it would just be him constantly kissing everyone he comes into contact with.
This is even more hilarious when you carry it further. Lex Luthor is a pretty bright guy. He
did develop a cure for kryptonite poisoning, after all. So he is probably
constantly uncovering Supes' secret identity and forcing a confrontation like the following:
LL: (Dressed as an Uber Eats driver and standing over a weakened Superman he has tricked with an Applebee's delivery bag with kryptonite inside) "And now I have you right where I want you, Superman... or should I say '
Clark Kent?'"
S: (eyes widening) "You...
monster!"
LL: "Yes, just wait until Braniac and the rest of the boys hear who you
really are! They'll pay a visit to your family and then... Mwaah-haaa!"
S: (Manages to drop delivery bag into nearby history museum mailbox which happens to be painted with lead-based paint, recovers, grabs LL and flies off)
LL: "Argh! Foiled again! But just you wait until I tell everyone about your..."
S: (Among clouds, turns LL to face him and just MASHES face bestowing the amnesia kiss) "Mmmmmmm....waah!"
LL: (blinking) "...Huh? What? Where am I?"
S: (wiping mouth) "On your way to jail after your latest scheme to unmask me failed yet again, you scoundrel!"
LL: "Grr. Just you wait, Superman. As soon as I get out, I'll find out your secret identity, and then YOU'LL SEE!"
S: (makes appt in calendar 30 days in the future "Usual date with LL")
--Patrick