International Blasphemy Day

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I think we should make it a forum game:

Say the most blasphemous thing you can think of:

"Star Wars Ep.3 was the best Star Wars movie of the franchise!"
 
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SeraRelm

Kurtz Is a genius and we were wrong about Buckley.

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Also, /thread
 

Dave

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Jesus was gay. Why else would he hang around with 12 guys all day long and never touch the prostitute who wanted to give him a freebie? Dude was busy riding asses into Canaan, if you know what I mean.
 
International Blasphemy Day and the best you guys can come up with is "Kurtz is a hack" and Star Wars?

Weak. Sauce.
 

Green_Lantern

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The original plan was Adam&Steve.

...

Okay, I admit that sucked, I going to my corner and think in something better >.<
 

Dave

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Hey! I made Jesus suck cock and take it up the ass! What more do you want? 69 with Allah?
 

Dave

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God created Jesus and Satan for no purpose other than to test Humans. So when Hitler killed all those people he was doing God's will.

In fact, ALL evil is God's fault. If he truly is omnipotent then he knows exactly what is going to happen at all times so free will is a sham and all religions are based on this sham.
 
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SeraRelm

*yawn* religious blasphemy.

It's all old hat now, we need to move on to what people on this forum seem to find important.
 

Dave

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Sera is really a man. He just likes to pretend because then he likes to stroke it when creeps hit on him.

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Batman sucks. Green Lantern is a pussy.
 
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SeraRelm

Wait, one of my oldest uploads on imageshack and I didn't even think to post it...

 
Now we're rockin'.

And the reason I didn't provide an example other than the tags is because you guys are much better at this than me. Yes that is a compliment.
 

Dave

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Let's see if I can fail at Youtube inserting.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABSoHYQr6k][/youtube]
Dude. Go to the YouTube. Copy the URL. Paste it here.

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Singularity.EXE

The stupid post wouldn't let me edit it, every time I tried it would just think about it forever. So I deleted it and made a new post.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABSoHYQr6k[/ame]
 

North_Ranger

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Casting Shia LeBoeuf as Apollo and having the script written by Uwe Boll would have saved Battlestar Galactica from being a trite, boring yawnfest.
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK4UThZanro"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK4UThZanro[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo[/ame]
Miss ya, George
 
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