Great Dad or Greatest Dad?

[Morgoth]

I don't deny that, but I still find it abhorrent.

(queue in Elle Fitzgerald)

Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's crush our enemies; see them driven before us, and here the lamentation of their women.
Let's kick some ass!

 

[SeraRelm]

"Teens are having sex."
"Kill the male!"

Why am I (insert stereotype joke here) the one pointing out how flawed this is?

 

[Morgoth]

"Teens are having sex."
"Kill the male!"

Why am I (insert stereotype joke here) the one pointing out how flawed this is?

Because it's not nice to hit girls. DUH!

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

"Teens are having sex."
"Kill the male!"

Why am I, Glorious Soviet woman unaccustomed to American pig-dog freedom, the one pointing out how flawed this is?

As you wish.

 

[SeraRelm]

Grue, go troll someone else.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

(queue in Elle

Ella

Fitzgerald)

Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's crush our enemies; see them driven before us, and here

hear

the lamentation of their women.
Let's kick some ass!

---------- Post added at 04:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:47 PM ----------

"Teens are having sex."
"Kill the male!"

Why am I (insert stereotype joke here) the one pointing out how flawed this is?

I was pointing it out, too, to be fair.

 

[Jake]

being half-gay

Just out of curiosity, is that on your mother's or father's side?

 

[fade]

Really? Typo corrections? If we resort to that, we'll be here all day. Especially since 8 out of 10 times it's a genuine typographical error, and not a reflection of the poster's spelling ability.

 

[Adam]

(queue in Elle

Ella

Fitzgerald)

Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's crush our enemies; see them driven before us, and here

hear

the lamentation of their women.
Let's kick some ass!

---------- Post added at 04:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:47 PM ----------

"Teens are having sex."
"Kill the male!"

Why am I (insert stereotype joke here) the one pointing out how flawed this is?

I was pointing it out, too, to be fair.[/QUOTE]

Remember how in the Flame Wars section I posited that you post a lot of stupid shit. And you asked me for an example.

This is a good example.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

It was a joking response to a joking post, fuck. It's not like Morgoth was actually trying to make a point with that post.

 

[Dave]

I still sit when I pee sometimes.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

I pee sitting down. It's cleaner.

 

[Jake]

I still sit when I pee sometimes.

Only sometimes? Only half-gay, then.

 

[Adam]

I still sit when I pee sometimes.

That's quality reading time for me.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

I'm going to not give Jake the benefit of the doubt and guess that he didn't realize that I said I am half-gay as a silly way to say that I'm bisexual.

 

[Jake]

I said I am half-gay as a silly way to say that I'm bisexual.

Pushing the needle a bit farther into the pink with that one.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

I don't even know what you mean by that.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I don't even know what you mean by that.

I think he's calling you a faggot

 

[Jake]

The last thing I want is to be is bigoted or homophobic or to stereotype someone in any way. I'm just saying you talk like a homo.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

The last thing I want is to be is bigoted or homophobic or to stereotype someone in any way. I'm just saying you talk like a homo.

Fuck you.

 

[HoboNinja]

The last thing I want is to be is bigoted or homophobic or to stereotype someone in any way. I'm just saying you talk like a homo.

Fuck you.[/QUOTE]

I bet you would like to

 

[strawman]

The last thing I want is to be is bigoted or homophobic or to stereotype someone in any way. I'm just saying you talk like a homo.

Fuck you.[/QUOTE]

If it makes you feel better, he thinks that about half the forum.

-Adam

 

[GasBandit]

The great things about having such obvious, unrepentant, unsophisticated trolls around here is it makes me look less outrageous by comparison. The down side is I feel like somebody else is hogging all the acrimony.

 

[Jake]

Who are you calling unsophisticated?

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

The last thing I want is to be is bigoted or homophobic or to stereotype someone in any way. I'm just saying you talk like a homo.

The last thing I want is to be is bigoted or homophobic or to stereotype someone in any way. I'm just saying you talk like a homo.

Fuck you.[/QUOTE]

I bet you would like to [/QUOTE]

The great things about having such obvious, unrepentant, unsophisticated trolls around here is it makes me look less outrageous by comparison. The down side is I feel like somebody else is hogging all the acrimony.

what the fuck is wrong with you people

 

[Chippy]

The last thing I want is to be is bigoted or homophobic or to stereotype someone in any way. I'm just saying you talk like a homo.

Fuck you.[/QUOTE]

I bet you would like to [/QUOTE]

You sure, are a comedic genius. Such wit. How long did it take you to come up with that one?

 

[HoboNinja]

About 3 seconds, I know, I know... I am the next George Carlin right?

I was just screwing around CDS, come on like it just begged to be said...

 

[Gusto]

 

[Chippy]

About 3 seconds, I know, I know... I am the next George Carlin right?

I was just screwing around CDS, come on like it just begged to be said...

Hahahaha no seriously you're a douche

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

About 3 seconds, I know, I know... I am the next George Carlin right?

I was just screwing around CDS, come on like it just begged to be said...

JUST HAD TO POST

no but seriously go fuck yourself

 

[Gusto]

And this thread had such promi- OH WAIT

 

[Adam]

And this thread had such promi- OH WAIT

Halforums' Law strikes again!

 

[strawman]

This thread needs more cowbell.

-Adam

 

[SpecialKO]

what the fuck is wrong with you people

We're not good or original.

 

[Shannow]

HAI GUYZ!!!1!! WUTS HAPPENIN IN DIS THRED!!!???