Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

 

[@Li3n]

 

[GasBandit]

We are doing important work.

 

[GasBandit]

I'm going to hell.

 

[figmentPez]

I'm going to hell.

I'm going with you.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

It's a fast pace world out there, in the memeopshere

 

[GasBandit]

I'll just say this... we've spent 25 years to come around back to this late 90s classic.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[@Li3n]

He forgot to mention how it's tough to bring a boy over because they only have 1 bedroom...

 

[Ravenpoe]

You know, as an ace person, what this guy thinks is going on would be my dream situation

 

[blotsfan]

Though tbh when I was 27 I was living with a male roommate and neither of us were married.

 

[Tinwhistler]

"Have you tried knocking it off the shelf? You have? Well, try again. It can't hurt."

 

[GasBandit]

Edit - turns out that was a photoshop. here's the original.

 

[PatrThom]

"Wait, no this is the original."
"No, this."

Really, how would we really be able to tell which is the original?

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

"Wait, no this is the original."
"No, this."

Really, how would we really be able to tell which is the original?

--Patrick

How the image passes through the hair of the dude in the right foreground is a pretty good indicator.

 

[chris]

Whatever the wallpaper really was, it was embarrassing enough he did a facepalm.

 

[bhamv3]

Edit - turns out that was a photoshop. here's the original.

Doesn't make it better.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[MindDetective]

GOTO: 10

 

[GasBandit]

GOTO: 10

I feel like we really should be operating off an event handler rather than a loop with an if-then-else, but maybe that's just me.

 

[PatrThom]

I feel like we're missing the comment where it explains the ideal amount of fire we should be maintaining in this instance.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

I feel like we're missing the comment where it explains the ideal amount of fire we should be maintaining in this instance.

--Patrick

Well, given the code provided... the answer seems to be, if there's a fire, put it out, otherwise start one. Thus the ideal amount of fire is whatever we don't have at the moment. Which seems like the sort of decision upper management often reaches.

 

[PatrThom]

Upper management: “We want you to be on fire, but only enough to motivate, not enough for liability.”

—Patrick

 

[bhamv3]

If no one is currently complaining about being on fire, then we won't consider it too much fire.

And if people are complaining about being on fire, please first assess whether the volume of complaints is below what we would consider an acceptable threshold.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[MindDetective]

Putting this here because I think it is photoshopped:

 

[Tinwhistler]

pretty sure it is. The dots look too even, and they wouldn't be clustered around the radioactive device like some kind of miasma or fog. Radiation particles would be flying out and cover the whole field of view.

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[PatrThom]

There also should be streaky ones, not just "snow."

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

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