Gas Bandit's Political Thread V: The Vampire Likes Bats

Do you mean real American citizens or filthy brown people the woke deep state left gave fake papers to in order to create criminal majorities who all deserve to die as vermin?

... /s if this wasn't enormously obvious
I'm sure America would never do that, that's not the sort of country we are. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to Google what happened to japanese American citizens in the 40s and... Oh. Oh no.
 
Yep. All the memes and stuff about the Gulf of America are fun, and I get a lot of people are just shouting in the wind and all that, but Democrats need to take every moment of air time or exposure they can still get, and use it to hammer this home and keep hammering it home.
It still won't reach the right people, of course, but oh well.
 

Dave

Staff member
Because of course he is.


Because OF COURSE THEY ARE!


FUCKING OF COURSE THEY ARE!

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Dave

Staff member
I have to admit some of this amuses me to no end. My Trump sucking brother relies on government help to take care of his disabled wife. Can't wait to hear how daddy ruining his life is Biden's fault.
 
I know the playbook he's following is to do these things as incompetently as possible in order to encourage sufficient dissent that, when the revolution finally happens, he can respond with, "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! Martial law wuz declared because we have to protect our government! " but at that point, will there actually still BE any real government left to protect? It's like those hostage situations where the kidnappers send an ear or a finger along with the ransom note, but in this case he's sending an entire leg, half a torso...by the time the rescuers break into his hideout, all that's going to be left is some hair, a jawbone, and a dried-up liver.

--Patrick
 
Because of course he is.


Because OF COURSE THEY ARE!


FUCKING OF COURSE THEY ARE!

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Of course. They need sacrifices for their death cult.
 
Don't worry, one shop window gets broken, one car gets vandalized, one black man gets a bit too aggressive towards a cop and it'll turn out the journalists were there all along.
 
The media is busy normalizing 51st state.

How quickly it's gone from loltrump to hmmmmaybe basically leads me to believe I'm going to die on me knees for my lifestyle choices and the medication I take, the two gravest dangers to America, when you invade.
 
As someone who lives exceptionally close to the US-Canada border, I don't think I like the idea of being on the front lines of an incredibly evil and pointless war.
 
As someone who lives exceptionally close to the US-Canada border, I don't think I like the idea of being on the front lines of an incredibly evil and pointless war.
Yeah, Canada! You heard him! If you guys fight back, you’re evil. Just sit there and take it.

I don’t know, but it feels like the whole “51st state” thing is overblown. It’s just dumb MAGA shit meant to “trigger the libs.” I don’t actually see any invasion or attempts at annexation happening.
 

figmentPez

Staff member
I don’t actually see any invasion or attempts at annexation happening.
The scary part is that I don't know just how stupid Trump and Musk are. They're egotistical, and they don't fully understand technology, but I don't know if they're stupid enough to think that the US can win if it starts a war against a developed nation. The US military is the most powerful in the world, and we spend a fuck-ton more money on it than anyone else, so to Trump and Musk that could equal "winning". They may not understand that the US can't get by without imports from countries that will become hostile to us if we go to war.

Or they may actually understand how lacking America's manufacturing capabilities are, and Trump's tariffs are a ham-fisted way to try to force the US to build up it's industrial base so that der cheetofurher can try to conquer the world by force.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Yeah, Canada! You heard him! If you guys fight back, you’re evil. Just sit there and take it.

I don’t know, but it feels like the whole “51st state” thing is overblown. It’s just dumb MAGA shit meant to “trigger the libs.” I don’t actually see any invasion or attempts at annexation happening.
"This painted ape descending this escalator is a joke and will never be president." - Us, 2016

But it's unlikely to commence until after the political purge is finished at the very least.
 
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