Let's do this.
Tell her that you want your genitals and her genitals to do a hi five.
Tell her that you want her to donate her body to science and you science.
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Tell her that you want your genitals and her genitals to do a hi five.
Tell her that you want her to donate her body to science and you science.
Dance with her!
Umm yeah... im confused as to what the fuck is going on...
It would probably be like 50 bucks in gas for me to drive up to Chicago and back but yeah not gonna do that heh.
I believe you mean: Mabel needs to find her Hobo
She is a sensitive people and she's got so much to give
ElJuski
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One time, I mowing my uncle's lawn when Mabel walked by. She had a big jug of lemonade with her. "Isn't it hot?" She said. "Yes'm" I said, and wiped the sweat from my brow. "Have some lemonade" she said, and pulled out a tall glass and poured me some of that juicy goodness.
That was Mabel for ya, the sweetest thing with the sweetest lemonade, always there on a hot day just to make your life that much nicer.
That was Mabel for ya, the sweetest thing with the sweetest lemonade, always there on a hot day just to make your life that much nicer.
I got into my most serious relationship to date from OkCupid. I have a friend that's dated a couple dozen girls from there.
Where was she keeping the glass? And are you sure that was lemonade?
If Mabel was still around, she would invite you inside to sit at her breakfast nook... the table covered in her home-made crocheted doileys... pour a glass of sweet tea and give you some of her fresh fried pickles.
Once you two spent a few minutes catching up, she would tell you all the nice things you could do for the lady like opening her door for her, footing the bill, and swinging on her ma and pa's porch swing before you gave her a good night kiss on the cheek.
Mabel will give you the confidence you need...
...except she's gone...:tear:
Once you two spent a few minutes catching up, she would tell you all the nice things you could do for the lady like opening her door for her, footing the bill, and swinging on her ma and pa's porch swing before you gave her a good night kiss on the cheek.
Mabel will give you the confidence you need...
...except she's gone...:tear:
You love punishment.
I did it all for the nookie
I did it all for the nookie[/QUOTE]
So you could get one of Mabel's fresh baked cookies?
I did it all for the nookie[/QUOTE]
So you could get one of Mabel's fresh baked cookies?[/QUOTE]
And stick it up his :mmph:
Stick it up his :angry:
So she wasn't in class today so didn't even get a chance to pussy out.
My friend's girlfriend told me I should add her on MySpace and talk to her on there but I was like uhh no I don't want to be a total creeper. I haven't really had any real conversations with her, just kind of class discussion type stuff so I think I will talk to her some try to flirt(How does I flirt?) and stuff before I add her on any social networking sites or ask her to coffee or something. Like shouldn't I talk to her some before asking her to the coffee thing or can I ask a basically complete stranger to that? So basically the situation is that I think this girl is cute but haven't even really talked to her heh...
My friend's girlfriend told me I should add her on MySpace and talk to her on there but I was like uhh no I don't want to be a total creeper. I haven't really had any real conversations with her, just kind of class discussion type stuff so I think I will talk to her some try to flirt(How does I flirt?) and stuff before I add her on any social networking sites or ask her to coffee or something. Like shouldn't I talk to her some before asking her to the coffee thing or can I ask a basically complete stranger to that? So basically the situation is that I think this girl is cute but haven't even really talked to her heh...
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