The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Bubble181]

Huh. If @Celt Z had a personalized license plate, I would have expected it to be something like 'Braaains'.

But without the r and i, and with two extra n's, and shuffled around a little bit?

 

[bhamv3]

But without the r and i, and with two extra n's, and shuffled around a little bit?

Aaannnsb.

 

[Celt Z]

If it was anything like my current vanity plate, it would probably be something like: "BR441NS".

 

[jwhouk]

Someone already has that. A Ford F-150. BRAAINS.

 

[Celt Z]

The nerve!

 

[drawn_inward]

The neuron!

FTFY

 

[HCGLNS]

Funky Cold Medina

FTFY

 

[Celt Z]

Yikes. I had forgot how transphobic that song is.

 

[GasBandit]

Yikes. I had forgot how transphobic that song is.

It was the 80s, as Tone Loc was quick to point out.

 

[Celt Z]

To be honest, I had forgotten the actual lyrics of the song, though I know I listened to it a number of times in the late 80's. And yeah, there's no shortage of songs from the past that you can look at and go, "uhhh, this seemed like a good idea at the time?".

 

[Emrys]

"Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should"

 

[PatrThom]

It was definitely a different time.





—Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Reminds me of the time I had to teach a sprout a lesson. He was going on and on about how edgy modern songs were and lame old songs are, so I looked deeply at him and sang Samantha Fox Touch Me.


He ran away. I don't know why, I guess he'll die.

 

[Just Me]

Oh yes, dem olden times...

 

[Dave]

She's Only Seventeen
Go Away Little Girl
I Saw Her Standing There

I could go on. Songs from the past just wouldn't be kosher today.

 

[jwhouk]

Sweet Little Sixteen?

 

[PatrThom]

I could never figure why my mom was so against me listening to the songs “Love Stinks” and “Relax” until I sat down and listened to the lyrics one day.

—Patrick

 

[chris]

"Bobby Brown (goes down)" by Frank Zappa

I still laugh every time a classic rock station plays the full song during the day.

 

[Null]

"Bobby Brown (goes down)" by Frank Zappa

I still laugh every time a classic rock station plays the full song during the day.

That is one hell of a song.

 

[DarkAudit]

Holy shitballs.

 

[Celt Z]

 

[PatrThom]

When the world is so terrifying already that “normal” thrill rides are no longer able to squeeze adrenaline from your poor, overworked endocrine system and you have to take it to that next level.

—Patrick

 

[drawn_inward]

Good grief. Where is that ride?

 

[DarkAudit]

Good grief. Where is that ride?

That one? Nowhere but the internet. The true Gyro Drop is at Lotte World in Seoul.

 

[Just Me]

Not nearly as wild as the fake in the clip above, but Starflyer type Swing rides are a thing (no free fall there though), like this 260 ft attraction in Haßloch's Holiday Park (Germany):

 

[drawn_inward]

Oh @DarkAudit ... I guess it's Duck Season now!

 

[Bubble181]

Not nearly as wild as the fake in the clip above, but Starflyer type Swing rides are a thing (no free fall there though), like this 260 ft attraction in Haßloch's Holiday Park (Germany):

Hey! I've been to Hassloch! I have a friend who works in that park

 

[DarkAudit]

Oh @DarkAudit ... I guess it's Duck Season now!

Wabbit season!

 

[Just Me]

Hey! I've been to Hassloch! I have a friend who works in that park

It's a nice place, though small and homely.
My fiancée's place of choice to make me sick in rollercoasters is Europa Park (Rust), just 30 minutes from her homeplace.

 

[Bubble181]

It's a nice place, though small and homely.
My fiancée's place of choice to make me sick in rollercoasters is Europa Park (Rust), just 30 minutes from her homeplace.

I want to go there some day, but it's a bit far...1 day there, 1 day back, at least one full day and better 2 in the park. Don't have all that many 4 day weekends that aren't already booked full

 

[GasBandit]

Billie Eilish makes music for 14 year old girls who think they're psychopaths capable of murder but are, in reality, too frightened to ask for extra ketchup packets.

 

[HCGLNS]

The plan was to cook chicken , squash and salad for dinner tonight. But when I went to get the squash, it was gone! I couldn't find it anywhere! Who could have taken it? The kids? @Squidleybits ? Did I forget to bring it in from the car! Did I lose it? Where is the squash?


Narrator "There was no squash. It was a turnip and he ate it five days ago."

 

[PatrThom]

Where is the squash?

Uhhh...

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Uhhh...

--Patrick

 

[Yoshimickster]

I'm never gonna NOT find it weird that Kato Kaelin MC's comic con....also that he hands out post cards of him from AMC's "The People VS OJ Simpson"...which...is a BIT ghoulish.