how many sexual partners?

how many sexual partners?

  • 0

    Votes: 19 15.7%

  • 1

    Votes: 32 26.4%

  • 2-5

    Votes: 38 31.4%

  • 6-10

    Votes: 10 8.3%

  • 11+

    Votes: 22 18.2%
  • Total voters
    121
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TotalFusionOne

Ah...see, I've got "us." I've been married for eight years, and we're rock-solid. I can see how it would get tiring if your primary relationship isn't cemented yet.
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Well, hang on. I know the three of us are good together and I don't worry about anything going wrong. I feel very connected to both of them, as they do to eachother. It's just that... I don't know. I get asked twice on a nightly basis who I slept with today. And I just want to say BACK THE FUCK OFF. Not to mention I think Ross might have a severe issue with multiple girls spending the night.
 
Ross

Ross

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TotalFusionOne said:
Ah...see, I've got "us." I've been married for eight years, and we're rock-solid. I can see how it would get tiring if your primary relationship isn't cemented yet.
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Well, hang on. I know the three of us are good together and I don't worry about anything going wrong. I feel very connected to both of them, as they do to eachother. It's just that... I don't know. I get asked twice on a nightly basis who I slept with today. And I just want to say BACK THE FUCK OFF. Not to mention I think Ross might have a severe issue with multiple girls spending the night.
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Nope. Just keep the door shut.

Also: lol @ you having a threesome on an air mattress.
 
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TotalFusionOne

DAMMIT ROSS I JUST PATCHED IT I SWEAR.

And no, the patch was not from banging. It was from my damn phone charger.
 
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TotalFusionOne

Seraphyn;290411][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
D'AWWWWWWWWWW

How's that blue pill taste?
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Yes I know, it's horrible to have dreams of a nice life. Instead we should all be bitter and pessimistic.[/QUOTE]

I thought the whole thing about the blue pill is you GET a nice life out of it. There just is more you COULD be experiencing. Don't be so negative about it, you chose the route that led you to a pleasant existence. I chose the route that leads to more than I might be able to cope with. Nothing pessimistic about that, it's just my personality.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Calleja said:
Yes, that should have been a geek fest celebration!!

I should like write them down or something, I don't keep count until someone asks me and I have to go back and count in my head. Stupid system robbed me of my 42 celebration :(


(i am kidding, sensitive people)
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So long, so long so long so long!

So long so long so long so long!

So long, so long, and thanks....

for all the seeeeeeeeeeex!
 
Seraphyn

Seraphyn

TotalFusionOne;290412][quote=Seraphyn;290411][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
D'AWWWWWWWWWW

How's that blue pill taste?
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Yes I know, it's horrible to have dreams of a nice life. Instead we should all be bitter and pessimistic.[/QUOTE]

I thought the whole thing about the blue pill is you GET a nice life out of it. There just is more you COULD be experiencing. Don't be so negative about it, you chose the route that led you to a pleasant existence. I chose the route that leads to more than I might be able to cope with. Nothing pessimistic about that, it's just my personality.[/QUOTE]

My bad, I took your post more as an attack. And yeah, different strokes and all that :)
 
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Armadillo

TotalFusionOne said:
Ah...see, I've got "us." I've been married for eight years, and we're rock-solid. I can see how it would get tiring if your primary relationship isn't cemented yet.
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Well, hang on. I know the three of us are good together and I don't worry about anything going wrong. I feel very connected to both of them, as they do to eachother. It's just that... I don't know. I get asked twice on a nightly basis who I slept with today. And I just want to say BACK THE FUCK OFF. Not to mention I think Ross might have a severe issue with multiple girls spending the night.
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You have a complicated relationship, sir. Of course, what relationship ISN'T complicated? I'm just going to sit over in the corner and ponder.

 
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TotalFusionOne

So long and thanks for all the sex
So sad that we ate tex-mex
I tried to warn you about my rear.

I promise I'll wash your sheets tonight
No need for you to cause a fight
I was just a little surprised of your
Strap-on dildo

So long, so long and thanks
for all the sex.

My colon was just about destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let this stain desolve

Despite your anal proclivity
I appreciate your time on me
Especially the reach around and
Prostate milking

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the sex

(yeah)

So long and thanks for all the sex
So sad that we ate tex-mex
I tried to warn you about my rear.

(His rear!)

Despite your anal proclivity
I appreciate your time on me
Especially the reach around and
Prostate milking

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the Sex!
 
K

KenjiFinster

... About 30 since age 19, including one-timers.
Right now I'm in a (strange) relationship for about a year. Me & my BF cheated on each other for a while (about a month or something) while we were "on hiatus", and it came to bite us in the ass. Syphilis, both of us.

We don't know who got it first, and we don't care... We're both on treatment, got all the exams done (thank goodness the HIV came out negative) and now we're going stronger than ever.

Lesson: Don't screw on each other, even if there is a small chance to come back together in a short period.

(Being honest, I'm not proud of it. I feel like a slut)
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

TotalFusionOne said:
So long and thanks for all the sex
So sad that we ate tex-mex
I tried to warn you about my rear.

I promise I'll wash your sheets tonight
No need for you to cause a fight
I was just a little surprised of your
Strap-on dildo

So long, so long and thanks
for all the sex.

My colon was just about destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let this stain desolve

Despite your anal proclivity
I appreciate your time on me
Especially the reach around and
Prostate milking

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the sex

(yeah)

So long and thanks for all the sex
So sad that we ate tex-mex
I tried to warn you about my rear.

(His rear!)

Despite your anal proclivity
I appreciate your time on me
Especially the reach around and
Prostate milking

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the Sex!
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nufan

goodness i'm a whore.
Sorry a slut. A slut. I haven't made a dime off my ass. Maybe that's my new career path! ugh.
 
Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

I could make a considerable list too, but there's an old idea that gentlemen don't speak of such things.

Well hell, if gentlemen aren't going to then I shouldn't either.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

Staff member
I have a line I use on the fellow on rare occasions: "Your pants are stupid and annoying."

Works eeeeevery time. Although it's never considered a feat when women get sex, is it? :p
 
Q

Qonas

Because remember, the only thing that matters in life is how many chicks ya bone or dudes you lay.
 
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