Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[PatrThom]

I love this.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

It is VERY fortunate that mutant powers wait until adolescence to manifest.

Otherwise, who knows what might have happened...

 

[PatrThom]

Can you imagine the others, though?
Cyclops - "Oh look, he's opening his eeAAAAAIGH!!!"
Iceman - "B-b-b-b-bobby! S-s-s-top that!"

--Patrick

 

[bhamv3]

"Mrs. Howlett, your child is in truly remarkable health."

 

[Celt Z]

Well, you wouldn't have to worry about mutants because no one would survive pregnancy.

 

[Sparhawk]

Well, you wouldn't have to worry about mutants because no one would survive pregnancy.

Except for Leech, his power wouldn’t affect a strictly human mother, or a mutant mother that wouldn’t matter if her power were negated.

 

[GasBandit]

Scream not working because space make deaf!

 

[PatrThom]

AskdjghfAAHHHHHHHHHH...!

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Ha!
This is exactly the reason I learned both.
Still need to work on my *nix, tho. Like, a lot.

--Patrick

 

[BErt]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Solution: In reply, you yell out, "Orcrist mode!" and don your strap-on.

--Patrick

 

[chris]

Maybe he can help

 

[PatrThom]

One of my exes, to the living room in general: "What? Everyone pees in the shower, right?"
My ex-roommate, turning to stare at my ex with a horrified expression: "<dramatic pause> ...No!"

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

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One of my exes, to the living room in general: "What? Everyone pees in the shower, right?"
My ex-roommate, turning to stare at my ex with a horrified expression: "<dramatic pause> ...No!"

--Patrick

If you don't pee in the shower I don't want to talk to you

 

[Celt Z]

Yeah... this is likely a fantasy written by a very lonely dude. No one is staying in a relationship with that.



(EIther that, or he is very wealthy.)

 

[GasBandit]

Yeah... this is likely a fantasy written by a very lonely dude. No one is staying in a relationship with that.



(EIther that, or he is very wealthy.)

I bet I can could talk your husband into adopting the practice

 

[Tinwhistler]

I bet I can could talk your husband into adopting the practice

I'm not crocheting that.

If you don't pee in the shower I don't want to talk to you

Everyone pees in the shower. Everyone pees in the pool.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

I'm not crocheting that.



Everyone pees in the shower. Everyone pees in the pool.

Fun fact! Pee is what gives a pool that chlorine smell!

 

[Celt Z]

I bet I can could talk your husband into adopting the practice

Not a chance. That's a bridge too far for him.

 

[GasBandit]

Not a chance. That's a bridge too far for him.

Muahahaha.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[bhamv3]

Some of these don't look too bad actually.

Also, regarding pic 9, my wife used to have canned kidney beans with vanilla ice cream when we were studying in the UK. It's because she missed having adzuki beans with ice cream and kidney beans were the closest substitute we could find. I just had the ice cream.

 

[PatrThom]

#23

--Patrick

 

[klew]

#23

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

Oh ho ho ho.... when secret santa comes around again, one of you is gonna get this from me.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Sparhawk]

Leia wasn’t on the ship with Han and company, she was already on the Death Star.

 

[General Specific]

 

[figmentPez]

Leia wasn’t on the ship with Han and company, she was already on the Death Star.

I wondered how long it would take someone to point out that detail. A little less than 2 hours, Halforums you're slipping.

 

[Celt Z]

Ok, so if we're going to nerdpick nitpick, the post said "on his ship he carried..", not "on his ship he brought", so, TECHNICALLY, he did carry Leia OFF the Death Star later on. It didn't say the entire crew arrived with him.