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GasBandit

GasBandit

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Something like this happened when I was in middle school. Dude just came in off the street and got made substitute teacher for my class for the day. Did all kinds of sketchy shit like change answers on our quizzes, sometimes asking to borrow our pencils so that the changes looked like they came from the students.

I thought it was really odd, and seemed like a wild story.

Apparently it happens more often than I thought?

 
bhamv3

bhamv3

So it turns out my wife, as a non-native English speaker who's grown up in Taiwan, doesn't know about knock knock jokes.

"Knock knock."
"What?"
"You say 'who's there' when I say knock knock."
"Okay, who's there?"
"Europe."
"Okay."
"No, you're supposed to say 'Europe who?'"
"Okay, Europe who?"
"I'm not a poo."
"What?"
"You said I'm a poo."
"No I didn't."
"Europe who sounds like you're a poo."

And then she said it out loud a few times before nodding and saying, "You're right, it does sound like you're a poo."
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

bhamv3 said:
So it turns out my wife, as a non-native English speaker who's grown up in Taiwan, doesn't know about knock knock jokes.

"Knock knock."
"What?"
"You say 'who's there' when I say knock knock."
"Okay, who's there?"
"Europe."
"Okay."
"No, you're supposed to say 'Europe who?'"
"Okay, Europe who?"
"I'm not a poo."
"What?"
"You said I'm a poo."
"No I didn't."
"Europe who sounds like you're a poo."

And then she said it out loud a few times before nodding and saying, "You're right, it does sound like you're a poo."
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Honestly, this is probably a more successful attempt than the other "Gonna try this on my wife" things you've attempted.
 
evilmike

evilmike

bhamv3 said:
So it turns out my wife, as a non-native English speaker who's grown up in Taiwan, doesn't know about knock knock jokes.

"Knock knock."
"What?"
"You say 'who's there' when I say knock knock."
"Okay, who's there?"
"Europe."
"Okay."
"No, you're supposed to say 'Europe who?'"
"Okay, Europe who?"
"I'm not a poo."
"What?"
"You said I'm a poo."
"No I didn't."
"Europe who sounds like you're a poo."

And then she said it out loud a few times before nodding and saying, "You're right, it does sound like you're a poo."
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Now you should explain to her how, these days, baseball players have really crazy names...
 
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