Coronavirus Thread

[GasBandit]

A joke so dark it can't get into most country clubs.

 

[Krisken]

I might start putting my stock in Karma if that happens.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[jwhouk]

The CDC is probably thinking of putting out an advisory that "anyone who has attended a Trump Rally or any other event involving the President in the last 10 days should get tested."

 

[BErt]

 

[Tress]

What. A. Shock.

 

[DarkAudit]

Spokesmodels are a dime a dozen. She's easily replaceable.

 

[evilmike]

Spokesmodels are a dime a dozen. She's easily replaceable.

 

[Dave]

Can I get a "WOMP WOMP"?

 

[PatrThom]

Depends on how much into schadenfreude you are.

Dictionary searches for "Schadenfreude" were up 30,500% after Trump's COVID-19 diagnosis | Boing Boing

According to a blogpost from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, “Schadenfreude” was the most popular word look-up on October 2, following the news that both President Trump and the First L…

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Weird.

—Patrick

 

[Krisken]

Lol, is that Milana Vayntrub

 

[Fun Size]

Lol, is that Milana Vayntrub

Indeed

 

[Dei]

White House Blocks New Coronavirus Vaccine Guidelines (Published 2020)

The F.D.A. proposed stricter guidelines for emergency approval of a coronavirus vaccine, but the White House chief of staff objected to provisions that would push approval past Election Day.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Dei]

 

[blotsfan]

4 whole weeks??

 

[chris]

Technically 5 whole weeks, sorry.

 

[blotsfan]

Technically 5 whole weeks, sorry.

Well I meant from the positive test. We don't know how or where he caught it, and it doesn't really matter.

Though yes he probably had it a few days before it was announced.

 

[Frank]

Hallites, is it gay to not get Corona?

 

[Dei]

I don't really understand how carrying a purse makes you gay either.

 

[Frank]

No, but that's 100% what the bigoted piece of shit was inferring.

 

[HCGLNS]

I carry my wifes purse all the time. It's an inconvenience not a sex change operation.

 

[PatrThom]

I don't think she's calling mask-wearers "gay," I think she's calling them "female."
If she were calling them "gay," she would've said "murse."
Otherwise a woman trying to insult a guy by calling him "female" is an unintentionally revealing self-own.

--Patrick

 

[Squidleybits]

I carry my wifes purse all the time. It's an inconvenience not a sex change operation.

The hot pink leather brightens up your outfits.

 

[ScytheRexx]

This is super rich coming from someone that supports a man that puts on bronzer every day.

 

[Celt Z]

I was going to say, Trump wears more makeup, hair products and higher heels in a week than I do in a year, but yes, A MASK is the sign of "weakness", Toemeat.

 

[Squidleybits]

I was going to say, Trump wears more makeup, hair products and higher heels in a week than I do in a year, but yes, A MASK is the sign of "weakness", Toemeat.

Omg when I saw the bronzer comment I was thinking the same thing! I’ve never worn that much bronzer in a month, much less all at once.

 

[PatrThom]

I’ve never worn that much bronzer in a month, much less all at once.

Now we know where the $70,000 went.

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

I was going to say, Trump wears more makeup, hair products and higher heels in a week than I do in a year, but yes, A MASK is the sign of "weakness", Toemeat.

"Toemeat"?!

 

[figmentPez]

 

[jwhouk]

Going to need confirmation, @bhamv3 ...

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Oh god! This is horrible. I feel so bad for Covid.

 

[bhamv3]

Going to need confirmation, @bhamv3 ...

As of the time of writing, Taiwan has had 521 confirmed cases, with 7 deaths. That's not 521 active cases. No no, 521 total since the start of the epidemic.

Not sure how many people in Trump's circle have caught it.

 

[Gryfter]

Not sure how many people in Trump's circle have caught it.

Nobody knows, they won't let any contact tracing related to Trump to happen.

 

[GasBandit]

I don't really understand how carrying a purse makes you gay either.

Because wearing a mask makes you weak, and being gay is weak, so through the commutative property of weakness, wearing a mask makes you gay. And a woman, because being a woman is weak. So, get your purse and mask you big gay woman, because everything weak is bad, especially courtesy, empathy, consideration, and anyone who shows the slightest bit of this defined {Weakness} set deserves nothing but scorn and abuse.

 

[DarkAudit]

Because wearing a mask makes you weak, and being gay is weak, so through the commutative property of weakness, wearing a mask makes you gay. And a woman, because being a woman is weak. So, get your purse and mask you big gay woman, because everything weak is bad, especially courtesy, empathy, consideration, and anyone who shows the slightest bit of this defined {Weakness} set deserves nothing but scorn and abuse.

So Sayeth the Old Man Fred.