Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

But the Falcon didn't carry Obi-Wan off the Death Star. So this is a list of people the Falcon has carried at some point, but at no point was that group of people ever on the Falcon together.
 
It is worded “showed up on Vader’s Death Star hours after Alderaan was destroyed. In his ship he carried:” and the list. No change in paragraph indicating a different thought, and Vader had Leia in hand before the destruction of Alderaan. Obi-Wan and Leia were never together in the ship.
 
Yes, "citrus"...
It is generally recommended that if you're gonna be reaming anything else, particularly certain orifices, the aforesaid reaming device should have a large flanged base. This is to prevent it from being inserted entirely into the aforesaid orifices and getting stuck, thereby potentially causing physical damage as well as necessitating medical intervention that can be both embarrassing and costly.

This particular citrus reamer lacks such a flanged base. Thus, this particular citrus reamer should be used solely for citrus.
 
It is generally recommended that if you're gonna be reaming anything else, particularly certain orifices, the aforesaid reaming device should have a large flanged base. This is to prevent it from being inserted entirely into the aforesaid orifices and getting stuck, thereby potentially causing physical damage as well as necessitating medical intervention that can be both embarrassing and costly.

This particular citrus reamer lacks such a flanged base. Thus, this particular citrus reamer should be used solely for citrus.
My wife is an x-ray tech and I can attest that non-flanged bases, even surprisingly long things that you wouldn't think would fit in an abdomen, do get real good n' stuck all up ins.
 
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