[MLB] 2023 Major League Baseball Season (MLB Thread)

PatrThom

PatrThom

I remember a Bloom County (maybe even B. C.) or some other strip comic where the batter swung at the ball but then had a bunch of question marks over their head because they couldn't tell where it had gone, and in the last panel he's holding the bat out with the ball just stuck right to the bat's sweet spot and exclaiming how he thinks perhaps the pitcher might be up to something funny.

--Patrick
 
jwhouk

jwhouk

Pirates gotta Pirate. And that one from Arkansas? The umpire's probably saying, "I saw him dance around the plate. He never touched it."
 
Dave

Dave

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Wow. Holy shit. Fuck that guy. Have fun losing millions of dollars and spending time in prison, fuck stick.
 
jwhouk

jwhouk

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jwhouk

jwhouk

As a distinguished member of the Topps BUNT playing community, I get all sorts of promo e-mails about things Topps is doing with their online Semi-NFT app. Of course, with the 2021 All-Star Game coming up in Denver next week (as I type this), they've got all sorts of things going on, both online and in Denver at the game.

Just one little problem: their prufreeder made a misteak in the copy about where the game is located.

So, @Dei, did you know you live in COLORDAO?
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PatrThom

PatrThom

Stop AAPL hate? Is this more tech backlash N of Cupertino?
<googles>
Oh AAPI hate. Asian-American/Pacific Islander. Ok, nevermind.

--Patrick
 
jwhouk

jwhouk

Packers beat the Steelers, 28 to 3…

Oh, wait, sorry, that was the score of the three game series between the Brewers and the Pirates. Never mind, then.
 
DarkAudit

DarkAudit

jwhouk said:
Packers beat the Steelers, 28 to 3…

Oh, wait, sorry, that was the score of the three game series between the Brewers and the Pirates. Never mind, then.
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After what happened in LA tonight, it's not worth getting angry anymore. It's near not worth even bothering anymore.
 
jwhouk

jwhouk

Last year, a guy named Tyler was driving around northern California, working as an electrician and trying to make ends meet.

Last night, he threw a no-hitter. In his first major league start. Against the Padres at Chase Field.
 
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