If she starts rifling through your bins at two in the morning, though, shoot on sight.Here's the secret, she's just as afraid of you as you are of her. Just look her in the eyes and throw her a sandwich. She won't back down but then you can slowly move away.
Jesus christ.Lacey sipped and sighed. "I want a husband like yours," she told me. "Someone who reads me love poems over breakfast."
I actually found this part to be the most disturbing.Lacey sipped and sighed. "I want a husband like yours," she told me. "Someone who reads me love poems over breakfast."
:lalala:that fetish where people kill kittens by stepping on them.
I would be creeped out by this... if I didn't know of a couple who would quite conceivably do this, were one of them poetically-inclined.I actually found this part to be the most disturbing.Lacey sipped and sighed. "I want a husband like yours," she told me. "Someone who reads me love poems over breakfast."
I would be creeped out by this... if I didn't know of a couple who would quite conceivably do this, were one of them poetically-inclined.I actually found this part to be the most disturbing.Lacey sipped and sighed. "I want a husband like yours," she told me. "Someone who reads me love poems over breakfast."
I would be creeped out by this... if I didn't know of a couple who would quite conceivably do this, were one of them poetically-inclined.I actually found this part to be the most disturbing.Lacey sipped and sighed. "I want a husband like yours," she told me. "Someone who reads me love poems over breakfast."
*dances around screaming Amen, revival style*It's not so much the mushiness that bothers me, as it is the common princess delusion.
*dances around screaming Amen, revival style*[/QUOTE]It's not so much the mushiness that bothers me, as it is the common princess delusion.
*dances around screaming Amen, revival style*[/QUOTE]It's not so much the mushiness that bothers me, as it is the common princess delusion.
*dances around screaming Amen, revival style*[/QUOTE]It's not so much the mushiness that bothers me, as it is the common princess delusion.
Roses are red, violets are blue... make me breakfast bitch.Jesus christ.Lacey sipped and sighed. "I want a husband like yours," she told me. "Someone who reads me love poems over breakfast."
Roses are red, violets are blue... make me breakfast bitch.[/QUOTE]Jesus christ.Lacey sipped and sighed. "I want a husband like yours," she told me. "Someone who reads me love poems over breakfast."
Roses are red, violets are blue... make me breakfast bitch.[/QUOTE]Jesus christ.Lacey sipped and sighed. "I want a husband like yours," she told me. "Someone who reads me love poems over breakfast."
Sounds similar to how my wife and I deal with porn. She knows I watch it (and draw it), and I have come out and told her years ago before we even married that it's just going to be a part of me (I am overly sexual). Even with that knowledge I can't grasp the idea of her "catching" me watching it. It is an embarrassing type of moment, like getting caught in public with your pants down (har har).I walked in on the other half while he was watching some compooter pron. He immediately shut it down and looked all "omg I r so caughted!" I kissed him on the top of the head and told him I honestly didn't care if he looked at porn. I was serious and went ab out my business... I'm not sure if he believed me though lol.
:jaw:Perhaps this might help, Words that rhyme with blue:
accrue, adieu, ado, ainu, andrew, anew, argue, askew, bamboo, bantu, bayou, beaucoup, bedew, bellevue, bestrew, bijou, blew, blue, boo, breakthrough, brew, canoe, cashew, chew, clue, construe, coo, corkscrew, coup, crew, cuckoo, cue, curfew, debut, dew, do, drew, due, ensue, eschew, ewe, few, flew, flu, flue, fondue, glue, gnu, goo, grew, gumshoe, guru, haiku, hairdo, hebrew, hereto, hew, hindu, hoodoo, horseshoe, how-to, hue, hugh, igloo, imbue, into, iq, issue, jackscrew, jew, kazoo, knew, kudzu, kung-fu, lean-to, lieu, lulu, make-do, manchu, mantoux, menu, mew, mildew, milieu, miscue, misdo, moo, muumuu, nehru, nephew, new, onto, outdo, outgrew, peru, pew, pooh, preview, purlieu, pursue, purview, queue, ragout, redo, renew, rescue, review, revue, roughhew, rue, screw, see-through, shampoo, shoe, shoo, shrew, sinew, sioux, skew, skiddoo, slew, slough, slue, snafu, snowshoe, spew, sprue, statue, stew, strew, subdue, sue, taboo, tatoo, tattoo, therethrough, thereto, threw, through, thumbscrew, tissue, to, tofu, too, true, tutu, two, undo, undue, unglue, unscrew, unto, untrue, value, vendue, venue, view, virtu, virtue, vishnu, voodoo, wahoo, wherethrough, whereto, whew, who, withdrew, woo, yahoo, yew, you, zebu, zoo, zulu
:jaw:[/QUOTE]Perhaps this might help, Words that rhyme with blue:
accrue, adieu, ado, ainu, andrew, anew, argue, askew, bamboo, bantu, bayou, beaucoup, bedew, bellevue, bestrew, bijou, blew, blue, boo, breakthrough, brew, canoe, cashew, chew, clue, construe, coo, corkscrew, coup, crew, cuckoo, cue, curfew, debut, dew, do, drew, due, ensue, eschew, ewe, few, flew, flu, flue, fondue, glue, gnu, goo, grew, gumshoe, guru, haiku, hairdo, hebrew, hereto, hew, hindu, hoodoo, horseshoe, how-to, hue, hugh, igloo, imbue, into, iq, issue, jackscrew, jew, kazoo, knew, kudzu, kung-fu, lean-to, lieu, lulu, make-do, manchu, mantoux, menu, mew, mildew, milieu, miscue, misdo, moo, muumuu, nehru, nephew, new, onto, outdo, outgrew, peru, pew, pooh, preview, purlieu, pursue, purview, queue, ragout, redo, renew, rescue, review, revue, roughhew, rue, screw, see-through, shampoo, shoe, shoo, shrew, sinew, sioux, skew, skiddoo, slew, slough, slue, snafu, snowshoe, spew, sprue, statue, stew, strew, subdue, sue, taboo, tatoo, tattoo, therethrough, thereto, threw, through, thumbscrew, tissue, to, tofu, too, true, tutu, two, undo, undue, unglue, unscrew, unto, untrue, value, vendue, venue, view, virtu, virtue, vishnu, voodoo, wahoo, wherethrough, whereto, whew, who, withdrew, woo, yahoo, yew, you, zebu, zoo, zulu
Seems to have a better rhythm to it.There once was a poster named Qonas
who, seemingly, during his onus
decided to rhyme
with words set in time
which we counted as a small bonus.