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Celt Z

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
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"... the amount of blood required to sustain Reginald's quivering member was why he avoided erections. Arousal would reduce the blood flow to the rest of his body, slowing his heart to nearly imperceptible rhythms, and an almost immediate loss of consciousness. 'Le petit mort', indeed. Sex was a punishment and a curse."
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Celt Z said:
"... the amount of blood required to sustain Reginald's quivering member was why he avoided erections. Arousal would reduce the blood flow to the rest of his body, slowing his heart to nearly imperceptible rhythms, and an almost immediate loss of consciousness. 'Le petit mort', indeed. Sex was a punishment and a curse."
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She could barely wrap both hands around.... HIS NECK.

PatrThom said:
Where's the "10in = DEAD" lady when you need her?

--Patrick
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That was about depth, not girth.
 
Dave

Dave

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I'll admit, my sense of humor has been called strange. The things I find funny are sometimes a mystery to those around me. Having said that, what in the Kentucky Fried Fuck was that and why on earth did you find that even remotely amusing?
 
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