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Steven Soderburgin
IM DRUNK
Ask Me Anything I GUESS CAUSE THIS IS A THING NOW KIND OF
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Philosopher B.
How many fingers am I holding up.
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Steven Soderburgin
When playing Warhammer Online, I made a dwarf ironbreaker with the keg beard thing you get with the collectors edition and named him Buragen Krunkbeard.
No man that shit is gross unless there's like tons of vodka in it
what are you even talking about
i aint no kinda mindreader
whoa see for me its like i dropped a bad habit of a girlfriend who was still friends with some other friends of mine and they kept talking about her and so I was like "well, maybe i'll call and see how she's doing"
halforum is the girlfriend in this scenario
Okay I was actually planning on being a jerk and not replying to this thread at all but zenmonkey's post owns so I guess I'll keep replying MAYBE???
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meyoumeyou
Yes keep replying maybe yes questionmark
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Steven Soderburgin
True story: I left because I was horrified by the constant misogyny displayed by many forum posters at the time. I didn't even know about moving the server or whatever you guys did but I guess that happened like a week after I left. I came back because I was horribly bored at work and really pissed at some of the other forums I post on and whoa hey new server. Also CDS kept linking me to posts.
Stop posting.
Basically, it's icarus' fault he came back since when I first read his post about nailing 14 year old chicks, I read it aloud to a stunned group of my peers
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On the bright side we all were horrified and nobody took his side. Plus I think he left.
I read it at party's and Barnes and Noble poetry nights.
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meyoumeyou
Can I make more bad posts if I start prefacing them with "OLLOL SO DURNK RIGT NOW"
This is a theatrical production I could get behind.
Edit: I so want a podcast now that is nothing but dramatic reading from the hall of shame.
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This is true, and everyone was pretty stunned
Nice.
No, stop posting
edit: on second thought, keep posting, but make better posts. I've seen 3 posts of yours ever and I have been rather unimpressed. I think you can do better if you put your heart into it.
THIS ISN'T A QUESTION
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meyoumeyou
In just this thread or the whole forum? What about other forums? blogs? comments?
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Kitty Sinatra
Kissinger, I ain't been missing ya. Who has?
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Steven Soderburgin
I edited my comment, but I meant on this forum specifically.
People who matter
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Kitty Sinatra
Why did you just ignore the opportunity to make a Mighty Python reference?
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Steven Soderburgin
Because I thought the insult was funnier.
I was also going to say it was more topical, but being the 40th anniversary of the start of Monty Python, the reference would've revealed my deep pop-culture savvy, and may have been the appropriate response anyway. As it stands, I think it's a push as to which is the better response.
The insult wasn't mean-spirited by the way
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meyoumeyou
Why would you want to go trashing this this thread by adding a dash of nice to the posts?
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Kitty Sinatra
Yeah! How dare you not make mean-spirited replies?
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Steven Soderburgin
I never said that everything I said would be true, shit
I'm trying to turn over a new leaf. Think of this thread as an olive branch of peace to the forums at large.
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meyoumeyou
How many silly questions will a Kissinger answer before a Kissinger says screw this?
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Kitty Sinatra
Well, welcome back then . . . um, no 14 year old girls in your closet, are there?
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Steven Soderburgin
Originally I wasn't going to answer any at all, so who fuckin knows
That post was so fucked up and disgusting.
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meyoumeyou
Alright you've been a good sport, I'll try something a little more earnest.
Of all the potential questions you could be asked in this thread, what question would you find most intriguing/interesting/entertaining to answer?
Of all the potential questions you could be asked in this thread, what question would you find most intriguing/interesting/entertaining to answer?
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Steven Soderburgin
I don't know, honestly. I'm interested in a lot of things, but my primary interest is film as many people here would be able to tell you. I'm also interested in politics, particularly feminist theory and LBGT rights. Any questions about those would be fun for me, and I'd be able to be somewhat lucid and articulate in my responses. But really, as long as the questions aren't stupid jokey questions (I don't mind clever jokey questions) then I'm having fun.
This wasn't a very helpful answer, I guess.
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Kitty Sinatra
Okay, talk about feminist theory; include pictures.
*lights candles, pours wine*
You know, this would actually make for a pretty decent come on the next time I get a poly-sci major over for dinner. Thanks for the inspiration, Kissinger. Maybe you could help with another situation:
I received a text message from someone I don't know. A wrong number. The text says "Here's Candy's phone number, She knows I'm giving it to you." What should I do?
*lights candles, pours wine*
You know, this would actually make for a pretty decent come on the next time I get a poly-sci major over for dinner. Thanks for the inspiration, Kissinger. Maybe you could help with another situation:
I received a text message from someone I don't know. A wrong number. The text says "Here's Candy's phone number, She knows I'm giving it to you." What should I do?
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Steven Soderburgin
Ignore it. Delete the message from your phone. Don't be the guy who calls up someone out of the blue who you don't know just because you have their number, particularly when you got it in that manner. It'd be really creepy.
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Kitty Sinatra
Man, that's really boring advice. What if it turns out it's really a hooker fishing for business? I'd be able to skip right on past the wining and dining. That'd be smurfing-A wouldn't it?
. . . oh that leads to another question: How many dead hookers are there in your closet? (I bet I've got more than you!)
. . . oh that leads to another question: How many dead hookers are there in your closet? (I bet I've got more than you!)
Could you briefly explain the different 'waves' of feminism to me? My friend made reference to 'first' and 'third' wave feminists the other day, and I forgot to look it up. I guess I could now, but since you listed that as an area of interest, I figured I could just ask you!
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