Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again
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You know when you're young and you experiment with sex and food? Yeah, you don't ever want to put nacho cheese down there on your lady. Not only do you risk irritation from the spice in the cheese, I promise that once you see it oozing out from down there, you're not gonna want to eat it.
Okay so kinda like Katy Perry, except instead of two cans of whipped cream up high, it's one of these down low:
--Patrick
A handy tip.
GasBandit
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Another one that could have gone in the misanthropy thread in the NSFW section, but was just too good to be consigned to obscurity.
Spoilered for genital and reproductive verbiage for those at work
Everybody else, I hope you pad your face and hands before reading this, because you're about to facepalm yourself to death.
Spoilered for genital and reproductive verbiage for those at work
Everybody else, I hope you pad your face and hands before reading this, because you're about to facepalm yourself to death.
Hell, 10 year old me would have facepalmed myself to death. Where the fuck did these guys learn about female anatomy and sexuality?
(protip: they didn't)
(protip: they didn't)
GasBandit
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But you can bet they sure have strong opinions about it! Maybe even wrote their congressman!
See, that's exactly the sort of thing that leads to people spreading ideas like, "The female body has a way of shutting that down."
--Patrick
GasBandit
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But how do you hang that on tile?
PL Premium.
GasBandit
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Lots and lots of Blu-tack.
Precious bodily fluids.
Guys, I was teasing Gas about his endless tile abyss. I know how to actually hang things on tile. I think @Bubble181 was probably closest to the joke (albeit horrifically so).
Are you sure, cause it's sounds like you don't know what PL Premium is..
But you will. <serious Yoda> You will. </serious Yoda>
Someone told me you can hang things on your wall with Gorilla tape and it won't hurt the walls. I'm moving out now, and... that is... not true.
I just use nails. Usually that's "standard wear and tear"...and if your apt complex is a real bitch about it, you can stick some (not green! lol) toothpaste in the hole and it works as good as drywall putty and they'll never know.
Yeah, I had to hang a mag block for knives, nails weren't enough because you need a bit of force to separate the knives from the magnet, and it would pull out of the wall. I was trying to avoid screws. In the end I used screws elsewhere anyway. Oh well, I'll advise maintenance and eat the cost if I need to.
I use it for lots of stuff! And I've learned my lesson. And I'll extra super learn it when I have to pay for the damage.
And it’s an awesome coloured pencil eraser.
In those situations, I either hope a stud is close enough to where I need to drive nails into, or use screws w/ mollys. They def leave a bigger hole, but a little tub of drywall putty is only a couple bucks at the hardware store. I'd definitely do self-repair before I paid apt maintenance $50 or more to do something I could do in 10 minutes and less than $5.00
