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#1

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

So, every time I find a funny video, I fell bad putting it in the "awesome" video thread. I just want a thread for mildly amusing stuff.
Anyway, I don't remeber if I posted this last time I saw it, but I think of Gas every time I see it.
(fuck you autoplay)


#2

Bubble181

Bubble181

Tinwhistler said:
So, every time I find a funny video, I fell bad putting it in the "awesome" video thread. I just want a thread for mildly amusing stuff.
Anyway, I don't remeber if I posted this last time I saw it, but I think of Gas every time I see it.
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I'm all in with a new separate thread. But the title needs work.


#3

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Bubble181 said:
I'm all in with a new separate thread. But the title needs work.
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"Mildly amusing videos to aid in the fight against ennui and existential dread"? ;)


#4

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

(fuck you autoplay)


#5

Bubble181

Bubble181

Oldie but still good.


#6

GasBandit

GasBandit

Regular Car Reviews is always funny, but like Mr. Regular, I too am dreading that we're entering the era where cars have features locked behind a software paywall, like on-disc game DLC. The supra has parking sensors and pedestrian sensors already built into it, but they won't TURN ON unless you paid an extra 3 grand at the dealership.



#7

DarkAudit

DarkAudit



#8

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

SOUND.


#9

PatrThom

PatrThom

Man, Paul Frees was in everything back then.

--Patrick


#10

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



#11

Dave

Dave

Undeleted to see if the autoplay sound thing is fixed or not.


#12

PatrThom

PatrThom

They don't autoplay for me, but they also don't fit the screen properly (just see top 2/3 of the vid), and there's no way to tell the video to resize or anything because the controls are in the part that's cut off.

--Patrick


#13

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

I really hate that reddit has started internalizing videos, rather than act as a link aggregator to the true location of the video :(


#14

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Frenchest thing ever?


#15

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

What in the name of sanity are they feeding this cat to get it this big?



#16

Bubble181

Bubble181

ThatNickGuy said:
What in the name of sanity are they feeding this cat to get it this big?

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They're really overbreeding those Maine coons these days for size. Doesn't sound anything like a normal cat anymore, and look at the patches without fur!


#17

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

When you only know one move in Mortal Kombat, so you just spam it over and over again


#18

figmentPez

figmentPez



#19

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

figmentPez said:
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I had the opposite reaction as a player once. The DM described an NPC who played a key role in my character's backstory. Except I completely forgot anything about said character and they had to remind me who it was and why they were important.


#20

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound

A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear.



#21

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

What it felt like selling my house


#22

Bubble181

Bubble181

Tinwhistler said:
What it felt like selling my house
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I've been seriously considering selling off my apartment because of the housing market right now. Seems untenable, but who am I to say so?


#23

Tress

Tress

Tinwhistler said:
What it felt like selling my house
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This hit me hard, and we’re not evening planning to move anytime soon. But the housing market here in California is so fucking insane.

There was a local story yesterday that people were camping overnight in the parking lot of a real estate office that was about to put some townhouses up for sale. Madness.


#24

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Bubble181 said:
I've been seriously considering selling off my apartment because of the housing market right now. Seems untenable, but who am I to say so?
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When we bought this house, we bought it in a little town that had (at the time) 800 residents. It was the boonies, which my wife balked at. But I explained that it was an investment home..we could buy it relatively cheaply, live here some years, and as the town grew, the property would gain equity at a good clip, above and beyond the equity I was making by making house payments. We said that we'd sell in 7 or 8 years.

Since developers were buying and building, the town did grow. We have restaurants and shopping centers and all kinds of stuff that wasn't here when we moved in. In the current housing market, it seemed like a good idea to pull a trigger on the selling plan. I'll end up with more net cash on the sale than I make in a year for a salary.

I'm hoping that in 2-3 years, the housing market will cool a bit as home builders catch up and hopefully material costs drop (wood is at a crazy high right now, almost doubling the cost of building), and we can end up with a nice home at less than I just sold this one for.


#25

jwhouk

jwhouk

The problem here is that everyone wants to buy houses, which makes houses outrageously expensive, which puts a lot of houses on the market but not occupied, which leads to no one living there, and...


#26

MindDetective

MindDetective

Trying to buy right now. Probably not going to be able to. I'm pretty okay with that, I think, as I'd rather the market were less insane than it is. It is just...unpleasant. I'll take the higher interest rates over this nonsense.


#27

GasBandit

GasBandit



#28

GasBandit

GasBandit



#29

bhamv3

bhamv3

GasBandit said:
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This is like something out of a tentacle hentai, yo.


#30

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound required.



#31

fade

fade

Tinwhistler said:
What it felt like selling my house
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Not ours. We just had to lower today. In a hot market. In a neighborhood where houses sell even in down times often before they go on the market. Why? Because we have the house at the entrance to the subdivision, next to 4 lane road. It's a residential road, but still 4 lanes. It's been on a month, and we've had a million showings, and always the feedback is the same, "Nice house, shows well, too close to [big road]." It's irritating to the max, because EVERY HOUSE on this block backs up to this street, but only ours faces it.

When we put it on, everyone said, "Oh it'll sell in a heartbeat! You'll make a profit!" They underestimate the power of location. And keep in mind this is a highly desirable neighborhood. Think I'm exaggerating? There are 3 other houses for sale in the immediate 4 block square. The other three went under contract in less than a week. My house is nicer and priced several hundred thousand dollars less!!


#32

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound



#33

GasBandit

GasBandit

Another Dr. Bees cartoon? After all these years? IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE DOING INSTEAD OF STARBARIANS, HARRY?!



#34

Frank

Frank

I'm glad, Dr. Bees is funnier.


#35

GasBandit

GasBandit



#36

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



#37

GasBandit

GasBandit



#38

GasBandit

GasBandit



#39

GasBandit

GasBandit



#40

Shakey

Shakey



#41

GasBandit

GasBandit



#42

BErt

BErt

It couldn’t be more simple


#43

GasBandit

GasBandit



#44

GasBandit

GasBandit



#45

PatrThom

PatrThom

Especially poignant after I had to rescue Cranky‘s computer from a failed update last week. It only took about five or six hours, but I managed to get it back to 100% without having to erase or reinstall.

—Patrick


#46

GasBandit

GasBandit

Apparently Keith Apicary (Nathan Barnatt) is going to be on America's Got Talent next month.



#47

GasBandit

GasBandit

Somebody felt like being REALLY mean to Irish people.



#48

GasBandit

GasBandit



#49

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



#50

GasBandit

GasBandit



#51

General Specific

General Specific



#52

figmentPez

figmentPez



#53

jwhouk

jwhouk

...Too Subtle for The Internet.


#54

figmentPez

figmentPez



#55

Bubble181

Bubble181

figmentPez said:
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I'm in this video and I don't like it.


#56

PatrThom

PatrThom

Bubble181 said:
I'm in this video and I don't like it.
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Pez beat me to it, but I was going to post the same video, captioned with something like: "Musicians, you've been there."

--Patrick


#57

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

PatrThom said:
Pez beat me to it, but I was going to post the same video, captioned with something like: "Musicians, you've been there."

--Patrick
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The tinwhistle equivalent is blowing, hearing no sound, and then eventually finding pocket lint in the windway.


#58

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound



#59

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



#60

GasBandit

GasBandit



#61

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound



#62

GasBandit

GasBandit



#63

MindDetective

MindDetective

GasBandit said:
Sound

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Why would the dude being addressed post that online?


#64

blotsfan

blotsfan

Local gender reveal.



#65

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound



#66

GasBandit

GasBandit

Let me sing for you the song of my people



#67

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

The wrong music changes everything...


#68

GasBandit

GasBandit



#69

Celt Z

Celt Z

Tinwhistler said:
The wrong music changes everything...
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Oh, no. This clip broke my husband.



#70

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

MindDetective said:
Why would the dude being addressed post that online?
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You don't think...

You don't think somebody would just fake something, do you?

ON THE INTERNET?


#71

MindDetective

MindDetective

Chad Sexington said:
You don't think...

You don't think somebody would just fake something, do you?

ON THE INTERNET?
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#72

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

homophobic police horses?


#73

Celt Z

Celt Z

Tinwhistler said:
homophobic police horses?
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Maybe they're respectful to the Pride flag. They know unicorns will kick their asses if they don't.


#74

Bubble181

Bubble181

They, at least, are aware of the highly toxic heavy metals in that paint and the health risk of coming too close.


#75

GasBandit

GasBandit



#76

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

GasBandit said:
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Classic!


#77

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
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You see, when a man loves a video so very, very much that, nine months later...

--Patrick


#78

Emrys

Emrys

PatrThom said:
You see, when a man loves a video so very, very much that, nine months later...

--Patrick
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That's m'boy!


#79

GasBandit

GasBandit

I have this problem where every 6-10 months something loops back around into my youtube recommendations again, and then I've forgotten that I posted it >_<


#80

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
I have this problem where every 6-10 months something loops back around into my youtube recommendations again, and then I've forgotten that I posted it >_<
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I frequently read something on Halforums that I think is so amazing I should go post it on that board where I...oh, right.

--Patrick


#81

GasBandit

GasBandit



#82

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound



#83

GasBandit

GasBandit

Welp, now it's everywhere again



#84

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

GasBandit said:
Sound

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And when you don’t know the difference between an orchestra and a choir…


#85

GasBandit

GasBandit

TIL before it was Ahegao, it was "Lion."

OMG SOUND



#86

Celt Z

Celt Z

Designing Women went to some interesting places.


#87

PatrThom

PatrThom

I will now never be able to look at anyone wearing that shirt without thinking "aaa AAA Aaa aaa aAa"

--Patrick


#88

bhamv3

bhamv3

PatrThom said:
I will now never be able to look at anyone wearing that shirt without thinking "aaa AAA Aaa aaa aAa"

--Patrick
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On a related note, I now have the Immigrant Song stuck in my head.


#89

GasBandit

GasBandit

I'm pretty sure I have posted this before but this time it has sound.



#90

GasBandit

GasBandit

Want to feel better about your house?



#91

PatrThom

PatrThom

He finally finds the bathtub at 7:54, if anyone is wondering.

—Patrick


#92

Dave

Dave



#93

GasBandit

GasBandit

Click and unmute


#94

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
Click and unmute
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*cough*

--Patrick


#95

figmentPez

figmentPez



#96

GasBandit

GasBandit



#97

GasBandit

GasBandit

The mad man did the whole thing. With Captions.



#98

GasBandit

GasBandit

@Terrik



#99

Terrik

Terrik



#100

GasBandit

GasBandit

Terrik said:
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#101

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
The mad man did the whole thing. With Captions.

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Well, that certainly qualifies as "transformative."

--Patrick


#102

GasBandit

GasBandit



#103

GasBandit

GasBandit



#104

GasBandit

GasBandit



#105

GasBandit

GasBandit



#106

GasBandit

GasBandit



#107

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

The beast has again been fed...


#108

GasBandit

GasBandit

Grandpa rememebers when Beyblade had a single player story mode



#109

chris

chris



#110

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Your cooks were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should.


#111

GasBandit

GasBandit

NSFW audio



#112

GasBandit

GasBandit



#113

GasBandit

GasBandit



#114

GasBandit

GasBandit

I made this one myself!



#115

GasBandit

GasBandit



#116

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
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Once wasn't enough?

--Patrick


#117

GasBandit

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
Once wasn't enough?

--Patrick
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It has been FUH REV URRR since February 2020!


#118

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
It has been FUH REV URRR since February 2020!
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Nonsense! It's been what, like... four months? Tops? Maybe five, at most.
Remember that insisting otherwise also means you are admitting it's been thirty-five years since 1985, sooo...

--Patrick


#119

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

PatrThom said:
Nonsense! It's been what, like... four months? Tops? Maybe five, at most.
Remember that insisting otherwise also means you are admitting it's been thirty-five years since 1985, sooo...

--Patrick
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This is the exception. 2020 lasted years. But 1990 was ten years ago. And 2000 was ten years ago. 2010 was five years ago. But 2019 was also five years ago.

This is how it works


#120

GasBandit

GasBandit



#121

GasBandit

GasBandit



#122

GasBandit

GasBandit



#123

GasBandit

GasBandit



#124

Dave

Dave

That went from predictable to stupid to funny. A true roller coaster of emotions.


#125

@Li3n

@Li3n

People that annoy you:



#126

GasBandit

GasBandit

sound (nsfw lyrics)



#127

GasBandit

GasBandit



#128

BErt

BErt



#129

Celt Z

Celt Z

BErt said:
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Now I know what really killed Howard Ashman.


#130

PatrThom

PatrThom




What? No chess?

--Patrick


#131

GasBandit

GasBandit



#132

GasBandit

GasBandit



#133

GasBandit

GasBandit

Somebody might think this is NSFW, if I guess they have a REALLY dirty mind.

Gonna have to click to animate because imgur gonna imgur



#134

GasBandit

GasBandit



#135

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

GasBandit said:
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I was talking to my wife on the phone while watching this. I legit stopped mid sentence, cracked up, and forgot what I was talking about.


#136

GasBandit

GasBandit



#137

GasBandit

GasBandit



#138

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound



#139

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound!



#140

GasBandit

GasBandit



#141

Bubble181

Bubble181

Olllld and way too long a video for a simple joke :p


#142

PatrThom

PatrThom

"How about a nice Hawaiian punch?"

--Patrick


#143

Celt Z

Celt Z

I like this kid.


#144

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Dude? Dude, you okay?


#145

PatrThom

PatrThom

"Target identified, it fits template, begin collection run."
...
"...okay the rest of this is not going as expected and now I don't know what I should be doing."

--Patrick


#146

GasBandit

GasBandit

This made emit a single, loud HAAA!



#147

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
This made emit a single, loud HAAA!
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bs.jpg


@MindDetective How is this YDTTA?

--Patrick


#148

Celt Z

Celt Z

PatrThom said:
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@MindDetective How is this YDTTA?

--Patrick
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Yeesssh... talk about songs that didn't age well.


#149

Tress

Tress

Celt Z said:
Yeesssh... talk about songs that didn't age well.
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I had never heard that song before. I looked it up, read the lyrics, and... holy fucking shit. :Leyla:


#150

MindDetective

MindDetective

PatrThom said:
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@MindDetective How is this YDTTA?

--Patrick
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Intentional misinterpreting of what Gas said is close enough to YDTTA to me.


#151

mikerc

mikerc

MindDetective said:
Intentional misinterpreting of what Gas said is typical HalForums behaviour.
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FTFY


#152

PatrThom

PatrThom

MindDetective said:
Intentional misinterpreting of what Gas said
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It may be hard to believe, but this time, it wasn't. I was deliberately making the double entendre with the song carrying the insinuation the video makes (like @Celt Z alluded to) and also the fact that "seasoning" frequently just means throwing some brown sugar into whatever you're making.

--Patrick


#153

Celt Z

Celt Z

Tress said:
I had never heard that song before. I looked it up, looked up the lyrics, and... holy fucking shit. :Leyla:
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Considering they changed their own lyrics for that song several times, starting as early as the 80's...yeah, you done fucked up.
(To his credit, Mick Jagger admits this. In an interview around 1995, I believe, he says he wrote the song in 45 minutes, they recorded it, and within the next decade, they all decided it was a bad idea to keep the original lyrics. Even the several-times edited lyrics are kinda sketchy, tho'.)

They used to play the...3rd revision? of it on the radio, but you never even hear that version on air anymore for obvious reasons.


#154

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

Celt Z said:
Considering they changed their own lyrics for that song several times, starting as early as the 80's...yeah, you done fucked up.
(To his credit, Mick Jagger admits this. In an interview around 1995, I believe, he says he wrote the song in 45 minutes, they recorded it, and within the next decade, they all decided it was a bad idea to keep the original lyrics. Even the several-times edited lyrics are kinda sketchy, tho'.)

They used to play the...3rd revision? of it on the radio, but you never even hear that version on air anymore for obvious reasons.
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It still plays on lots of classic rock stations around the country.


#155

Bubble181

Bubble181

Sparhawk said:
It still plays on lots of classic rock stations around the country.
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I'm not at all surprised.


#156

GasBandit

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
Considering they changed their own lyrics for that song several times, starting as early as the 80's...yeah, you done fucked up.
(To his credit, Mick Jagger admits this. In an interview around 1995, I believe, he says he wrote the song in 45 minutes, they recorded it, and within the next decade, they all decided it was a bad idea to keep the original lyrics. Even the several-times edited lyrics are kinda sketchy, tho'.)

They used to play the...3rd revision? of it on the radio, but you never even hear that version on air anymore for obvious reasons.
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Kahlua used a big-band version of it for a while to advertise their pre-mixed white russians. They had the sales pitch start talking over the problematic parts (so basically right after the first "How come you taste so good").

When my stepmother (who is black) saw it on TV, and saw how they cleaned it up, she cracked up laughing.



#157

Celt Z

Celt Z

Sparhawk said:
It still plays on lots of classic rock stations around the country.
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They stopped playing it around here a while back. I remember thinking sometime in the past 2 years I couldn't remember the last time I heard Brown Sugar on the radio. It used to be played fairly often, too.


#158

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

Celt Z said:
They stopped playing it around here a while back. I remember thinking sometime in the past 2 years I couldn't remember the last time I heard Brown Sugar on the radio. It used to be played fairly often, too.
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I usually listen to Sirius radio stuff, but I’ve been using a truck lately that I only have local stations.

During the past couple of weeks I heard it on a syndicated classic rock program (guessing the time worked for the slot) and at least one other time since the local classic rock doesn’t have local on air staff.


#159

figmentPez

figmentPez

American Romcom set in Ireland: Luck of the Blarney Mountain Charms


#160

PatrThom

PatrThom

This made my wife laugh uncomfortably.

—Patrick


#161

GasBandit

GasBandit



#162

GasBandit

GasBandit



#163

GasBandit

GasBandit



#164

GasBandit

GasBandit



#165

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
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I'm pretty sure this is why they have weight classes


#166

drifter

drifter

Fun fact: the guy with the fancy moves was a stuntman in District B13: Ultimatum.


#167

GasBandit

GasBandit

It's not easy being Irina Meier, busty red-headed cosplay enthusiast.



".....Blyat!" :rofl:


#168

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
It's not easy being Irina Meier, busty red-headed cosplay enthusiast.



".....Blyat!" :rofl:
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I was going to say this has to be someone's fetish, before realizing it's just yours.


#169

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ravenpoe said:
I was going to say this has to be someone's fetish, before realizing it's just yours.
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I dare say it's not JUST mine :D


#170

Bubble181

Bubble181

Ravenpoe said:
I was going to say this has to be someone's fetish, before realizing it's just yours.
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"Busty pretty girl can't fit her boobs in her right suit"... I don't think that qualifies as a fetish. The cosplay, redheadedness, the Russian, it's all just extra cherries on top of a cherry pie.


#171

Bubble181

Bubble181

@bhamv3 hard at work.
9gag doesn't work with the media embed I think?


#172

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Bubble181 said:
@bhamv3 hard at work.
9gag doesn't work with the media embed I think?
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So that was a thing that I watched.


#173

GasBandit

GasBandit

Reminds me of Chicken Attack. Except Chicken Attack had better english.



#174

bhamv3

bhamv3

Bubble181 said:
@bhamv3 hard at work.
9gag doesn't work with the media embed I think?
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For anyone curious, this is apparently a Google Translate of the lyrics of an actual song by Taiwanese pop superstar Jay Chou. The song's actually quite good.



You can turn on English captions in this video to see what the song's actually about.


#175

Celt Z

Celt Z

bhamv3 said:
For anyone curious, this is apparently a Google Translate of the lyrics of an actual song by Taiwanese pop superstar Jay Chou. The song's actually quite good.



You can turn on English captions in this video to see what the song's actually about.
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I can't see Jay Chou's name without remembering this awkward hip hop music video he had. I can't remember what the name of the song was (Mr. Z found it), but I want to say it came out around the time of Curse of the Golden Flower? It's still a joke for us to this day.


#176

GasBandit

GasBandit



#177

jwhouk

jwhouk

...You mean Straight Outta Lynwood.



#178

General Specific

General Specific

Sound on, but language warning both spoken and graphics so maybe don't play it at work around your boss if they are the serious type.



#179

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker



#180

GasBandit

GasBandit



#181

PatrThom

PatrThom

It's yet another variation of that same sort of mobile game people don't realize is basically just a digital carnival game.








These are the "girly" ones, but I can believe there are more "manly" once where you have to pump the tires up taller on your pickup, or uh, less family-friendly themes.

--Patrick


#182

GasBandit

GasBandit

The high heels one is actually almost clever.


#183

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound.



#184

Emrys

Emrys

GasBandit said:
Sound.

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Yes.


#185

PatrThom

PatrThom

*wife

--Patrick


#186

GasBandit

GasBandit



#187

figmentPez

figmentPez



#188

GasBandit

GasBandit

QueenBlaze: What is this song I hear everywhere these days?

Fans: "It's from the Ankha meme video."

QB: "What's the Anhka meme video"

Fans: (Sent you a link)

QB:



#189

GasBandit

GasBandit

When you drop a cup in the kitchen early in the morning



#190

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound



#191

@Li3n

@Li3n

Heh, the underwater cop bit really make me laugh.

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com www.reddit.com


#192

GasBandit

GasBandit

(Screams the scream of many sequels)


#193

bhamv3

bhamv3

Is Mr. Puzzles voiced by the Honest Trailers guy?


#194

PatrThom

PatrThom

bhamv3 said:
Is Mr. Puzzles voiced by the Honest Trailers guy?
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It has to be, or else it is an A.I. simulacrum. The other voices sound generated, so I would not be surprised. HTG has quite a corpus to train against.

—Patrick


#195

GasBandit

GasBandit

@bhamv3 @Terrik

Sound



#196

Celt Z

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
@bhamv3 @Terrik

Sound

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Mr. Z enjoyed this one.


#197

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound



#198

PatrThom

PatrThom

Turns out it was never about the amount of sleep you get, it was always about establishing a routine.

—Patrick


#199

figmentPez

figmentPez

PatrThom said:
Turns out it was never about the amount of sleep you get, it was always about establishing a routine.
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There's a lot more to it than that. Sleep quality matters. If you've got sleep apnea, heart problems, or any of a dozen other medical issues, then no amount of sleep, or regularity of schedule, is going to fix tiredness.

The myth that you can be sleepy because you got "too much" sleep is just assuming causation when there's only correlation. Of course people who are getting horrible sleep quality because they're not breathing while they sleep are going to sleep more to try to get rest, but still feel tired after 10+ hours in bed. Staying in bed longer didn't cause it; an obstructed airway, or some other medical problem did!


#200

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Dear Secret Santa, I need a new sofabed for Xmas. I've been as good as can be expected in this hellscape of a year.


#201

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Sound on


#202

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



#203

GasBandit

GasBandit



#204

GasBandit

GasBandit



#205

GasBandit

GasBandit

Souuuund



#206

mikerc

mikerc

That moment when you realise you've said something so stupid all you can do is end the interview.



#207

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Psh. That guy's wrong. I have a concrete tree in my backyard. I water it every few days. I'm sure it'll bloom any day now.


#208

PatrThom

PatrThom

There's no sound to this, but I assume it ends with, "I am SO putting this on the Internet!"




--Patrick


#209

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound



#210

GasBandit

GasBandit

This happened on Jeopardy last night.



#211

GasBandit

GasBandit



#212

General Specific

General Specific

GasBandit said:
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ZO57l4E.jpeg


#213

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

GasBandit said:
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I couldn't even stomach 5 seconds of it.

If this were America's Got Talent, he would've been red buzzer'd to hell.


#214

GasBandit

GasBandit

ThatNickGuy said:
I couldn't even stomach 5 seconds of it.

If this were America's Got Talent, he would've been red buzzer'd to hell.
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He's got a lot of very catchy songs, dances, and videos... and then he's got some that are like the one I just posted. It's a schtick that tickles me to no end. My favorite one in this line is "The Worst Song Ever." I absolutely hate the sound in the background of that song because it is the sound my alarm clock all through high school and college made. But I love the song. It's SO AWFUL.


#215

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
I love the song. It's SO AWFUL.
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I'll bet you have a pet spongmonkey, don't you.

--Patrick


#216

GasBandit

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
I'll bet you have a pet spongmonkey, don't you.

--Patrick
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I love those videos too.


#217

figmentPez

figmentPez



#218

GasBandit

GasBandit



#219

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound



#220

GasBandit

GasBandit



#221

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Eat your potatoes if you want to live.


#222

mikerc

mikerc



#223

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

A gentle reminder for everyone this Thanksgiving...


#224

GasBandit

GasBandit



#225

GasBandit

GasBandit

SOUND!



#226

GasBandit

GasBandit



#227

figmentPez

figmentPez



Craig the Dungeon Master can't be bothered


#228

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound



#229

PatrThom

PatrThom

Some say they’re still coming to this day.

—Patrick


#230

Celt Z

Celt Z

I mean, they're not wrong...


#231

Bubble181

Bubble181

Just ask Dave


#232

GasBandit

GasBandit



#233

Cat

Cat

Personally I'd like to see more of this. Pls alienate all queer people from the right. Thx





"That's a man in a dress"
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#234

GasBandit

GasBandit

Greatly enhanced by sound.



#235

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

GasBandit said:
Greatly enhanced by sound.

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Until SO finds this on the internet.

Then...


#236

GasBandit

GasBandit

Also has sound



#237

GasBandit

GasBandit

And this one. I'm ddyyyyyyinggg



#238

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
Also has sound

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That kid is going to grow up and be a fantastic “Lovely Assistant” someday.

—Patrick


#239

GasBandit

GasBandit



#240

GasBandit

GasBandit



#241

bhamv3

bhamv3

GasBandit said:
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I would like confirmation that you're supposed to use three fingers like a whisk.


#242

GasBandit

GasBandit

bhamv3 said:
I would like confirmation that you're supposed to use three fingers like a whisk.
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The fact that you all know my girlfriend makes it awkward to share sex tips.


#243

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
The fact that you all know my girlfriend makes it awkward to share sex tips.
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...publicly.

--Patrick


#244

Bubble181

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
The fact that you all know my girlfriend makes it awkward to share sex tips.
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What's a Secret Santa account for, anyway?


#245

GasBandit

GasBandit



#246

PatrThom

PatrThom

Technically not a “funny” video, but still putting it here because of who it is.



Didn’t know he had other talents. Wife says, “With that much talent, how does he not have all the boyfriends?”

—Patrick


#247

GasBandit

GasBandit

Holidays with Gas Bandit



#248

MindDetective

MindDetective

@GasBandit have you tried this to add to your collection?



#249

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

GasBandit said:
Holidays with Gas Bandit

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They definitely made the shots of vodka longer in this clip, but in the original, she totally puts in like 4 or 5 shots of vodka worth in the cocktail.
She got a lot of crap about it, and as I recall, in a later episode, she used a jigger to measure.

But, some time later, for a new show, she revisited the meme :D



#250

GasBandit

GasBandit

Tinwhistler said:
They definitely made the shots of vodka longer in this clip, but in the original, she totally puts in like 4 or 5 shots of vodka worth in the cocktail.
She got a lot of crap about it, and as I recall, in a later episode, she used a jigger to measure.
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People in discord, the first time they see me pour myself a "Titos and Spite," often comment on the amount of vodka I'm putting in the cup. I always tell them there's a flow restrictor in the bottle so I'm really only pouring in about "two shots" and invariably this meme gets referenced :p


#251

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
"Titos and Spite”
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This sounds like the recipe for an evening of Gas playing Killing Floor or Vermintide.

—Patrick


#252

GasBandit

GasBandit



#253

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy



#254

GasBandit

GasBandit



#255

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

It's a short one, so I'll put this here. But all of her stuff is good.


#256

LordRendar

LordRendar

Listen to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn listen to the east for the sound of buttcheeks clapping.


#257

GasBandit

GasBandit



#258

GasBandit

GasBandit

I don't usually like watching streamers that are just chatting, but I do sometimes like seeing highlight clips of them, particularly the ones that let you spend bits to play sound effects or enter a TTS line on their streams. For example...



#259

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound IS REQUIRED.



#260

PatrThom

PatrThom

Captions would be nice, too.

--Patrick


#261

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

GasBandit said:
Sound IS REQUIRED.

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I love how he's all "noooo........alright" when the hat comes out.
Post automatically merged:

PatrThom said:
Captions would be nice, too.

--Patrick
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#262

GasBandit

GasBandit

Tinwhistler said:
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I made a HFA version of that skit. And yes, I included subtitles :p



#263

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

GasBandit said:
I made a HFA version of that skit. And yes, I included subtitles :p

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Every time I show that "swatch at your fanny" skit to someone, I have to translate it for them, too.


(It's important to note that unlike in the US, in many parts of the world, the 'fanny' means the front part...)


#264

GasBandit

GasBandit

Tinwhistler said:
Every time I show that "swatch at your fanny" skit to someone, I have to translate it for them, too.


(It's important to note that unlike in the US, in many parts of the world, the 'fanny' means the front part...)
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For some reason, I am reminded of a character I played in an MMO that spoke exclusively in cockney rhyming slang (this was before voice chat really caught on, so everything was in-game text). It was a lot of work, I had to have a cockney dictionary open on my second monitor at all times so I could translate what I wanted to say in real time.


#265

GasBandit

GasBandit

Hey, I found your mom's butt plug



#266

evilmike

evilmike

Never forget.


#267

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound



#268

bhamv3

bhamv3

GasBandit said:
Sound

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I once gave my sister the nickname "Squish".

Cause she's flat.


#269

GasBandit

GasBandit



#270

PatrThom

PatrThom

Aw, that ain't workin'.

--Patrick


#271

figmentPez

figmentPez

PatrThom said:
Aw, that ain't workin'.
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Reddit alternative link


#272

PatrThom

PatrThom

figmentPez said:
Reddit alternative link
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Ha!
I was quoting "Money for Nothing," though.
[ S]he's bangin' on those bongos like a chimpanzee
Aw, that ain't workin'
That's the way ya do it
(Get your) money for nothin' and your chicks for free

--Patrick


#273

General Specific

General Specific



#274

PatrThom

PatrThom

yip yip Yip YIP Yip <crash> yip yip...

--Patrick


#275

figmentPez

figmentPez

These are some incredibly niche parodies. NileGreen (a parody of Nile Red, a chemisty/science YouTube)





#276

Bubble181

Bubble181

"sorry, my internet persona ate my homework"


#277

GasBandit

GasBandit



#278

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

GasBandit said:
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Right out of the Ernie Kovacs playbook.


#279

GasBandit

GasBandit



#280

Celt Z

Celt Z

Fri-ed chicken?


#281

GasBandit

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
Fri-ed chicken?
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Ye Olde Fri-ed Chicken


#282

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Someone sent me this today


#283

DarkAudit

DarkAudit



#284

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

I don't know what's going on with the video cropping because it cuts off about a 1/3 of the video window for me. So I can't unmute the video to hear - what I assume - is the dialogue or something. And can't see part of the whole picture. Tried it in both browser (Chrome) and mobile.

Snip.JPG


#285

drifter

drifter

Tinwhistler said:
Someone sent me this today
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Yo dawg, you can scarf your scarf


#286

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

ThatNickGuy said:
I don't know what's going on with the video cropping because it cuts off about a 1/3 of the video window for me. So I can't unmute the video to hear - what I assume - is the dialogue or something. And can't see part of the whole picture. Tried it in both browser (Chrome) and mobile.

View attachment 40109
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I noticed that when I posted it. Sorry 'bout that.

The original video by itself can't be linked as media, but...


#287

PatrThom

PatrThom

ThatNickGuy said:
I don't know what's going on with the video cropping because it cuts off about a 1/3 of the video window for me.
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The media embedder thingie will do that. I haven't figured out a reliable way to deal with it.

--Patrick


#288

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

DarkAudit said:
I noticed that when I posted it. Sorry 'bout that.

The original video by itself can't be linked as media, but...
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LMAO. Okay, that was worth the delay to see the full, proper thing.


#289

GasBandit

GasBandit

Just a tip - if a tumblr embed doesn't do the thing right, you can click on the item at the bottom saying how many notes it has to open it in a new window where it should work right.


#290

GasBandit

GasBandit



#291

Celt Z

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
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Why is she "sleeping" in full makeup and false eyelashes? One of those lashes would be hanging off or stuck to the pillow.


#292

Emrys

Emrys

Celt Z said:
Why is she "sleeping" in full makeup and false eyelashes? One of those lashes would be hanging off or stuck to the pillow.
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Don't all women sleep in full makeup/false eyelashes? We gotta be pretty for our man 24/7. :D


#293

PatrThom

PatrThom

Emrys said:
Don't all women sleep in full makeup/false eyelashes? We gotta be pretty for our man 24/7. :D
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www.independent.co.uk

Dolly Parton sleeps in make-up in case of an earthquake

Country music legend reveals she only cleans her face in the morning
www.independent.co.uk www.independent.co.uk

--Patrick


#294

GasBandit

GasBandit



#295

GasBandit

GasBandit



#296

GasBandit

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
Why is she "sleeping" in full makeup and false eyelashes? One of those lashes would be hanging off or stuck to the pillow.
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#297

Emrys

Emrys

GasBandit said:
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@bhamv3?


#298

GasBandit

GasBandit

Top comment: You have to be next level stupid to burn down a swimming pool.



#299

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

So much stupid. Wow.


#300

PatrThom

PatrThom

He never stopped nor rolled, he only dropped.

—Patrick


#301

GasBandit

GasBandit



#302

GasBandit

GasBandit

Somebody call the cops, we've got video evidence of cold blooded MURDER



#303

GasBandit

GasBandit



#304

GasBandit

GasBandit



#305

Bubble181

Bubble181

Well that ended differently than I expected.


#306

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

GasBandit said:
Somebody call the cops, we've got video evidence of cold blooded MURDER

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Both his draw 4 cards shouldn't have been able to be played and she should have called him on it because he had a yellow card to play


#307

GasBandit

GasBandit

CrimsonSoul said:
Both his draw 4 cards shouldn't have been able to be played and she should have called him on it because he had a yellow card to play
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Ooh that's a good point. He should have had to play the yellow draw 2 first, then he could have chained all his other draw 2s then the reverse and the blue 0, which would have left him with 3 cards. Of course, the NEXT turn he got would have ended her... but it wouldn't have made such a cloutable video.


#308

Bubble181

Bubble181

CrimsonSoul said:
Both his draw 4 cards shouldn't have been able to be played and she should have called him on it because he had a yellow card to play
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Yup. Also, stacking plusses like this, as has been pointed out approximately a million times on the internet, is against the rules. A +2 or +4 automatically skips your turn and makes you draw. Neither allows you to play a card to pass it on. And while we're at it - you are not allowed to play a +4 if you have any other card that can legally be played (except another +4) - including a regular color change card etc. Too often have I seen people try to use those +4s like some sort of überkiller, but they really aren't. And, you can absolutely end the game with all base power cards (there are one or two expansion and variety power cards that explicitly mean you can't end with them).


#309

Bubble181

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
Ooh that's a good point. He should have had to play the yellow draw 2 first, then he could have chained all his other draw 2s then the reverse and the blue 0, which would have left him with 3 cards. Of course, the NEXT turn he got would have ended her... but it wouldn't have made such a cloutable video.
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It's not a zero but a skip card :-P He could've played the yellow +2, then the other +2s (because a +2 skips the opponent's turn, so in a two player game this is possible), then the skips and reverse, then both +4 cards and have finished the game legally. Though it's not one turn, and she should've drawn all the cards every step.


#310

GasBandit

GasBandit

Bubble181 said:
Also, stacking plusses like this, as has been pointed out approximately a million times on the internet, is against the rules.
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He's not stacking, he's taking that many turns in a row. A draw or skip makes the target miss their turn, and as it's a 2 player game, it then immediately becomes his turn again.


#311

Bubble181

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
He's not stacking, he's taking that many turns in a row. A draw or skip makes the target miss their turn, and as it's a 2 player game, it then immediately becomes his turn again.
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Which I said a paragraph further down:p


#312

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Yeah, his only faux pax was the wild +4s when he had a yellow later in the stack. Rules state she could have challenged, she would've won the challenge, and play would have ended at the first card dropped with him picking up 4 more cards. A challenge is usually a risk (since a failed challenge means you draw 6 instead of 4), but since he didn't pause at all, she would know he had a yellow and I'd make him back up and take all that shit back into his hand + the additional 4 cards.


#313

GasBandit

GasBandit



#314

General Specific

General Specific

I wish they'd put more of Game Changers on youtube, if only for more Brennan Lee Mulligan acting a fool

They did post the full Impression Battle episode and it made me very happy.


#315

GasBandit

GasBandit



#316

figmentPez

figmentPez

Jeff found a Genie


#317

GasBandit

GasBandit

The entire final 4 minutes (to which this should automatically cue up) of this week's Regular Car Review is an increasingly incredible shit talking session about some (probably imaginary) college student named Tommy Fenstemacher, and it is enthralling



And every time I watch an episode of RCR I am so very struck by how much Roman sounds like Snuffles.


#318

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound XD



#319

PatrThom

PatrThom

figmentPez said:
Jeff found a Genie
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I appreciate the lyrics and completely agree and think there should be a name for people like this, people who achieve a goal of some kind and then immediately turn around and try to make sure nobody else will ever be able to do that thing, cuz I see it enough that I want to put a name to it.
...but what really stuck out to me was, "Hey! I have that same guitar!"

--Patrick


#320

GasBandit

GasBandit

Callin in that extra DPS



Edit: Youtube gonna youtube, ruining musical jokes. So here's (ugh) TikTok.



#321

General Specific

General Specific

GasBandit said:
Callin in that extra DPS

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#322

GasBandit

GasBandit



#323

GasBandit

GasBandit



#324

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
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That kids got a full beard by now


#325

Piotyr

Piotyr

General Specific said:
I wish they'd put more of Game Changers on youtube, if only for more Brennan Lee Mulligan acting a fool

They did post the full Impression Battle episode and it made me very happy.
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This is probably my favorite Game Changers moment in the show's history. I only wish the full episode were available:


#326

GasBandit

GasBandit



#327

PatrThom

PatrThom




—Patrick


#328

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

PatrThom said:



—Patrick
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I hope to god this guy never becomes a game designer. Even Sierra logic is looking at this and thinking, "Okay, this is too much."


#329

GasBandit

GasBandit



#330

HCGLNS

HCGLNS



2nd greatest car chase scene in the history of film, and perhaps the first very sneaky product placement


#331

GasBandit

GasBandit



#332

GasBandit

GasBandit



#333

Bubble181

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
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Deliberately mixing Mega Rolls, Big Rolls, and Mega Rolls Ridged, along with packages from different markets where different "regular rolls" are used, will make it sound complicated while it isn't.
I mean, it's all marketing BS, to be clear, but they're trying to make it sound AMAZING and WEIRD and COMPLETELY BONKERS OMG and I remember why I don't like Brentalfloss again.


#334

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



#335

GasBandit

GasBandit

WHEN I COME A-COURTIN'

(sound)



#336

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
WHEN I COME A-COURTIN'
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--Patrick


#337

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

GasBandit said:
WHEN I COME A-COURTIN'

(sound)

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I see @Officer_Charon has to up his game with every new Valentine's Day.


#338

GasBandit

GasBandit



#339

GasBandit

GasBandit

I do not understand



#340

GasBandit

GasBandit



#341

chris

chris

GasBandit said:
I do not understand

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some kind of posture correction involving the tail bone I guess?


#342

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
I do not understand
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I assume this (though maybe not this exact case):

Symptomatic sacrococcygeal joint dislocation treated using closed manual reduction: A case report with 36-month follow-up and review of literature - PMC

Dislocation of the sacrococcygeal joint is a rare injury from trauma to the buttocks, most often from falling backwards. Standard of care for this injury has not been determined because it is rare. Left untreated this can cause coccydynia in the ...
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

--Patrick


#343

GasBandit

GasBandit



#344

bhamv3

bhamv3

GasBandit said:
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I'm gonna try this with my wife right now!


#345

bhamv3

bhamv3

So it turns out my wife with two arms is stronger than me with one arm, and I couldn't lift her arms up.


#346

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

bhamv3 said:
So it turns out my wife with two arms is stronger than me with one arm, and I couldn't lift her arms up.
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"I'm gonna try this on my wife!" is my new favorite running gag on the forum. Especially when you post the results.


#347

GasBandit

GasBandit

"IS IT GOOD, MOMMY"

Click to play and turn on sound because imgur's embeds still suck.




#348

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

I've had a date or two end that way before...<shifty eye emoji>


#349

GasBandit

GasBandit

How to caress a woman



#350

Emrys

Emrys

GasBandit said:
How to caress a woman

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No.


#351

PatrThom

PatrThom

How to pet a cat, more like.

--Patrick


#352

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

GasBandit said:
How to caress a woman

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Paging @bhamv3 to test this on his wife!


#353

Celt Z

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
How to caress a woman

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And this is why you won't have problems hitting that 21 solo-sessions goal.


#354

GasBandit

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
And this is why you won't have problems hitting that 21 solo-sessions goal.
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#355

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Celt Z said:
And this is why you won't have problems hitting that 21 solo-sessions goal.
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Who says you have to choose?
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I....may be a little oversexed :oops:


#356

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
How to caress a woman

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This is how my dog looks when I come home


#357

bhamv3

bhamv3

GasBandit said:
How to caress a woman

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Trying this with my wife right now!


#358

bhamv3

bhamv3

So my wife wears glasses and she really hates it when her lenses get smeared, so basically as soon as I reached for her face she grabbed my hand and more or less judo throwed me to the ground.


#359

Emrys

Emrys

bhamv3 said:
So my wife wears glasses and she really hates it when her lenses get smeared, so basically as soon as I reached for her face she grabbed my hand and more or less judo throwed me to the ground.
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Please have her do it again, only this time, make sure you record it.


#360

mikerc

mikerc



I am Spartacus Mr McAdams!


#361

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

mikerc said:


I am Spartacus Mr McAdams!
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I was sitting here thinking "Man, the guy that's the head of the ron paul institute sure doesn't sound like the kind of guy I'd expect to be on the Ron Paul Institute"

That said, anyone that's the head of the Ron Paul institute probably deserves to be yelled at.


#362

GasBandit

GasBandit

So apparently she made a LOT of these



#363

GasBandit

GasBandit



#364

figmentPez

figmentPez



Link in case of embed fail


#365

bhamv3

bhamv3

figmentPez said:


Link in case of embed fail
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Horny is a valid emotion!


#366

GasBandit

GasBandit

bhamv3 said:
Horny is a valid emotion!
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#367

figmentPez

figmentPez

bhamv3 said:
Horny is a valid emotion!
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I know a lot of mental health experts who would disagree.


#368

GasBandit

GasBandit


"Experts"


#369

bhamv3

bhamv3

figmentPez said:
I know a lot of mental health experts who would disagree.
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I acknowledge that the experts would know more than I do.

I also choose to ignore the people who know more than I do and insist that my perspective, which was reached only through subjective personal experience and no research of any rigor, is the only right one. Horny is a valid emotion, dammit!


#370

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



#371

Bubble181

Bubble181

figmentPez said:
I know a lot of mental health experts who would disagree.
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Why? It's a mental state causes by hormones, as a result of (usually external) stimuli, influencing your perception, decision making, etc.
I literally can't think of how "horny" is any less of a valid emotion than "depressed", "stressed", "interested", "fearful", "angry",...


#372

figmentPez

figmentPez

Bubble181 said:
Why? It's a mental state causes by hormones, as a result of (usually external) stimuli, influencing your perception, decision making, etc.
I literally can't think of how "horny" is any less of a valid emotion than "depressed", "stressed", "interested", "fearful", "angry",...
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Depressed, and interested are also not emotions. Depressed is a vague term that can refer to a lot of different states. While a diagnosis of depression can be a useful label, a patient describing themselves saying "I'm depressed today" doesn't help them or their therapist, because it can mean so many different things. "Interested" is a thought, not an emotion, and that's the important distinction here. "Stressed" could be an emotion, but it could also be a thought, and is likely both, so it's important to make the distinction.

A lot of people with mental health disorders have a difficult time differentiating between thoughts and emotions. ("Angry" is an emotion, "I want to punch someone" is a thought. We have much greater control over our thoughts than we do our emotions.) When I was in my first psychiatric hospital (Menninger, one of the top in the nation) they had us focus on what they considered the five core emotions: Joy, Sadness, Anger, Fear, and Guilt. Since then I've learned that there's disagreement on what the core emotions are, how many there are, and what to label them, but there seems to be pretty strong consensus that differentiating between thoughts and emotions is important.

Hunger, thirst, pain, heat, cold, and other sensations are also not emotions, even though they're frequently connected to emotions.

Horny often has emotions associated with it, but as a whole it's a combination of thoughts and physical sensations that may or may not be associated with emotions.


#373

PatrThom

PatrThom

figmentPez said:
When I was in my first psychiatric hospital (Menninger, one of the top in the nation) they had us focus on what they considered the five core emotions: Joy, Sadness, Anger, Fear, and Guilt.
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Huh. I didn’t realize the choices in Inside Out had an actual basis (though they swap in Disgust for Guilt).

—Patrick


#374

MindDetective

MindDetective

Disgust is an emotion. Guilt is not. Emotions have an outward (usually facial) expression. Feelings do not need to have that, though. Thus, horny, and guilt, are feelings.
Post automatically merged:

Surprise is also a primary emotion, fyi.


#375

PatrThom

PatrThom

bhamv3 said:
Horny is a valid emotion!
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corny.jpg


"Stupid" is also not an emotion.

--Patrick


#376

bhamv3

bhamv3

PatrThom said:
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"Stupid" is also not an emotion.

--Patrick
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But this line would've also had worked if she had said, for example, "Why are guys always so stupid and angry?!" Angry is an emotion.


#377

GasBandit

GasBandit



"I just wanna eat 42 pounds of seafood salad and an entire birthday caaaaaaake"


#378

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Where's the rest? For research purposes, for a friend I mean...


#379

figmentPez

figmentPez


Link in case of embed fail


#380

GasBandit

GasBandit



#381

PatrThom

PatrThom

Wookie pa yub nub

--Patrick


#382

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
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I'm pretty sure this is an actual clip from the holiday special


#383

GasBandit

GasBandit



#384

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

GasBandit said:
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...I dunno, that's kinda doing it for me.


#385

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

ThatNickGuy said:
...I dunno, that's kinda doing it for me.
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The “milk me daddy” just completely killed the mood though.


#386

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Sparhawk said:
The “milk me daddy” just completely killed the mood though.
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Maybe for you!


#387

PatrThom

PatrThom

ThatNickGuy said:
...I dunno, that's kinda mooing it for me.
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FTFY

--Patrick


#388

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Sparhawk said:
The “milk me daddy” just completely killed the mood though.
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That's where I was in


#389

Bubble181

Bubble181

It's a Youtube video but it won't embed properly

And the great thing is, thanks to @Ravenpoe , I can no longer tell if this is real or not.


#390

GasBandit

GasBandit

Bubble181 said:
It's a Youtube video but it won't embed properly

And the great thing is, thanks to @Ravenpoe , I can no longer tell if this is real or not.
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Seems to embed fine to me...



#391

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Bubble181 said:
It's a Youtube video but it won't embed properly

And the great thing is, thanks to @Ravenpoe , I can no longer tell if this is real or not.
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Don't blame me for any loss of your grasp on reality


#392

GasBandit

GasBandit

This is so stupid



#393

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

If he can walk up to the tree, couldn't he, you know, just pick his bike up and take it with him?


#394

GasBandit

GasBandit

Tinwhistler said:
If he can walk up to the tree, couldn't he, you know, just pick his bike up and take it with him?
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And that is why it is stupid. I'm pretty sure this video is taking the proverbial piss.


#395

Bubble181

Bubble181

Ravenpoe said:
Don't blame me for any loss of your grasp on reality
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The sad thing is, that AFAICT, it's actually real, and NOT intended as taking the piss. People are actually talking about this as if it has merit.


#396

GasBandit

GasBandit

Every day we stray further from god's light



#397

GasBandit

GasBandit



#398

Bubble181

Bubble181

I'm looking forward to watching it :-P


#399

figmentPez

figmentPez



#400

GasBandit

GasBandit



#401

MindDetective

MindDetective

GasBandit said:
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Her water broke!


#402

GasBandit

GasBandit

Not to cross-contaminate this thread from the funny pictures thread's "we're so old" fest, but...



#403

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
Not to cross-contaminate this thread from the funny pictures thread's "we're so old" fest, but...

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I've never understood why people find this so fascinating. I don't know how to work a telegraph.


#404

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Ravenpoe said:
I've never understood why people find this so fascinating. I don't know how to work a telegraph.
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I think this kind of thing is interesting when you can almost as easily do the reverse, with old people trying to use new technology. They're just as lost, when young people can use it easily because they're used to it.


#405

GasBandit

GasBandit

ThatNickGuy said:
I think this kind of thing is interesting when you can almost as easily do the reverse, with old people trying to use new technology. They're just as lost, when young people can use it easily because they're used to it.
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That was how the Fine Bros (who fell from grace when they tried to insist they owned the concept of the "reaction youtube video" litigiously) got their start... they gave kids old technology/shows/music, and gave seniors new technology/shows/music, and recorded the fumbling. Then as the kids aged up they introduced Teens react and later still, College kids react.

And I've watched enough old westerns I'm pretty sure I could figure out how to use a telegraph, even if my vocabulary in morse is very limited :p


#406

GasBandit

GasBandit

There are now more videos in this line.



#407

GasBandit

GasBandit



#408

GasBandit

GasBandit



#409

figmentPez

figmentPez



Link in case of embed fail


#410

GasBandit

GasBandit



#411

GasBandit

GasBandit



#412

jwhouk

jwhouk

Needs more cowbell.


#413

GasBandit

GasBandit



#414

GasBandit

GasBandit

Audio required (but slightly nsfw)



#415

GasBandit

GasBandit



#416

GasBandit

GasBandit



#417

Frank

Frank

GasBandit said:
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Holy fuck is this ever true. Like, so God damned true.


#418

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Frank said:
Holy fuck is this ever true. Like, so God damned true.
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That's when you put the wallpaper back over the hole and try to pass it off to some other schmuck.


#419

GasBandit

GasBandit



#420

PatrThom

PatrThom

"By dose!"

--Patrick


#421

GasBandit

GasBandit

Here's some more of this



#422

PatrThom

PatrThom

Oh man, that flashlight was awesome.

--Patrick


#423

GasBandit

GasBandit



#424

GasBandit

GasBandit



#425

GasBandit

GasBandit



#426

Dave

Dave

As a huge fan of Amadeus, I approve of this video.


#427

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
As a huge fan of Amadeus, I approve of this video.
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It's legit one of my favorite movies.


#428

GasBandit

GasBandit

Not an april fools joke. New Strong Bad Email.



#429

GasBandit

GasBandit

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DO THAT.



#430

GasBandit

GasBandit



#431

GasBandit

GasBandit



#432

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DO THAT.
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Surprised they didn't add a cocktail umbrella at the end.

--Patrick


#433

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

Ravenpoe said:
It's legit one of my favorite movies.
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I think he means when Mozart was actually around.


#434

Dave

Dave

We need some sort of Dave is old emote.


#435

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
We need some sort of Dave is old emote.
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Hey I think I found a new use for one of them...


#436

Bubble181

Bubble181

Dave said:
We need some sort of Dave is old emote.
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Really? Why? It seems a very limited use case, when has anyone ever mentioned that in the past? Isn't this just your own insecurities coming through? :awesome:


#437

chris

chris

GasBandit said:
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Man, Mozart was such a genius he could make a harpsichord sound like a piano.


#438

GasBandit

GasBandit



#439

PatrThom

PatrThom

Looks like someone doesn't know how to follow directions...

--Patrick


#440

PatrThom

PatrThom



Many of you know this face. Some better than others.
No, it is not Brent Spiner. Though I can see how some might think that.

--Patrick


#441

GasBandit

GasBandit

I absolutely hated all Tim & Eric projects.


#442

Dave

Dave

Tim & Eric sucks.


#443

GasBandit

GasBandit



#444

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
Tim & Eric sucks.
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I wasn't a huge fan of Tim & Eric but I do like Tim Heidecker. I do think he's quite funny and talented.


#445

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
I absolutely hated all Tim & Eric projects.
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I've never seen any (except for what shows up in memes, of course), but I am literally repulsed by that awkward, Ben Stiller-esque kind of humor, so it's likely I won't be seeking them out.

--Patrick


#446

Celt Z

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
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Now, can I get a group of Little Leaguers to do this...?


#447

GasBandit

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
I've never seen any (except for what shows up in memes, of course), but I am literally repulsed by that awkward, Ben Stiller-esque kind of humor, so it's likely I won't be seeking them out.

--Patrick
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For me, what "meta" humor is, is humor not aimed at making the audience laugh, but making a second auxiliary audience laugh at the first audience. So the "entertainer" shows the most awkward, off-putting, sometimes nauseating thing they can show the "audience," for the amusement of people in-the-know to feel good about how uncomfortable this must be making the normies.

And I hate it.

For example, take this video. This illustrates the problem perfectly. A dude recording his grandfather not being amused by a cringey Tim and Eric skit. That skit was not for his grandfather, it was for the guy filming his grandfather watching it. He is the meta-audience.




I especially dislike it when it invokes more than one level of meta, like the "Tim and Eric write a jingle for Tom Skerritt" skit.

www.adultswim.com

Watch Full Episodes of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

Watch full episodes of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! now at AdultSwim.com. Tim and Eric perform outrageous sketches and stunts in this gross-out comedy experience you never knew you wanted. See David Liebe Hart sing songs with his puppet friends, Steve Mahanahan’s tips for keeping child...
www.adultswim.com

This is a skit where Tim and Eric have duped Tom Skerritt into meeting with them, and they proceed to workshop the laziest, shittiest, most amateur "jingle" to... what... revitalize the aging actor's career? I don't know, and clearly neither does Tom Skerritt. Within 60 seconds he politely shakes their hand and gets up to leave, at which point Tim chides Skerritt "You shouldn't have come in if you weren't going to want to go for it," to which Skerritt simply replies (tactfully), "You didn't do a good job."

It's clear that Skerritt is irritated and uncomfortable at having his time wasted in this manner. He is not amused at all. The "audience" is ostensibly supposed to be amused by Skerritt's irritation and discomfort (which some preadolescent-minded people might be, granted), but most people will then, in turn, be irritated by having to watch all the awkwardness of Skerritt being on the receiving end of this intentionally bad, bad-faith pitch. So who is this for? It's for the meta-audience. The people amused at the discomfort of people who were discomfited by Tom Skerritt's discomfort.

And if this isn't the very definition of pretentious, fart-sniffing bullshit, nothing is.


#448

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
who is this for? It's for the meta-audience. The people amused at the discomfort of people who were discomfited by Tom Skerritt's discomfort.
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This explanation also fits how I feel about the Rickroll.

--Patrick


#449

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
For me, what "meta" humor is, is humor not aimed at making the audience laugh, but making a second auxiliary audience laugh at the first audience. So the "entertainer" shows the most awkward, off-putting, sometimes nauseating thing they can show the "audience," for the amusement of people in-the-know to feel good about how uncomfortable this must be making the normies.

And I hate it.

For example, take this video. This illustrates the problem perfectly. A dude recording his grandfather not being amused by a cringey Tim and Eric skit. That skit was not for his grandfather, it was for the guy filming his grandfather watching it. He is the meta-audience.




I especially dislike it when it invokes more than one level of meta, like the "Tim and Eric write a jingle for Tom Skerritt" skit.

www.adultswim.com

Watch Full Episodes of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

Watch full episodes of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! now at AdultSwim.com. Tim and Eric perform outrageous sketches and stunts in this gross-out comedy experience you never knew you wanted. See David Liebe Hart sing songs with his puppet friends, Steve Mahanahan’s tips for keeping child...
www.adultswim.com

This is a skit where Tim and Eric have duped Tom Skerritt into meeting with them, and they proceed to workshop the laziest, shittiest, most amateur "jingle" to... what... revitalize the aging actor's career? I don't know, and clearly neither does Tom Skerritt. Within 60 seconds he politely shakes their hand and gets up to leave, at which point Tim chides Skerritt "You shouldn't have come in if you weren't going to want to go for it," to which Skerritt simply replies (tactfully), "You didn't do a good job."

It's clear that Skerritt is irritated and uncomfortable at having his time wasted in this manner. He is not amused at all. The "audience" is ostensibly supposed to be amused by Skerritt's irritation and discomfort (which some preadolescent-minded people might be, granted), but most people will then, in turn, be irritated by having to watch all the awkwardness of Skerritt being on the receiving end of this intentionally bad, bad-faith pitch. So who is this for? It's for the meta-audience. The people amused at the discomfort of people who were discomfited by Tom Skerritt's discomfort.

And if this isn't the very definition of pretentious, fart-sniffing bullshit, nothing is.
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I thought the Tom Skerritt skit was funny. But I also like pretentious fart-sniffing bullshit.


#450

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sound (track)



#451

jwhouk

jwhouk

GasBandit said:
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The Savannah Bananas. AKA The Harlem Globetrotters of Baseball.


#452

Celt Z

Celt Z

jwhouk said:
The Savannah Bananas.
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Why was I not informed of this sooner???


#453

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
Sound (track)

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As an asexual fat guy on a diet... this unironically did things for me. I made indecent noises.


#454

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



#455

Bubble181

Bubble181

Tinwhistler said:
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It's technically not true, as there's one other scene.

Still funny though.

(And people making this about the Bechdel test in the comments.....Oy. The movies already had a romance subplot introduced that wasn't needed, it definitely didn't need any adaptations to make it more feminist. Yo could genderswap half the cast and it would change absolutely nothing about the content. This isn't what Bechdel invented her test for)


#456

GasBandit

GasBandit

@Terrik



#457

GasBandit

GasBandit



#458

figmentPez

figmentPez


Link in case of embed failure


#459

GasBandit

GasBandit

Click to animate/sound because imgur sucks

link



#460

GasBandit

GasBandit

Arguably slightly NSFW


#461

Bubble181

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
Arguably slightly NSFW
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Why, yes, I am left handed, what made you suspect?


#462

Emrys

Emrys

GasBandit said:
Arguably slightly NSFW
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So that's what you do at night? Good to know.

And not a surprise. ;)


#463

Celt Z

Celt Z

Emrys said:
So that's what you do at night? Good to know.

And not a surprise. ;)
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That is NOT how we play Valheim!


#464

GasBandit

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
That is NOT how we play Valheim!
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I mean... it kinda is?


#465

GasBandit

GasBandit

Disagree all you want, Snuffles has seen the evidence.


#466

GasBandit

GasBandit



#467

GasBandit

GasBandit



#468

GasBandit

GasBandit

Something like this happened when I was in middle school. Dude just came in off the street and got made substitute teacher for my class for the day. Did all kinds of sketchy shit like change answers on our quizzes, sometimes asking to borrow our pencils so that the changes looked like they came from the students.

I thought it was really odd, and seemed like a wild story.

Apparently it happens more often than I thought?



#469

GasBandit

GasBandit

GasBandit said:
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#470

GasBandit

GasBandit



#471

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



#472

GasBandit

GasBandit



#473

GasBandit

GasBandit

When you try to get an AI to come up with a Phoenix Wright script, and then dub it in one take



#474

Celt Z

Celt Z

The narrator cracking up is my favorite part.


#475

Far

Far

It's little face when it snaps them!



#476

GasBandit

GasBandit

Far said:
It's little face when it snaps them!
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That is the look of a monkey who has been squirted in the face by a green bean.


#477

GasBandit

GasBandit



#478

GasBandit

GasBandit



#479

bhamv3

bhamv3

GasBandit said:
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Trying this with my wife right now!


#480

bhamv3

bhamv3

So it turns out my wife, as a non-native English speaker who's grown up in Taiwan, doesn't know about knock knock jokes.

"Knock knock."
"What?"
"You say 'who's there' when I say knock knock."
"Okay, who's there?"
"Europe."
"Okay."
"No, you're supposed to say 'Europe who?'"
"Okay, Europe who?"
"I'm not a poo."
"What?"
"You said I'm a poo."
"No I didn't."
"Europe who sounds like you're a poo."

And then she said it out loud a few times before nodding and saying, "You're right, it does sound like you're a poo."


#481

PatrThom

PatrThom

Your wife is obviously more clever than poo you.

--Patrick


#482

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

bhamv3 said:
So it turns out my wife, as a non-native English speaker who's grown up in Taiwan, doesn't know about knock knock jokes.

"Knock knock."
"What?"
"You say 'who's there' when I say knock knock."
"Okay, who's there?"
"Europe."
"Okay."
"No, you're supposed to say 'Europe who?'"
"Okay, Europe who?"
"I'm not a poo."
"What?"
"You said I'm a poo."
"No I didn't."
"Europe who sounds like you're a poo."

And then she said it out loud a few times before nodding and saying, "You're right, it does sound like you're a poo."
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Honestly, this is probably a more successful attempt than the other "Gonna try this on my wife" things you've attempted.


#483

GasBandit

GasBandit



#484

GasBandit

GasBandit



#485

evilmike

evilmike

bhamv3 said:
So it turns out my wife, as a non-native English speaker who's grown up in Taiwan, doesn't know about knock knock jokes.

"Knock knock."
"What?"
"You say 'who's there' when I say knock knock."
"Okay, who's there?"
"Europe."
"Okay."
"No, you're supposed to say 'Europe who?'"
"Okay, Europe who?"
"I'm not a poo."
"What?"
"You said I'm a poo."
"No I didn't."
"Europe who sounds like you're a poo."

And then she said it out loud a few times before nodding and saying, "You're right, it does sound like you're a poo."
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Now you should explain to her how, these days, baseball players have really crazy names...


#486

Celt Z

Celt Z

evilmike said:
Now you should explain to her how, these days, baseball players have really crazy names...
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No, Chinese is probably the LAST language you'd want to attempt that joke.


#487

GasBandit

GasBandit

evilmike said:
Now you should explain to her how, these days, baseball players have really crazy names...
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Celt Z said:
No, Chinese is probably the LAST language you'd want to attempt that joke.
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#488

jwhouk

jwhouk

No, Yu is NOT on first. He's a pitcher, he doesn't bat any more.


#489

evilmike

evilmike



#490

drifter

drifter

jwhouk said:
No, Yu is NOT on first. He's a pitcher, he doesn't bat any more.
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Yu's been in the NL since 2017 though. OBP around .112 on 138 plate appearances.


#491

bhamv3

bhamv3

Celt Z said:
No, Chinese is probably the LAST language you'd want to attempt that joke.
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Actually... someone did translate Who's On First into Mandarin.



I actually performed a version of this on visitors' day when I was in the army.


#492

jwhouk

jwhouk

...Didn't get the memo, did you?


#493

GasBandit

GasBandit






#494

GasBandit

GasBandit

GasBandit said:
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These just KEEP COMING



#495

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:



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Is it weird that I'm unironically turned on?


#496

PatrThom

PatrThom

Ravenpoe said:
Is it weird that I'm unironically turned on?
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The videos are weird, yes.
But the fact that you're turned on by them? No.

--Patrick


#497

Celt Z

Celt Z

Poe has some leftover feelings about Martha Generic.


#498

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Celt Z said:
Poe has some leftover feelings about Martha Generic.
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... maybe


#499

GasBandit

GasBandit

Bobby's Mom has got it goin' on. Dooncha noo.


#500

GasBandit

GasBandit



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