The Random Crap Thread

[Kitty Sinatra]

Mittens.

My mom was named Mittens.

 

[Cajungal]

Mittens.

My mom was named Mittens.[/QUOTE]

*tearful smile* I know dear. I know.

 

[HCGLNS]

=whip crack=

Ha Ha! Gruebeard is cuckold!

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

But enough posting, dear, go fix the gutters and mow the lawn.

I'll happily mow the lawn. But there ain't no way I'm fixing the gutters. There ain't nothing gonna make me inflict that horror on anything, not after what I went through when my people got me fixed.

 

[Gusto]

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

If Grue is neutered, how is seej pregnant?

 

[HCGLNS]

That was all explained on the Big Love season finale!

 

[Cajungal]

It happened after we found out. I only want one of these things. Yarn and fish are expensive, you know.

 

[HCGLNS]

You're not buying your yarn in the right places then. Seriously yarn not from the farm is for suckers of Gusto like proportions.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

It happened after we found out. I only want one of these things. Yarn and fish are expensive, you know.

And we don't wanna be replacing curtains all the time.

 

[Gusto]

 

[Cajungal]

hwell:

 

[Gusto]

 

[HCGLNS]

:wtf:

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

:angry:

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Wait, then who is Gusto's lover?

 

[Cajungal]

Wait, then who is Gusto's lover?

...........Straub?

---------- Post added at 08:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:32 PM ----------

*dramatic pipe organ music*

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I thought that was an unrequited thing. Did they go over that in the season finale or are they saving that for the new season?

 

[HCGLNS]

I thought it was Dave?

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

*dramatic pipe organ music*

I'd have thought the sad trombone would work better for that relationship.

 

[Cajungal]

I thought that was an unrequited thing. Did they go over that in the season finale or are they saving that for the new season?

I think someone deleted your TIVO. That was all explained last week. Do you NEVER visit the water cooler, allen?!

Spoiler

Straub realized that Gusto had been there all along.

 

[Gusto]

Gusto = the Magic.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Then how does the sad trombone fit into their relationship?

 

[Gusto]

Gusto = a Man.

Therefore, Gusto = Magic Man.

Therefore, Gusto = Chaz.

:|

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Gusto = the Magic.

Oh. I see. Never mind. That's how the sad trombone fits.

 

[Cajungal]

....Union, anyone?

*shark picture*

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

It's a most perfect union

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

*shark picture*

Just in case that Friends episode has you thinking otherwise, I do get off looking at sharks. They're like fish, but huge *purrrrrrrr*

 

[Gusto]

No one mention unions, or BlackCat might post thirty reponse threads and CrimsonSoul will post that goddamned demotivator again.

 

[Cajungal]

...

*finds a last-minute flight to Waterloo, ON*

Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion of As the Forum Turns...

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Wait, I'm confused. So whose twin am I?

 

[HCGLNS]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5a52180b80/forehead-tittaes-w-marion-cotillard

Commercial Break!

 

[Gusto]

Allen you're my Japanese half-brother.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Allen you're my Japanese half-brother.

And I'm my own soul mate?

 

[fade]

UNION (suit)