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Hah, no, indeed... The 5 main characters of the Vermtide series (often referred to as the "Ubersreik 5") are:
Markus Kruber, the human mercenary
Kerillian, the elven wayfinder
Victor Saltzpyre, the witch-hunter captain
Bardin Goreksson, the dwarven ranger
and Sienna Fuegonasus, the Bright Wizard.
My one persistent gripe with the games is that all 5 can't be played at once, each mission only brings 4 of the 5.
GasBandit
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Looks like Sylvanas has the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.
figmentPez
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First April Fool's gag today to make me laugh so hard it hurts:
Atari to launch an inexpensive streaming console for non-broadband internet users
$26 a year for the complete library of 2600 games.
Atari to launch an inexpensive streaming console for non-broadband internet users
$26 a year for the complete library of 2600 games.
This makes me want to play Gang Beasts. I thought I owned it or had a key, but apparently not.
GasBandit
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I've played it with a friend of mine and his daughter, the controls are garbage but it's still fun as hell.
I think that's a feature, not a bug. From everything I've seen, the wonky controls make the carnage even more hilarious.
Oh look, I fucking called it! Randy DID need more than that $12 million dollars he fucking stole.