North_Ranger
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Be ye happy with yer current situation in life, generally speakin'?
Ask Me Anything: The Dave Experience
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Arrrr ye a Pirate?
If you hadn't started this forum, who do you think would've done so as successfully or more successfully than you? And would you have rather had that, or this?
What do you hope for most in your children?
What is your greatest fear?
Why aren't I in your top-ten list? :waah:
How often have you wished harm on someone else and really meant it?
What do you hope for most in your children?
What is your greatest fear?
Why aren't I in your top-ten list? :waah:
How often have you wished harm on someone else and really meant it?
Dave
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Had you asked me last night I'd have said yes. But then this morning I got into a fight with the wife and the answer is not so clear.
No, I missed it.
Not sure. I think Zappit would have done a good job but I am not sure he would have known what he was getting in for. I think there's a lot of you who would have done a fine job. And sometimes I wish they had done it but wishing is counterproductive. I'm content.
That they are more successful than me in life, love and everything.
Don't know. Maybe that I'll be outed as a totally worthless member of society who has no marketable skills. I'd have no rebuttal to the accusation.
Because I had to choose 10 out of 700. I knew I'd miss someone.Why aren't I in your top-ten list? :waah:
Very rarely. Even though I'm a former Marine I'm pretty pacifistic. I wished harm on Michael Jackson and every other pedophile. I hope the couple that kept the kid in the shed die and untimely painful death. Other than that I can't think of anyone.
I can't imagine myself as anyone other than me. Unless I'm misunderstanding the question.
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Andromache
Would you be ok replacing me with Bubble on the top ten list? He might really get upset, and I'm contractually required to act like I hate you anyway.
Dave
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North_Ranger
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Who do you resemble more, your father or your mother? And how?
Dave
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My father. We both have a penis. Other than that I resemble neither. I'm adopted so that makes sense.
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Wasabi Poptart
Have you ever used a Magic 8 Ball to give you an answer to a problem?
Nope. Not your list. Hate me all you want.
He'll get over it.[/QUOTE]
Honestly, if either of you think I actually care, you're mistaken.
That aside, :waah: I'm not on it! :waah:
Dave
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Dave
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Further validating my answer of never having used one.
Dave
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Every. Fucking. Time.
Which really pisses me off because he's FAR more talented than I am.
Dave
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I could but that would be petty and small. Plus starting to do stuff like that has to be done very carefully and only to those with whom you are fairly close as it could be misconstrued as an abuse of power.
I never want to be accused of having abused any perceived power I have.
Dave
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With mediocre power comes mediocre responsibility.
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Andromache
geez, get it right:
power is for using, PEOPLE are for abusing.
power is for using, PEOPLE are for abusing.
North_Ranger
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What is your greatest regret?
That he has boneitis.
Cajungal
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Dave
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This is a really tough one. Probably the time I robbed the neighbor's house. I was 14 and a friend of mine and I were watching their dogs while they were away. Instead I stole a jar of change and got caught.
My dad beat the hell out of me.
Dave
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Both. The worst part wasn't getting the hell beaten out of me but having to return the stuff face to face with my neighbor. That singular act killed off the thief in me.
Dave
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Trying to work, but my computer won't let me.
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Qonas
Parris Island or San Diego? OOH RAH!
Dave
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San Diego. And since MCRD is right next to the San Diego airport you got to watch the planes fly from beyond this tiny, tiny fence.
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Qonas
Oh great, you missed the lovely sandfleas and swamp climate. I hate you.
Dave
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It wasn't roses and honey where I was at but I am glad I missed the sand fleas.Oh great, you missed the lovely sandfleas and swamp climate. I hate you.
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