I fear Oprah.

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Here's the secret, she's just as afraid of you as you are of her. Just look her in the eyes and throw her a sandwich. She won't back down but then you can slowly move away.
 
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Iaculus

Here's the secret, she's just as afraid of you as you are of her. Just look her in the eyes and throw her a sandwich. She won't back down but then you can slowly move away.
If she starts rifling through your bins at two in the morning, though, shoot on sight.
 
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Iaculus

Lacey sipped and sighed. "I want a husband like yours," she told me. "Someone who reads me love poems over breakfast."
I actually found this part to be the most disturbing.
I would be creeped out by this... if I didn't know of a couple who would quite conceivably do this, were one of them poetically-inclined.

They're both good friends of mine, they've been together since halfway through senior school, and they are, collectively, the cutest thing ever. Sometimes, the mush works.
 
Lacey sipped and sighed. "I want a husband like yours," she told me. "Someone who reads me love poems over breakfast."
I actually found this part to be the most disturbing.
I would be creeped out by this... if I didn't know of a couple who would quite conceivably do this, were one of them poetically-inclined.

They're both good friends of mine, they've been together since halfway through senior school, and they are, collectively, the cutest thing ever. Sometimes, the mush works.[/QUOTE]

It's not so much the mushiness that bothers me, as it is the common princess delusion.
 
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Iaculus

Lacey sipped and sighed. "I want a husband like yours," she told me. "Someone who reads me love poems over breakfast."
I actually found this part to be the most disturbing.
I would be creeped out by this... if I didn't know of a couple who would quite conceivably do this, were one of them poetically-inclined.

They're both good friends of mine, they've been together since halfway through senior school, and they are, collectively, the cutest thing ever. Sometimes, the mush works.[/QUOTE]

It's not so much the mushiness that bothers me, as it is the common princess delusion.[/QUOTE]

Oh, quite so - I was sort of assuming that the only reason she was suggesting it was because it had been mentioned in the conversation by the other speaker (gosh - poetry and anger issues, a volatile combination). If it were just 'I want a man who reads me poetry' clean out the blue, I'd be more weirded-out. As is, it sounded from the context more like "Oh, hey, he does that for you? That's so sweet!"

That's my interpretation, at least.
 

Cajungal

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I can't help it. If someone doesn't finish a "roses are red" poem with a rhyme, I must. It's a compulsion!
 

North_Ranger

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CG, you do realize that is a weakness too tempting for me to pass? I'm a dick that way :D


Roses are red, violets are blue, Kirk Cameron is an ass...
 

North_Ranger

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Curses! The poem was ninjaed by a floppy-hootered vampire!


Roses are red, violets are blue, damn you Tom Brazelton!
 
Perhaps this might help, Words that rhyme with blue:

accrue, adieu, ado, ainu, andrew, anew, argue, askew, bamboo, bantu, bayou, beaucoup, bedew, bellevue, bestrew, bijou, blew, blue, boo, breakthrough, brew, canoe, cashew, chew, clue, construe, coo, corkscrew, coup, crew, cuckoo, cue, curfew, debut, dew, do, drew, due, ensue, eschew, ewe, few, flew, flu, flue, fondue, glue, gnu, goo, grew, gumshoe, guru, haiku, hairdo, hebrew, hereto, hew, hindu, hoodoo, horseshoe, how-to, hue, hugh, igloo, imbue, into, iq, issue, jackscrew, jew, kazoo, knew, kudzu, kung-fu, lean-to, lieu, lulu, make-do, manchu, mantoux, menu, mew, mildew, milieu, miscue, misdo, moo, muumuu, nehru, nephew, new, onto, outdo, outgrew, peru, pew, pooh, preview, purlieu, pursue, purview, queue, ragout, redo, renew, rescue, review, revue, roughhew, rue, screw, see-through, shampoo, shoe, shoo, shrew, sinew, sioux, skew, skiddoo, slew, slough, slue, snafu, snowshoe, spew, sprue, statue, stew, strew, subdue, sue, taboo, tatoo, tattoo, therethrough, thereto, threw, through, thumbscrew, tissue, to, tofu, too, true, tutu, two, undo, undue, unglue, unscrew, unto, untrue, value, vendue, venue, view, virtu, virtue, vishnu, voodoo, wahoo, wherethrough, whereto, whew, who, withdrew, woo, yahoo, yew, you, zebu, zoo, zulu
 
I walked in on the other half while he was watching some compooter pron. He immediately shut it down and looked all "omg I r so caughted!" I kissed him on the top of the head and told him I honestly didn't care if he looked at porn. I was serious and went ab out my business... I'm not sure if he believed me though lol.
Sounds similar to how my wife and I deal with porn. She knows I watch it (and draw it), and I have come out and told her years ago before we even married that it's just going to be a part of me (I am overly sexual). Even with that knowledge I can't grasp the idea of her "catching" me watching it. It is an embarrassing type of moment, like getting caught in public with your pants down (har har).

He will probably still hide it from you for that reason, well, unless you want to watch it with him. :p
 
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SeraRelm

If my wife started reciting poetry to me over breakfast I'd probably flash her.




Unless it was in public, then I'd probably try to stuff food in her mouth while looking around for the hidden camera.
 
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Qonas

Perhaps this might help, Words that rhyme with blue:

accrue, adieu, ado, ainu, andrew, anew, argue, askew, bamboo, bantu, bayou, beaucoup, bedew, bellevue, bestrew, bijou, blew, blue, boo, breakthrough, brew, canoe, cashew, chew, clue, construe, coo, corkscrew, coup, crew, cuckoo, cue, curfew, debut, dew, do, drew, due, ensue, eschew, ewe, few, flew, flu, flue, fondue, glue, gnu, goo, grew, gumshoe, guru, haiku, hairdo, hebrew, hereto, hew, hindu, hoodoo, horseshoe, how-to, hue, hugh, igloo, imbue, into, iq, issue, jackscrew, jew, kazoo, knew, kudzu, kung-fu, lean-to, lieu, lulu, make-do, manchu, mantoux, menu, mew, mildew, milieu, miscue, misdo, moo, muumuu, nehru, nephew, new, onto, outdo, outgrew, peru, pew, pooh, preview, purlieu, pursue, purview, queue, ragout, redo, renew, rescue, review, revue, roughhew, rue, screw, see-through, shampoo, shoe, shoo, shrew, sinew, sioux, skew, skiddoo, slew, slough, slue, snafu, snowshoe, spew, sprue, statue, stew, strew, subdue, sue, taboo, tatoo, tattoo, therethrough, thereto, threw, through, thumbscrew, tissue, to, tofu, too, true, tutu, two, undo, undue, unglue, unscrew, unto, untrue, value, vendue, venue, view, virtu, virtue, vishnu, voodoo, wahoo, wherethrough, whereto, whew, who, withdrew, woo, yahoo, yew, you, zebu, zoo, zulu
:jaw:
 
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SeraRelm

Perhaps this might help, Words that rhyme with blue:

accrue, adieu, ado, ainu, andrew, anew, argue, askew, bamboo, bantu, bayou, beaucoup, bedew, bellevue, bestrew, bijou, blew, blue, boo, breakthrough, brew, canoe, cashew, chew, clue, construe, coo, corkscrew, coup, crew, cuckoo, cue, curfew, debut, dew, do, drew, due, ensue, eschew, ewe, few, flew, flu, flue, fondue, glue, gnu, goo, grew, gumshoe, guru, haiku, hairdo, hebrew, hereto, hew, hindu, hoodoo, horseshoe, how-to, hue, hugh, igloo, imbue, into, iq, issue, jackscrew, jew, kazoo, knew, kudzu, kung-fu, lean-to, lieu, lulu, make-do, manchu, mantoux, menu, mew, mildew, milieu, miscue, misdo, moo, muumuu, nehru, nephew, new, onto, outdo, outgrew, peru, pew, pooh, preview, purlieu, pursue, purview, queue, ragout, redo, renew, rescue, review, revue, roughhew, rue, screw, see-through, shampoo, shoe, shoo, shrew, sinew, sioux, skew, skiddoo, slew, slough, slue, snafu, snowshoe, spew, sprue, statue, stew, strew, subdue, sue, taboo, tatoo, tattoo, therethrough, thereto, threw, through, thumbscrew, tissue, to, tofu, too, true, tutu, two, undo, undue, unglue, unscrew, unto, untrue, value, vendue, venue, view, virtu, virtue, vishnu, voodoo, wahoo, wherethrough, whereto, whew, who, withdrew, woo, yahoo, yew, you, zebu, zoo, zulu
:jaw:[/QUOTE]

http://www.rhymezone.com/
Knock yourself out.
 
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Qonas

There once was a poster named klew, whose only wish was to debut, but his connection plopped, he had to be dropped, and the podcast just had to make-do.

:humble:
 
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Qonas

Shut your dirty whore mouth, that was totally original and off-the-cuff!!

:D
 
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SeraRelm

There once was a poster named Qonas
who, seemingly, during his onus
decided to rhyme
with words set in time
which we counted as a bonus.
 
I could care less about the boyfriend checking porn... as long as it didn't interfere with our activities later.

Last night while we were raiding, I tabbed out and went to beautifulcervix.com. Not really porn, but it is a series of photographs focusing on the cervix. Kinda educational.

*shrug*
 
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Iaculus

There once was a poster named Qonas
who, seemingly, during his onus
decided to rhyme
with words set in time
which we counted as a small bonus.
Seems to have a better rhythm to it.

Not that I'm disparaging your almighty limerickish skills, mind.
 
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