North_Ranger
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Canadians... Pfft, amateurs.
The Random Crap Thread
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But that means they can compete in the Olympics in the Being Cold event!
Dude Canadians can use Blue Magic, no fair
CK, if you wear the right dress, you can also use Blue Magic.
Same here, snow 2 years in a row. I don't remember the last time that has happened here.
figmentPez
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It's still coming down. I don't think we've had snow fall continuously for so many hours for as long as I've lived in Texas (17 years).
Headed my way later tonight, then!
*shivers*
You Canadians! How do you deal?[/QUOTE]
We watch the snow fall. We have sex until it stops snowing. We put on warm clothes, go outside and move the snow to a more adventageous position.
On a serious note I never understood why people think snow is hard to deal with. Our worst blizzards may dump upwards of 3 meters of snow on us, but we just shovel it out of the way. When people get hit with a hurricane they are rebuilding houses and cities, far worse weather in my opinion.
Even more random, I solved a simple computer problem for someone at work today. Why oh why did I do something so stupid.
A coupon for a vascetomy?[/QUOTE]
Nope... he's a Mormon. This is likely to be the first of MANY.[/QUOTE]
Which is why he NEEDS the vascetomy.
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Yay!
We did have some snow tonight, but it's currently raining so it will probably be gone when I wake up. It's still nice that winter is finally on its way.
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Wasabi Poptart
We don't get snow here.
We barely get rain.
Damn you, WoW. I thought you were letting me go easy, but nooooooo. Fucking Icecrown gets released the week after I cancel. Going to have to see about getting the money to re-up my account.
Goddamnit.
Conversation over heard today in Tim Hortons:
Girl 1: I just can't understand Harry Potter. It's just so gay!
Girl 2: It really is. It's so kiddie yet people treat it like serious literature.
Girl 1: I know, right! It's not even believable! I mean, witches and wizards? At least I can relate to Twilight...that's a believable story!
Husband laughed loudly. They stared.
Girl 1: I just can't understand Harry Potter. It's just so gay!
Girl 2: It really is. It's so kiddie yet people treat it like serious literature.
Girl 1: I know, right! It's not even believable! I mean, witches and wizards? At least I can relate to Twilight...that's a believable story!
Husband laughed loudly. They stared.
Once you get the Uke down, go for the Mandolin. The pickenest little instrument in the world.
Yeh! I read that! Thar's why I posted mine!
The kicker was their demeanor. It was like they thought they were having a serious, intellectual discussion. Thier university text books were laid out on the table and a lap top was open, one was waving her hand in a grand gesture while holding a cappuccino in the other.
It was a tableau of self importance that only added to the hilarity of the conversation.
The kicker was their demeanor. It was like they thought they were having a serious, intellectual discussion. Thier university text books were laid out on the table and a lap top was open, one was waving her hand in a grand gesture while holding a cappuccino in the other.
It was a tableau of self importance that only added to the hilarity of the conversation.
I was with them until they mentioned Twilight.
I have no problem with reading young-person literature. I enjoyed what I read of Harry Potter, and I'm slow to outright dismiss Twilight, since I haven't read any of it yet. But I have far too many 'adult' friends who have not yet in their life read a single 'grown up' book.
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Oh, and I had a funny today. I had to check my little notebook for a phone number, since it wasn't in my cell. I wondered what time it was while I was looking at the page, and I glanced at the upper right corner of the notebook's page expecting to see a clock.
I feel that I've crossed over some line now. Like I'm officially a techaholic.
I tried looking up on google. This thread was the second result. NOT A PROMISING START.
Who said it to you, and when?
Are we being serious?
I'm guessing this person has butchered the English language to suit their own nefarious means.
Either that or they are from Newfoundland. This kind of a poor sentence structure basically means just what you'd think it means.
"I am going to put on some lip stick then use the washroom."
I'm guessing this person has butchered the English language to suit their own nefarious means.
Either that or they are from Newfoundland. This kind of a poor sentence structure basically means just what you'd think it means.
"I am going to put on some lip stick then use the washroom."
She has essentially said that
you are incredibly ugly and the you could only hook up with men by fellating them in a mans washroom
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Kitty Sinatra
I just spent an hour and a half gift-wrapping a single present for a Sinterklaas party this Saturday. I'm gonna wind up spending another hour and a half wrapping it some more tomorrow. And this is using the solution that results in the least amount of effort to achieve the plan. :\
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Kitty Sinatra
Yeah, I know. But I've been working a lot, and was unable to get last Saturday off (well, to confirm that I didn't have to show up at work) so we postponed it a week.
Postponing it isn't a huge faux pas, is it? I don't want to have pissed off my new sister-in-law.
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Also, the poem that goes along with present is really quite half assed. It's just a limerick that hints at the hellacious amount of unwrapping my brother will have to endure before he gets to the actual gift.
Postponing it isn't a huge faux pas, is it? I don't want to have pissed off my new sister-in-law.
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Also, the poem that goes along with present is really quite half assed. It's just a limerick that hints at the hellacious amount of unwrapping my brother will have to endure before he gets to the actual gift.
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Kitty Sinatra
No, the gift itself is real. I just figured I'd make him work for it.
But huh. Goo is an excellent idea. I'll likely do that if I pick my brother's name next year - that would be the third time in a row, which since we only started doing Sinterklaas last year, would also happen to be every time.
If I did the goo thing, I wouldn't have to actually get him a gift, right?
EDIT: OH yeah. I have no idea how traditional our Sinterklaas celebration is. It's all new to everyone except my brother's new Dutch wife. We draw someone's name, give them a gift with a poem and maybe play some slight prank or trick with it.
But huh. Goo is an excellent idea. I'll likely do that if I pick my brother's name next year - that would be the third time in a row, which since we only started doing Sinterklaas last year, would also happen to be every time.
If I did the goo thing, I wouldn't have to actually get him a gift, right?
EDIT: OH yeah. I have no idea how traditional our Sinterklaas celebration is. It's all new to everyone except my brother's new Dutch wife. We draw someone's name, give them a gift with a poem and maybe play some slight prank or trick with it.
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