I'm still waiting for someone to explain Mastodon to me. Not even "explain Mastodon in a way that makes sense". All I know is that it's a social network that... uh... has some sort of decentralized structure? But I've NEVER seen anyone try to explain it beyond that. No one has told me what sort of posts it allows. No one has told me why they chose the "instance" they did. No one has tried to explain what sort of moderation it has. No one has tried to explain anything about it other than that it exists. I've seen ONE article on how to DM someone on Mastodon, which I didn't read because why would I want to DM someone on a service I know nothing else about? And if DMing someone is so difficult it needs a guide, why do I want to be on that service?
I've picked up bits and pieces here and there, but everyone talks about it in super vague terms. Like, apparently some instances won't talk to all other instances, but I've not heard anyone say why/how that would happen.
It really says something to me that there isn't some YouTube video or single webpage that is "An Introduction to Mastodon". Like, I could introduce you to everything you need to know about Tumblr in like a 10 minute video, and you could stop watching after two minutes if you only needed the basics. What the hell is going on with Mastodon that you can't explain it that simply?