I just need to prove that @GasBandit is a heathen.
What is the correct way to eat String Cheese?
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It mostly depends on how much time I have.
The less time I have, the more I will treat it like a stick of jerky rather than a Twizzler Pull 'N' Peel.
...but the proper way to eat it is to let it dry out a little so that when you bite into it, the cheese makes, like, a little squeaking sound as your teeth sink into it.
--Patrick
The less time I have, the more I will treat it like a stick of jerky rather than a Twizzler Pull 'N' Peel.
...but the proper way to eat it is to let it dry out a little so that when you bite into it, the cheese makes, like, a little squeaking sound as your teeth sink into it.
--Patrick
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM
Both ways, depending on how I'm feeling.
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I voted for "just bite into it" because just let people eat how they want to. But I almost voted for Other, because "fried and dipped in marinara sauce" wasn't an option.
It is just mozzarella cheese.
I voted other because it is just cheese, it doesn’t matter how you eat it as long as you enjoy the process.
yes! i mean they literally sell similar products premade - i doubt youre expected to pull them apart
Disturbing, but I’m vegetarian
See, I'm with @Dave that the point of string cheese is that you can peel it. If you're just biting chunks then invest in some much better cheeses.
Mmmmm....cheese.....
....damn. Now I want to go over to The Cheese Cave and get some espresso-rubbed Barely Buzzed. Or Drunken Goat. Or maybe a brie and some fresh mozzarella...
Mmmmm....cheese.....
....damn. Now I want to go over to The Cheese Cave and get some espresso-rubbed Barely Buzzed. Or Drunken Goat. Or maybe a brie and some fresh mozzarella...
I’ll tell you what’s going to happen, this thread is going to devolve into:
-People who eat string cheese with seasoned salt/chili powder like some Atkins’ version of Lik-M-Aid
-People building gingerbread houses BUT they’re actually log cabins made of mozz stix glued together with Easy Cheese
-People who dice their string cheese up with Slim Jims and pretzel rods and serve it up with mustard as ”salad”
...I mean, who knows what we’ll see?
—Patrick
It is a snack sized portion of mozzarella. Nothin more to it, really.
What kind of shit face Gabon raping donkey riding weasel sniffing fudge stealing bacon burning football huffing ankle licking cheeto felching yee hawing Chrissy was the best roomate thinking Mary Anne hating where am I going with this Seinfeld is better than Cheers thinking Prequel loving dog hitting ostrich fucking we need a frigging Ghostbusters II loving worm wiggling Night Court denying sunburnt Mexican touching Shatner stealing plague ridden horologist thinks you just don't peel string cheese?
Cut a bunch of them lengthwise , bread them, then deep fry until golden. Cheap, perfect mozz sticks.
We have a winner.
Orally, I hope.He's a grown man and my boyfriend, so he eats them how I tell him to eat them.
--Patrick
Are you wanting to join @Bubble181 in the corner?