The Random Crap Thread
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It's overrated, all you see is bones.Had my last tutoring session with a 3rd grade kid today. We got into a non-math conversation--talked about what super powers we would both want. He wanted X-ray vision so he could look at ladies.
On the bright side, at least you're refusing with gusto.
Heeeere's SMILEY!.
DUUUUUUUUUURR SMILEY!
W
Wasabi Poptart
I find it hilarious that Cinco de Mayo, one of the biggest drinking pseudo-holidays in the United States, is now followed up with the National Day of Prayer.
Heehee. I remember, growing up Baptist, thinking how insane Ash Wednesday was for falling right after Mardi Gras
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P.S. That spoonful of icing I just ate really affected the taste of my rum and coke...
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P.S. That spoonful of icing I just ate really affected the taste of my rum and coke...
What a week.
Fucked up my knee, found out I owe over a thousand dollars in taxes, had a three day argument with my parents, and asked for time off which I am only just realizing that I cannot afford.
I'm hoping that my surplus of horrible luck this week will mean a surplus in good luck next week. I'm waiting to hear back from a publisher (well ... a website) about whether they want to buy one of my pieces of flash fiction, and a local paper/website is looking for new staff writers. In order to get in, you need to pitch a regular feature for the website. I think I might have a decent idea, but I'm giving myself until Tuesday to refine it and explore the idea sufficiently myself before I email it in. Also, I mentioned an idea for an article to a writer I know. He indicated to me that I should write the article, and if it's a decent job he can do his best to get it published in a local paper or magazine.
So despite the shit week, I'm still a little hopeful.
Fucked up my knee, found out I owe over a thousand dollars in taxes, had a three day argument with my parents, and asked for time off which I am only just realizing that I cannot afford.
I'm hoping that my surplus of horrible luck this week will mean a surplus in good luck next week. I'm waiting to hear back from a publisher (well ... a website) about whether they want to buy one of my pieces of flash fiction, and a local paper/website is looking for new staff writers. In order to get in, you need to pitch a regular feature for the website. I think I might have a decent idea, but I'm giving myself until Tuesday to refine it and explore the idea sufficiently myself before I email it in. Also, I mentioned an idea for an article to a writer I know. He indicated to me that I should write the article, and if it's a decent job he can do his best to get it published in a local paper or magazine.
So despite the shit week, I'm still a little hopeful.
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Philosopher B.
Damn the torpedoes; full speed ahead!
Dave
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Sounds like you could bang her. Too bad she's the type that would glomm on and never let go.
I certainly would stay away.
Sounds like you could bang her. [/QUOTE]
I see that sensitivity training is paying off.
It depends on how stupid you are. If you're completely fucking stupid, go for it. In fact, propose during the first date. If you are, on the other hand, not an absolute moron, then you should probably avoid her.
North_Ranger
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It might have something to do with grass and how green it is 
That or you've been watching Desperate Housewives!
That or you've been watching Desperate Housewives!
Gusto likes the experienced ladies?
I don't think any of these things are true!It might have something to do with grass and how green it is
That or you've been watching Desperate Housewives!
And yet I find myself coveting drawn inward's wife, among others in the past, even though I shalt not.
I saw a woman yesterday that I had an affair with 20 years ago. Wow! it is so strange seeing some one you remember as a 18 year old girl, and seeing them as 38 year old woman...
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