Former President and Convicted Felon Trump Thread

[BErt]

i listened to this like a hundred times and im pretty sure the guy says “spygate”...now that doesnt explain Trump’s response, so I’m assuming he misheard it the way a lot of people did and well, are we really surprised at that?

 

[BErt]

...i’m sorry, what?

 

[figmentPez]

Jerry Falwell Jr endorsed Trump in exchange for Michael Cohen's help in covering up Falwell's extra-marital affairs.

 

[evilmike]

For some reason, after the first night of the RNC, Cocaine is trending on Twitter.

 

[BErt]

Probably because of this


Also, best meme, already

 

[evilmike]

Probably because of this

I think this guy had some something to do with it too...

 

[Dei]

 

[Dei]

Also.....

 

[Frank]

She destroyed the rose garden....

 

[blotsfan]

I sure hope so.

 

[figmentPez]

Who knew Dan Rather could deal out some sick burns?

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Frank]

This bitch was literally accusing Biden of nepotism when this screen shot was taken.

 

[blotsfan]

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This bitch was literally accusing Biden of nepotism when this screen shot was taken.

I saw someone point out that while it's pretty common for members of the candidate's family to speak at the convention, those speeches are usually focused on personal stories about the candidate to show good character. The fact that his kids are reading a list of policy stuff just highlights what a shitty father/human being he is.

 

[figmentPez]

The Lincoln Project is flexing on the administration by leaking RNC speeches ahead of time.

 

[Dei]

 

[figmentPez]

She said it, and a whole lot of Trumpers believed it. They honestly think he tells the truth.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

How the fuck is this not The Onion?

 

[figmentPez]

"I'm not racist. Just look at my multi-cultural friends, who I absolutely did not bribe to be here."

 

[Fun Size]

To be fair, they were both married to presidents that were eventually proved to not have enough by way of brains.

...

I'll see myself out.

 

[PatrThom]

To be fair, they were both married to presidents that were eventually proved to not have enough by way of brains.

One of them at least started with some.

--Patrick

 

[Dei]

Russia is fucking rubbing our noses in the fact that we are powerless.

 

[Frank]

Fox News, I don't believe Abraham Lincoln was born in front of a green screen but I'm not super clear on American history.

 

[figmentPez]

You may not believe it, but Trump voters will believe anything, so....

 

[blotsfan]

How do you know the greenscreen wasn't in front of Lincoln's childhood home? Checkmate, Liberals.

 

[PatrThom]

How do you know the greenscreen wasn't in front of Lincoln's childhood home?

I can't even prove that "Pence" isn't actually Mark Zuckerberg CGI'd into the feed. IT COULD BE ANYONE.

--Patrick

 

[mikerc]

I can't even prove that "Pence" isn't actually Mark Zuckerberg CGI'd into the feed. IT COULD BE ANYONE.

--Patrick

It's not me. Honest.

 

[PatrThom]

It's not me. Honest.

I don't know...that sounds like something an imposter would say.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

It's not me. Honest.

Me neither.

 

[Dei]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Dei]

We guessed this already but...

 

[figmentPez]

Intel officials: No evidence of foreign efforts to undermine mail-in voting

Why would foreign agents need to undermine mail-in voting? Trump, Barr, et al are already doing just that!

 

[Dei]

 

[Dei]

This is a great video from RVAT.