Sean Doolittle (Washington Nationals closer) said:"Sports are like the reward of a functioning society."
Those are... actually some pretty sweet unis.Me like.
Which makes it even more likely you'll never see them on the field.Nope. Those are suh-weeeeeet.
Sorry man, now you wont be able to not go see them playMy dreams have been dashed.
I can feel your disappointment all the way over here.My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
He already chickened out of that.It’s all a conspiracy to keep Trump from throwing out that first pitch!!
/s
—Patrick
That was just a ruse meant to throw off ANTIFA! /sHe already chickened out of that.
The one where they fill the stadium with sex dolls.I'm still trying to figure out what's more unsettling; the piped-in crowd sounds in an empty stadium, or a deathly silent game in which the seats are filled with photo-people.
Which was the ruse, backing out, or making it up in the first place?That was just a ruse meant to throw off ANTIFA! /s
(I was waiting for this response, if you couldn’t tell)
—Patrick