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how many sexual partners?

Nov 3, 2009#1

Math242

have you had during the course of your life?

Since there are people from all over the world, i thought it might be interesting.

Disclaimer: I don't want this thread to turn into manbaww if at all possible !

i'll include a poll for anonimity's sake.

I'll start: between 15 and 20.

Nov 3, 2009#2

Silver Jelly

/
200

Nov 3, 2009#3

North_Ranger

I'd like to say something very creepy, but I think I'll refrain for now... Don't want to go on Shego's turf before we hear her two cents.

Nov 3, 2009#4

Chazwozel

5 that is partners...as in girlfriends/wives. If I counted single encounters and the like, it would be maybe around 10 or 11.

Nov 3, 2009#5

Math242

i said i'd like this thread to not turn into manbaww however I have absolutely no problem with bumping charlie's thread ;-)

Nov 3, 2009#6

Tinwhistler

I'm pretty sure that I should just stay out of this thread.

Nov 3, 2009#7

Chazwozel

Tinwhistler said:
I'm pretty sure that I should just stay out of this thread.

We understand you have a ways to go back and remember. Some of those memories which you blocked out. Especially those "women" you picked up in Thailand while you were in the service.

Nov 3, 2009#8

Gusto

One.

Nov 3, 2009#9

Tinwhistler

Chazwozel;288444][quote=Tinwhistler said:
I'm pretty sure that I should just stay out of this thread.

We understand you have a ways to go back and remember. Some of those memories which you blocked out. Especially those "women" you picked up in Thailand while you were in the service.

[/QUOTE]

I have clear memories of everyone I've slept with. I just don't think discussing it will end well.

Nov 3, 2009#10

Ross

One... I don't like the whole casual scene. I like my stuff to be a part of a serious, intimate, and (hopefully) long-lasting relationship.

Nov 3, 2009#11

Frankie Williamson

6, though only 3 were actual relationships.

Nov 3, 2009#12

Math242

Tinwhistler;288452][quote=Chazwozel;288444][quote=Tinwhistler said:
I'm pretty sure that I should just stay out of this thread.

We understand you have a ways to go back and remember. Some of those memories which you blocked out. Especially those "women" you picked up in Thailand while you were in the service.

[/QUOTE]

I have clear memories of everyone I've slept with. I just don't think discussing it will end well.

[/QUOTE]

I wish i could say that.

Nov 3, 2009#13

phil

3

one serious girlfriend and two randoms.

Nov 3, 2009#14

Bubble181

2. One serious relationship, one one-nighter.

Nov 3, 2009#15

doomdragon6

3.

1 was a girlfriend, 1 is a girlfriend. 1 was a random thing with a girl from highschool a few times. (PRE-EDIT: I GIRL I KNEW FROM HIGHSCHOOL, NOT A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL.) (Re-Pre-Edit: Well, she was still in senior year, but-- BAH SHE WAS 18 GODDAMMIT.)

And 4 if you count a non-penetrational thing from a girl at an anime con. Twice. >_>

Nov 3, 2009#16

Shegokigo

I'm pretty much in Tin's category here. Probably JCM's too. 11+

doomdragon6 said:
And 4 if you count a non-penetrational thing from a girl at an anime con. Twice. >_>

How old are you again?

Nov 3, 2009#17

ThatNickGuy

Not including making out/fooling around? Two; both of which were 3-year relationships.

Nov 3, 2009#18

Math242

I almost put another poll option: JCM
but with the kid coming and all, he might have taken offense

Nov 3, 2009#19

Wahad

Zilch. *shrug*

Nov 3, 2009#20

The Lovely Boehner

damn halforum, that is a personal question, I don't know if I know you well enough to reply.

Nov 3, 2009#21

Shegokigo

It's ok Charlie, we already know the answer. :slywink:

Nov 3, 2009#22

Cajungal

One.

Nov 3, 2009#23

Shegokigo

Cajungal said:
One.

For now.

Nov 3, 2009#24

Cajungal

:aaahhh:

Nov 3, 2009#25

Qonas

One. And I regret even that.

Nov 3, 2009#26

Jake

All of them.

Nov 3, 2009#27

Cheesy1

1
With 13 years separating the last two times.

Nov 3, 2009#28

ElJuski

oh god this thread is gonna be fucking epic

Nov 3, 2009#29

Math242

i know, right !

Nov 3, 2009#30

Vytamindi

Only two... the first was a very serious relationship and the second just happened to become a serious relationship! Score!!! LITERALLY

Nov 3, 2009#31

ThatGrinningIdiot!

11+

Nov 3, 2009#32

fade

Where did you people with that many partners find the time? Maybe it's because I was always busy with grad school and internships and the like, but I wouldn't have had the time to pick up hundreds of partners.

Nov 3, 2009#33

Math242

one before the party, one after the party, one during lunchbreak the next day. It can go up pretty fast you know.

this did not happen to me but to a good friend who has actually slept with 150+ girls while having 2 kids and being in a relationship for the past 15 years.

Nov 3, 2009#34

Shegokigo

Getting "laid" isn't hard. Getting sex from the same person multiple times is the trick.

Nov 3, 2009#35

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Shegokigo said:
Getting "laid" isn't hard. Getting sex from the same person multiple times is the trick.

Are you referring to "friends with benefits" or being in an actual relationship?

:confused:

Nov 3, 2009#36

Math242

not really. the trickiest part is to get sex from same person multiple times without having to be in a serious comitted relationship with her

that's the story of my life: I love to get laid and i hate relationships while i don't fancy ONS anymore

Nov 3, 2009#37

Shannow

The number corresponds exactly with the total number of each and every poster's mothers.

Nov 3, 2009#38

Frankie Williamson

Man, I'm happy for my mom. Her and my dad have been divorced for nearly 20 years now and she really likely needed a good lay.

Nov 3, 2009#39

Silvanesti

One, my girlfriend that i've been with for just about five years.

Nov 3, 2009#40

Soliloquy

None.

And, well, that's intentional.

Nov 3, 2009#41

HoboNinja

0, hopefully I can rectify that situation soon heh.

Apparently the average number of partners for an American male is 7 women, not sure how many partners for a woman.

Nov 3, 2009#42

Olorin

3, and all were serious relationships.

Nov 3, 2009#43

Tinwhistler

Shegokigo said:
Getting "laid" isn't hard. Getting sex from the same person multiple times is the trick.

I actually don't find it that difficult. I've only ever hada couple of one-night-stands in my life. The hard part seems to be keeping a friends-with-benefits relationship from becoming a 'one person wants more of a relationship but the other doesn't' problem...those kinds of things tend to end up with someone getting hurt.

Nov 3, 2009#44

Shegokigo

That's pretty much what I meant Tin. :bush:

Nov 3, 2009#45

Wasabi Poptart

11+

Nov 3, 2009#46

HowDroll

Only two here, a one-nighter and my boyfriend of five years.

Nov 3, 2009#47

Shegokigo

Wildsoul said:
11+

Now we're talkin! :unibrow:

Nov 3, 2009#48

Tinwhistler

HoboNinja said:
0, hopefully I can rectify that situation soon heh.

Apparently the average number of partners for an American male is 7 women, not sure how many partners for a woman.

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/FAQ.html
Four.

in britain, it's evidently a bit different.
http://tinyurl.com/n3bfnk

Survey finds average woman has eight sex partners - and is drunk for at least five of them

Nov 3, 2009#49

Wasabi Poptart

Shegokigo;288620][quote=Wildsoul said:
11+

Now we're talkin! :unibrow:

[/QUOTE]

Less talk, more action is more like it. :unibrow:

Nov 3, 2009#50

Tinwhistler

HowDroll said:
Only two here, a one-nighter and my boyfriend of five years.

That doesn't really jive with your self-proclaimed forum slut status.

Nov 3, 2009#51

Silvanesti

Tinwhistler said:
Survey finds average woman has eight sex partners - and is drunk for at least five of them

Click to expand...

Ah thank you booze, without you how would us uggos get some.

Nov 3, 2009#52

North_Ranger

Well, Tin, everybody's a forum slut and a manwhore online

Nov 3, 2009#53

Silvanesti

North_Ranger said:
Well, Tin, everybody's a forum slut and a manwhore online

How YOU doin'

Nov 3, 2009#54

North_Ranger

Silvanesti;288625][quote=Tinwhistler said:
Survey finds average woman has eight sex partners - and is drunk for at least five of them

Click to expand...

Ah thank you booze, without you how would us uggos get some. [/QUOTE]

Oh... OH! So THAT's why I've only had two partners!

Nov 3, 2009#55

HowDroll

Tinwhistler;288624][quote=HowDroll said:
Only two here, a one-nighter and my boyfriend of five years.

That doesn't really jive with your self-proclaimed forum slut status.[/QUOTE]

Think of it this way.

I'm twenty years old but I've had sex hundreds of times. I'm STD-free, and yet I have the experience to know what men like. Also, because I moved past the basics years ago, I am willing to try absolutely anything.

I'm not a slut. I'm just freak nasty.

Nov 3, 2009#56

Tinwhistler

If i think of it that way I'll end up looking like Freddy Rodríguez in "The Lady in the Water"

Nov 3, 2009#57

Shegokigo

Tinwhistler said:
If i think of it that way I'll end up looking like Freddy Rodríguez in "The Lady in the Water"

You too huh? :unibrow:

Nov 3, 2009#58

Bowielee

I hate to perpetuate the stereotype about gay men being sluts, but I have to admit that it numbers in the hundreds for me. I used to REALLY enjoy me some casual sex.

Though I have toned down my wicked ways. It's been 2 years since I last had sex.

Nov 3, 2009#59

North_Ranger

HowDroll;288634][quote=Tinwhistler;288624][quote=HowDroll said:
Only two here, a one-nighter and my boyfriend of five years.

That doesn't really jive with your self-proclaimed forum slut status.[/QUOTE]

Think of it this way.

I'm twenty years old but I've had sex hundreds of times. I'm STD-free, and yet I have the experience to know what men like. Also, because I moved past the basics years ago, I am willing to try absolutely anything.

I'm not a slut. I'm just freak nasty. [/QUOTE]

Interesting.

Tell me, have you considered experiencing a Nordic exposure?

Nov 3, 2009#60

fade

HowDroll;288634][quote=Tinwhistler;288624][quote=HowDroll said:
Only two here, a one-nighter and my boyfriend of five years.

Nov 3, 2009#61

redapples

Cheesy1 said:
1
With 13 years separating the last two times.

Were they in Jail?

Nov 3, 2009#62

Shegokigo

Nov 3, 2009#63

Calleja

Uh...

I'm just gonna exit stage left

Nov 3, 2009#64

Dave

Calleja said:
Uh...

I'm just gonna exit stage left

Calleja was going to vote 11+ until he realized that we were counting more than just today.

Nov 3, 2009#65

Soliloquy

Dave;288700][quote=Calleja said:
Uh...

I'm just gonna exit stage left

Calleja was going to vote 11+ until he realized that we were counting more than just today.[/QUOTE]

Though I guess it depends on whether or not we count sheep.

Nov 3, 2009#66

Dave

Soliloquy;288706][quote=Dave;288700][quote=Calleja said:
Uh...

I'm just gonna exit stage left

Calleja was going to vote 11+ until he realized that we were counting more than just today.[/quote]

Though I guess it depends on or not we count sheep.[/QUOTE]

I tried that. I kept falling asleep.

Nov 3, 2009#67

CynicismKills

3, two were relationships of 6 months or so, and the third is developing into one.

Nov 3, 2009#68

ElJuski

Calleja said:
Uh...

I'm just gonna exit stage left

I just got this image of you as that guy from the book Beautiful Losers. His dick literally shrivels up and he goes insane from too much fuckin.

---------- Post added at 07:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:30 PM ----------

The Syphilis didn't help either

Nov 3, 2009#69

The Lovely Boehner

fact: not posting on public forums about how you get laid makes you a virgin

Nov 3, 2009#70

Shegokigo

Charlie Dont Surf said:
fact: not posting on public forums about how you get laid makes you a virgin

Among other things.

Nov 3, 2009#71

The Lovely Boehner

I thought the whole "not having sex" thing made you a virgin, but fuck, I was real confused

Nov 3, 2009#72

Dave

I've had only a few partners, but my wife thinks I've had hundreds because I was a very sociable person in high school. She thinks I slept with all of my female friends. I might have WANTED to, but that doesn't mean I did.

Nov 3, 2009#73

Calleja

That stat of the average being 7 is really.... weird, to me. Is it true?

I don't think I know any male my age that has just 7.

Wait, I'm lying, I know two.. both of them have been in a monogamous relationship for, like, half their sexual lifes, though.

It's a weird stat.

Nov 3, 2009#74

Dave

Not every man is a dirty, dirty whore, Calleja.

Nov 3, 2009#75

Calleja

I know, I'm not saying I'm nowhere near triple digits like Bowielee... but the last time a friend asked us to count, it came up around 40.... and it was a NORMAL NUMBER!

This is seriously a cultural thing.

Nov 3, 2009#76

Tinwhistler

Calleja said:
That stat of the average being 7 is really.... weird, to me. Is it true?

I don't think I know any male my age that has just 7.

Wait, I'm lying, I know two.. both of them have been in a monogamous relationship for, like, half their sexual lifes, though.

It's a weird stat.

That's in the US...we're a bit more puritanical here. Or at least most of us are.

Nov 3, 2009#77

BananaHands

I've been saying 'seven' for about a good year and half now. I'm just here to see what ElJuski's answer is... >.> bwahaha.

Nov 3, 2009#78

Calleja

The average for single males here is around 1 new partner a month... give or take. That's 12 a year.

Nov 3, 2009#79

Shegokigo

Calleja said:
This is seriously a cultural thing.

For the most part, yeah.

Nov 3, 2009#80

Cajungal

Tinwhistler said:
That's in the US...we're a bit more puritanical here. Or at least most of us are.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I got told by every adult who thought I might want to have sex how easy it was to get an STD. Now, my only sleeping with one person had less to do with that and more to do with the fact that, at my high school, I was in the bottom 5% of girls as far as looks and social grace were concerned.

Nov 3, 2009#81

phil

I'm movin' to mexico.

Nov 3, 2009#82

Calleja

Oh man, a decent-looking "gringo" would easily double that average, most mexican girls go nuts for foreign men.

Which is sort of a boon for pale white dudes like me.

Nov 3, 2009#83

Shegokigo

Yeah, except I don't think he's taking into account that the women also have about 12 partners a year. Of course, if that doesn't bother him....

Nov 3, 2009#84

ScytheRexx

1, unless we are counting "other" things. I played around with a few girls when I was younger but never went to home base till I met my wife.

Nov 3, 2009#85

Shannow

hahahahaha

Nov 3, 2009#86

Shegokigo

Shannow said:
hahahahaha

No need to be ashamed Shannow, we're all friends here.

Nov 3, 2009#87

Twitch

So 20 of us voted 2 but I don't think I saw a post about it for that many people.
Edit: 2-5

Nov 3, 2009#88

doomdragon6

Shegokigo;288801][quote=Shannow said:
hahahahaha

No need to be ashamed Shannow, we're all friends here.[/quote]

No we're fucking not. :rofl:

Nov 3, 2009#89

Cheesy1

redapples;288662][quote=Cheesy1 said:
1
With 13 years separating the last two times.

Were they in Jail?[/QUOTE]

High school sweet heart. After we broke up, fell into a deep depression for most of college, so I didn't date. After school, I got busy working, then got Guillain-Barre. By the time I got to where I was ready to start dating again, most of the people my age in my area were engaged or married. Then a few years ago my ex and I started talking again after almost a decade. I visited her this last summer in Virginia to see if we would work out again. In the end, there ended up being too many differences between us to be together.

So that's how that I went so long between times with the same person.

Nov 3, 2009#90

JONJONAUG

Zero.

In before fake shock.

Nov 3, 2009#91

Shannow

Shegokigo;288801][quote=Shannow said:
hahahahaha

Nov 3, 2009#92

doomdragon6

Shannow;288825][quote=Shegokigo;288801][quote=Shannow said:
hahahahaha

Nov 3, 2009#93

Gusto

Yeah I'm pretty depraved for keeping track of the ONE person I've slept with. :eek:

hwell:

Nov 3, 2009#94

Chibibar

this is sexual partner... 11+ gf status... the number is lower.

Nov 3, 2009#95

Silver Jelly

doomdragon6;288829][quote=Shannow;288825][quote=Shegokigo;288801][quote=Shannow said:
hahahahaha

Nov 3, 2009#96

North_Ranger

Gusto said:
Yeah I'm pretty depraved for keeping track of the ONE person I've slept with. hwell:

I've slept with two. One I don't know where she is (it was a crappy one-night stand, emotionally as fulfilling as a quick masturbation), and the other... well, she's the one I refer to as Melina, the Psycho Bitch Queen.

Nov 3, 2009#97

Jake

Calleja said:
Oh man, a decent-looking "gringo" would easily double that average, most mexican girls go nuts for foreign men.

Which is sort of a boon for pale white dudes like me.

You should get some NASCAR t-shirts and learn to fake an American accent.

Nov 3, 2009#98

Laurelai

6 here. 2 long term relationships (1 was 5 years, the other 16), one FWB and the others were one nighters. Of the one nighters, I only regretted one. The others were fun!

Nov 3, 2009#99

Shegokigo

Shannow;288825][quote=Shegokigo;288801][quote=Shannow said:
hahahahaha

No need to be ashamed Shannow, we're all friends here.[/QUOTE]

Not at all. I did not know there was a score one was supposed to keep, and then brag about on an internet forum. Whoops. But you go and enjoy that.[/QUOTE]

It's amazing how you must view the forum and most of the threads you enter.

Completely off what the real purpose usually is, but you create something humorous in them for yourself. It's quite a trait.

Nov 3, 2009#100

LittleSin

One.

I have been a dirty, dirty girl though and god knows I spent most of junior high and high school trying to get it only to find it very hard to 'get' when you DON'T wanna do it in you friends house or in the woods.

Well...wait...do chicks count? I mean....are we talking penetrative sex here or....other things? If so then....3.

Nov 3, 2009#101

doomdragon6

I cannot imagine it being difficult for any girl to get "it" in highschool. Lawd knows I would've done it with anyone anywhere back then.

Nov 3, 2009#102

Gusto

Na, I'm with Sin. I live with my parents and my girlfriend lives 45 minutes away, but commutes into town everyday.

Factor in our work and school schedules, as well as times when my parents are home, and we can only really be intimate on Tuesday mornings.

I imagine things are even more restrictive during high school.

Nov 3, 2009#103

Tinwhistler

Shannow;288825][quote=Shegokigo;288801][quote=Shannow said:
hahahahaha

No need to be ashamed Shannow, we're all friends here.[/quote]

Not at all. I did not know there was a score one was supposed to keep, and then brag about on an internet forum. Whoops. But you go and enjoy that.[/quote]

Actually, up until a couple years ago, I didn't 'keep score'.

Then, a girl I was seeing wanted to know how many people I'd slept with, and i realized I didn't have a number handy. So I sat down, and wrote them down for her. Now I know the number.

LittleSin said:
One.

I have been a dirty, dirty girl though and god knows I spent most of junior high and high school trying to get it only to find it very hard to 'get' when you DON'T wanna do it in you friends house or in the woods.

Well...wait...do chicks count? I mean....are we talking penetrative sex here or....other things? If so then....3.

We have to count all sexual contact, otherwise much of homosexual sex is left out. Dry humping, of course, doesn't count, because of how lame it is.

Nov 3, 2009#104

Bowielee

Tinwhistler said:
We have to count all sexual contact, otherwise much of homosexual sex is left out. Dry humping, of course, doesn't count, because of how lame it is.

Yeah, if we only counted penetration, my number would be countable on 2 hands... and maybe a foot.

Nov 3, 2009#105

Dusty668

Number so far:
5.
Number expected to have the rest of my life:
0.

Nov 3, 2009#106

Silver Jelly

Bowielee;288887][quote=Tinwhistler said:
We have to count all sexual contact, otherwise much of homosexual sex is left out. Dry humping, of course, doesn't count, because of how lame it is.

Yeah, if we only counted penetration, my number would be countable on 2 hands... and maybe a foot.[/QUOTE]

I'm still at zero.

I mean 200! 200!

Nov 3, 2009#107

Espy

Seems like a good place for a yo' momma joke.

I'm not going to make one, just saying it seems like it would be a good place for one.

Nov 3, 2009#108

Frankie Williamson

Espy said:
Seems like a good place for a yo' momma joke.

I'm not going to make one, just saying it seems like it would be a good place for one.

You'd also be late to the party.

Nov 3, 2009#109

Espy

Frankie;288903][quote=Espy said:
Seems like a good place for a yo' momma joke.

I'm not going to make one, just saying it seems like it would be a good place for one.

You'd also be late to the party.[/QUOTE]

Hey I said "right here" not 2 pages ago.

Nov 3, 2009#110

David

Just one; my now-ex girlfriend. I don't have sex with someone before I feel serious about her. Mainly because I fear STDs.

Nov 3, 2009#111

Silver Jelly

David said:
Just one; my now-ex girlfriend. I don't have sex with someone before I feel serious about her. Mainly because I fear STDs.

I have to confess. I generally can't avoid reading "STD" as "StormTrooper Disease". And then I smile and worry that somebody thinks I find STDs to be funny.

Nov 3, 2009#112

Shawn

Been with 8 partners. Majority of them were one-nighters or #$%^-pals. There's been about three of them that were relationships. Though it's been about 3 years since the last time I had sex.
My roommate seems to think I get it all the time. I guess when I tell him "I have a date tonight" he interprets it as "I'm getting lucky tonight".
In truth I prefer girls who are a little more reserved. I've thought of sex lightly in the past, but all and all I just want to find someone who cares about me enough that she wants to share that moment with me.

Nov 3, 2009#113

Calleja

Shegokigo said:
Yeah, except I don't think he's taking into account that the women also have about 12 partners a year. Of course, if that doesn't bother him....

It wouldn't bother me at all, but the average isn't quite as high for girls, usually. They're pickier. Also, social stigmas and whatnot.

I've had sex without a condom with exactly ONE girl, though, and that was after being together in a committed relationship for a year, and she was on the pill. It just made economic sense.

Nov 3, 2009#114

phil

Calleja said:
Oh man, a decent-looking "gringo" would easily double that average, most mexican girls go nuts for foreign men.

Which is sort of a boon for pale white dudes like me.

Gah! so close! Well, it might not be that bad. If a decent looking gringo can double the average, perhaps a homely gringo can still meet the average. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE!

Shegokigo said:
Yeah, except I don't think he's taking into account that the women also have about 12 partners a year. Of course, if that doesn't bother him....

Oh man, that totally changes my opinion of the I'M ALREADY PACKING MY BAGS BECAUSE THIS PLACE SOUNDS MAGICAL .

Nov 3, 2009#115

ThatGrinningIdiot!

mr_thehun said:
eight partners
11+ for the time when I was in Japan and China before I got married. I lost my virginity to a 14 yo Japanese school girl, I was 12.

:tear:

You're living the dream man.

Nov 3, 2009#116

Terrik

11+

China has been a real boon for me *whistle*, although now that I have a steady girlfriend here, that kind of activity has been limited to a single person, but zero complaints here

Nov 3, 2009#117

Calleja

Yeah? Well So is Mexico, but we use the same alphabet, so nyah nyah!

Nov 3, 2009#118

Thread Necromancer

Nov 3, 2009#119

Bubble181

I apparently need to go to any place where white men are a minority and are looked at as rich. Dammit.

Nov 3, 2009#120

ElJuski

By the way my answer is "7". I know bananahands was snooping around looking for the answer

Nov 3, 2009#121

LordRavage

I rather discuss my sexual adventures over drinks.

Discussing it over the internet is sooooo cyber.

Nov 3, 2009#122

TotalFusionOne

I hit 76 this week.

And I've used a condom every time unless it was a committed relationship and we both got tested.

Nov 3, 2009#123

North_Ranger

TotalFusionOne said:
I hit 76 this week.

And I've used a condom every time unless it was a committed relationship and we both got tested.

76?! Dear sufferin' baby Jesus in a crapped-up diaper, how the hell do you manage that?! :eek:

Nov 3, 2009#124

TotalFusionOne

How? Well, I used to be skinny and cute. For example:

This right here.

I didn't lose my virginity to a female til I was 19. After that it just kinda... Went slow. A girl every couple of months and only after we'd been dating for awhile. When I started working for Universal I picked up the pace a little bit. After my daughter was born, I got really depressed and ended up going on Paxil again. While I was on Paxil I just DIDN'T care. So there I was, waiting tables by day and bouncing at a bar by night... And every night I'd just go home with whoever bought me a shot.

I'm not proud of the girls I went home with, but at least I kept myself safe. I've been tested every three months since the day I became sexually active. I've never had an STD. Unless you count my daughter.

Nov 3, 2009#125

Calleja

NOW do you understand why SEVEN seemed like such a weird number to me!?

I know people who are hitting triple digits. Hell, the never-been-married good-looking but kinda-douchey uncle of one of my best friend's recently called my friend's dad to show off his 500th "notch".

The guy is in his 40's and wastes his inherited money on going out "for chicks" every weekend, but still.. you understand my surprise at SEVEN.

Nov 3, 2009#126

North_Ranger

Damn you guys...

Nov 3, 2009#127

Shegokigo

Between the gay clubs (which pretty much is just a hive of people looking to get laid and drunk, though I'm sure most clubs end up like that.), the strip-club, and our swinger's club, it's not really hard to get the number in your head.

Now you want a sad number? Try how many I had before I was 22. Growing up in a Ultra-Catholic Hispanic home, a very strict Catholic Hispanic town, at a very strict Catholic Hispanic (not church run) school. Yeah, it was pretty impossible for me to find a partner, much less one to go very far with.

Nov 3, 2009#128

Wasabi Poptart

Shegokigo said:
Now you want a sad number? Try how many I had before I was 22. Growing up in a Ultra-Catholic Hispanic home, a very strict Catholic Hispanic town, at a very strict Catholic Hispanic (not church run) school. Yeah, it was pretty impossible for me to find a partner, much less one to go very far with.

Before I was 22 my number was 1. I'm not Catholic and wasn't raised in an ultra-religious household or neighborhood. I dated my high school boyfriend for nearly 5 years, even after we graduated. I thought he was the one I was going to spend my life with. Such a silly little girl I was.

Nov 3, 2009#129

Shegokigo

Well, mine wasn't exactly "by choice". :eek:

rly:

Nov 3, 2009#130

Tinwhistler

Mine was 11 before 21. Interestingly enough, my entire navy experience only saw 3 add to that number.

Nov 3, 2009#131

North_Ranger

Tinwhistler said:
Mine was 11 before 21. Interestingly enough, my entire navy experience only saw 3 add to that number.

[Generic 'poop deck' joke], huh, Tin?

Nah... Just kidding. My army time gave me no new numbers - mostly because I was going steady with the Queen Bitch at the time (and didn't yet realize how I was getting played). Granted, her reaction to me wearing the uniform was similar to Shego's whenever HowDroll makes a reference to her sexual life.

Nov 3, 2009#132

TotalFusionOne

Mine was 11 before 21. Interestingly enough, my entire navy experience only saw 3 add to that number.

Girlfriend made up for you. Her time in the Navy doubled her digits.

Nov 3, 2009#133

Cajungal

I don't dislike the idea of having a ton of sexual partners for religious reasons or moral reasons... and I don't think less of people for it either. It's a very personal choice... none of my business. And I'm happy to hear that most people who have sex with many different people are safe.

I can't wrap my head around the idea of having sex with someone I barely know. I don't trust people enough, and as great as sex can be, I couldn't imagine sharing that part of myself with someone who I don't completely trust. I don't think I have the capacity to "let go" that much. I don't think of it as having fun or just sowing my wild oats. It's a truly frightening thought for me, and it's why I never wonder about what I'm missing, I suppose.

Again, that's just me. Sometimes I think about what would happen if, God forbid, Jake and I ever split up. How would I survive in the dating world where it seems so common to have sex after knowing someone for such a short amount of time? Would I adjust or would I hold out for someone whose views were similar to mine? Would I ever ever in some situation be able to stop thinking for two seconds and just go ahead with it?

When I think back to when Jake and I first admitted our attraction to one another, I can actually see it happening. We were so careful not to rush things, but it was difficult not to. If I felt early on that a man could be a true friend as well as everything else, I think I could.

Don't mind me, just thinkin' out loud.... or overthinking out loud.

Nov 3, 2009#134

Vytamindi

I thought the same way, CG. After I broke up with the fiance, I was kinda iffy. But after you've been in a relationship that long, you tend to move pretty fast doing things you have been comfortable doing with someone else (in my case, not everyone's).

I mean, Pallywhackr and I didn't even make it to dinner the first night we met. But then again, we had been talking for a few months so we were ready to cut through the chase

But since you and your fella are going very strong, I wouldn't worry about it! You're so lucky!

Nov 3, 2009#135

Cajungal

Thanks. I feel lucky, too. Yeah, like I said, it's just one of those random things I wonder about. I spend more energy thinking about things for us to try. If I'm going to commit, I'm going to commit to trying everything once!!

Nov 3, 2009#136

checkeredhat

Nov 3, 2009#137

BananaHands

ElJuski said:
By the way my answer is "7". I know bananahands was snooping around looking for the answer

SEVEN IS MY LINE YOU SONOFABITCH

Calleja said:
NOW do you understand why SEVEN seemed like such a weird number to me!?

I know people who are hitting triple digits. Hell, the never-been-married good-looking but kinda-douchey uncle of one of my best friend's recently called my friend's dad to show off his 500th "notch".

The guy is in his 40's and wastes his inherited money on going out "for chicks" every weekend, but still.. you understand my surprise at SEVEN.

"Seven" is a great number to say. Manwhore is not a fun title... ask ElJuski, I get called that occasionally.

Nov 3, 2009#138

TotalFusionOne

See, here's my take on this subject.

I like people.

Plain and simple, that's it. I like people. I like knowing people. I like partaking in people. I am a people person. And I'm pretty damn good at being a people person; pretty damn good at reading people and trying to understand them. And there's a very Enders Game view to the whole subject: You cannot defeat your enemies without knowing them. You cannot know them completely without loving them. So I love everyone I meet, as long as they're not an asshat. Everyone is special in their own little way. Everyone is unique. Even those people with amazingly bad personality defects have amazingly good reasons why their way of life is completely logical. I want to know them, and understand them.

Then put my penis in them.

Nov 3, 2009#139

Bowielee

For the record, I have never had an STD even given the large number of partners. If you're safe, the odds of getting one are very slim.

Nov 3, 2009#140

TotalFusionOne

For the record, I have never had an STD even given the large number of partners. If you're safe, the odds of getting one are very slim.

Truth. I've met people who look at condoms and say "OMG FOR EVERY 100 PEOPLE YOU SLEEP WITH YOU HAVE A .2% CHANCE OF CATCHING SOMETHING BECAUSE THEY'RE 99.8% EFFECTIVE" and I just laugh at them. Silly people. Didn't you take statistics? That chance is per condom. On a related note, do you know what is the most mathematically sound way to prevent pregnancy barring abstinence? Combination spermicide lube and pulling out is more effective than regular condoms.

Every time I hear "ABSTINENCE SHOULD NOT BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS" I throw that little tidbit in there.

Nov 3, 2009#141

Cajungal

Bowielee said:
For the record, I have never had an STD even given the large number of partners. If you're safe, the odds of getting one are very slim.

That's great.

Nov 3, 2009#142

TotalFusionOne

That's great. I have a friend that I worry about a bit. She's had multiple partners, can NEVER tell a guy no, and refuses to use condoms because they feel weird... which they do, but I don't want her to catch anything. :\

Errr... I could give her a talking to if you'd like. Where's she live? ;D

Nov 3, 2009#143

Cajungal

Oooo, I wouldn't. She's super-dependent, a drama EMPRESS, and has a kid.

Nov 3, 2009#144

TotalFusionOne

Yes and?

Nov 3, 2009#145

Silvanesti

I really shouldn't skim some posts. This is what I saw and I couldn't stop laughing.

TotalFusionOne said:
See, here's my take on this subject.

I like people.

....

Then put my penis in them.

Nov 3, 2009#146

Bowielee

Cajungal;289306][quote=Bowielee said:
For the record, I have never had an STD even given the large number of partners. If you're safe, the odds of getting one are very slim.

That's great.

I have a friend that I worry about a bit. She's had multiple partners, can NEVER tell a guy no, and refuses to use condoms because they feel weird... which they do, but I don't want her to catch anything. :\[/QUOTE]

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS use protection when engaging in sex with someone that you don't know for a fact is clean. I mean blood tests and all.

As the AIDS epidemic shock of the 80s and 90s is wearing off, people seem to be engaging in risky sexual behavior much more often nowadays. It's really scarry what I hear people say about unsafe sex.

Also, let your friend know that getting pregnant isn't the worst thing that can happen from unprotected sex. You can live through an unwanted pregnancy, you can't live through some diseases.

Nov 3, 2009#147

TotalFusionOne

Play WoW and watch The Big Bang Theory.

Nov 3, 2009#148

Cajungal

I tried to tell her that, Bowie, but she won't listen. She even told me she doesn't like sex, she just hates disappointing her boyfriends. That's pretty much how she got pregnant in the first place. :\ I hope she's changed her tune. We haven't spoken about it in a long time, But believe me, I've tried to convince her to be safe for years.

Nov 3, 2009#149

Bowielee

Sounds like your friend needs some counciling.

I'm being deadly serious on that. Self esteem issues that bad really need to be addressed and can lead to all sorts of self destructive behavior.

Nov 3, 2009#150

TotalFusionOne

CG I'M GETTING BLUE BALLS OVER HERE HELP A BROTHA OUT or at least play me a song :\ We'll Meet Again? or I Believe I can Fly ala Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies?

Nov 3, 2009#151

BananaHands

Cajungal said:
I tried to tell her that, Bowie, but she won't listen. She even told me she doesn't like sex, she just hates disappointing her boyfriends. That's pretty much how she got pregnant in the first place. :\ I hope she's changed her tune. We haven't spoken about it in a long time, But believe me, I've tried to convince her to be safe for years.

Your friend's situation reminds me of this song:

Nov 3, 2009#152

Cajungal

Bowielee said:
Sounds like your friend needs some counciling.

I'm being deadly serious on that. Self esteem issues that bad really need to be addressed and can lead to all sorts of self destructive behavior.

She does need counseling. That's actually why we barely speak anymore. she often joked about me being her "therapist," and finally I told her to see a real one who could actually help her. She's a sweet person with many good qualities, but she's always had issues like that. Her mom didn't help. She was always telling her at a young age how to dress to attract men and how much better she'd look if she lost more weight...

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TotalFusionOne said:
CG I'M GETTING BLUE BALLS OVER HERE HELP A BROTHA OUT or at least play me a song :\ We'll Meet Again? or I Believe I can Fly ala Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies?

They're right there in my thread, you goober. Watch em, just don't tell me what you do with em.

Nov 3, 2009#153

HoboNinja

Calleja said:
The average for single males here is around 1 new partner a month... give or take. That's 12 a year.

I just don't see myself ever being able to do that, sure I haven't had sex yet so my viewpoint may change after.

I view sex as a very emotional intimate thing and I couldn't just go find a random girl every month and fuck her. But hell maybe after I get some I will become some sex crazed maniac like kamehameha.

Nov 3, 2009#154

ElJuski

HoboNinja said:
I view sex as a very emotional intimate thing and I couldn't just go find a random girl every month and fuck her. But hell maybe after I get some I will become some sex crazed maniac like kamehameha.

Your post drips with desperation. It's delicious.

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mr_thehun said:
so, what do you all like to do in bed?

or anywhere it happens to happen?

There's a thread somewhere that needs a bump

Nov 4, 2009#155

Frankie Williamson

Well, my reasons for not exactly being a manwhore are entirely due to my being a chubby nerd until my mid 20's and being in nothing but long term relationships since grade 10 so nyah!

Nov 4, 2009#156

Silver Jelly

Frankie said:
Well, my reasons for not exactly being a manwhore are entirely due to my being a chubby nerd until my mid 20's

^This... And I'm in my mid 20

Also, I have trouble speaking to people, and creating an intimate relationship with people I talk to, so I have everything ready to cockblock myself...

EDIT: I mean, I like all kinds of women, and some kinds of men, so I think finding a partner I like shouldn't be a problem...

Nov 4, 2009#157

Jake

I'm sure my number could have been a lot higher, but I got a late start in high school, then met my wife-to-be when I was 20. That's 15 years of man-whoring I missed out on. I'm sure I can convince her she owes me birthday hookers, right?

Nov 4, 2009#158

SeraRelm

Shegokigo;288499][quote=Cajungal said:
One.

For now.

[/QUOTE]
At a time.

On weekdays anyway. :cool:

Nov 4, 2009#159

sixpackshaker

By the poll options, I am a complete slut.

24, statistically more than one a year for each year that I've been sexually active. Then add that 5 year stretch in my 30's where I did not get any.

Half that number occurred during my years in college.

Nov 4, 2009#160

Armadillo

I have all kinds of women friends who love to flirt with me, hug me, and all that good stuff, but they won't sleep with me. It's frustrating as hell.

They all say it's because I'm married. Fuckin' prudes.

Nov 4, 2009#161

sixpackshaker

Armadillo said:
I have all kinds of women friends who love to flirt with me, hug me, and all that good stuff, but they won't sleep with me. It's frustrating as hell.

They all say it's because I'm married. Fuckin' prudes.

By your first sentence I was going to reply with... "Welcome to the nice guy club." then you pull that carpet out from under me.

Nov 4, 2009#162

Tinwhistler

It looks like a decent bell curve distribution except for 6-10. 6-10 is seriously lacking numbers. It's like once you screw 6 people, you say "fuck it, I know I'm slutty" and jump straight to 11+

Nov 4, 2009#163

Jay

All of the following is SeriousJay, personal opinion.

Shegokigo said:
Getting "laid" isn't hard. Getting sex from the same person multiple times is the trick.

If you got breasts in general it isn't hard. Women (who aren't exceeding fugly or fat) can get sex pretty much whenever, wherever they want and usually with little to no effort. Usually, it’s this very mentality that makes them poor lays and they don’t get “call-backs”. Shamelessly, I’ll admit to have had more than say… 20-25 sexual partners (when I mean sexual, I don’t mean standing idiotically on bases, I only crit home-runs) and ¾ of them have been mediocre to poor lays. The better looking they are, they worst they are in the sack. The hottest I’ve been with has been the worst in the sack. Unlike UPS, gorgeous women don’t deliver. They best by far have been average to cute looking girls with nice assets who work it and make the experience memorable.

Nov 4, 2009#164

Armadillo

sixpackshaker;289968][quote=Armadillo said:
I have all kinds of women friends who love to flirt with me, hug me, and all that good stuff, but they won't sleep with me. It's frustrating as hell.

They all say it's because I'm married. Fuckin' prudes.

By your first sentence I was going to reply with... "Welcome to the nice guy club." then you pull that carpet out from under me.[/QUOTE]

Would it change your opinion if I casually mentioned that my wife would ALSO want to sleep with them? Eh heh heh heh heh...

Nov 4, 2009#165

BananaHands

Armadillo;290054][quote=sixpackshaker;289968][quote=Armadillo said:
I have all kinds of women friends who love to flirt with me, hug me, and all that good stuff, but they won't sleep with me. It's frustrating as hell.

They all say it's because I'm married. Fuckin' prudes.

Nov 4, 2009#166

Jake

Luckily, though I've been monogamous these past 15 years, I seem to choose close female friends who whip out their boobs at the slightest pretense. It helps to ease the pain.

Nov 4, 2009#167

Armadillo

Jake said:
Luckily, though I've been monogamous these past 15 years, I seem to choose close female friends who whip out their boobs at the slightest pretense. It helps to ease the pain.

I have a similar situation, and MAN, does it depend on the boobs. A couple of them I'd gladly pay to see, and a couple I'd gladly pay to keep those things hidden.

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BananaHands;290062][quote=Armadillo;290054][quote=sixpackshaker;289968][quote=Armadillo said:
I have all kinds of women friends who love to flirt with me, hug me, and all that good stuff, but they won't sleep with me. It's frustrating as hell.

They all say it's because I'm married. Fuckin' prudes.

Nov 4, 2009#168

Calleja

I am sad that I didn't celebrate 42 better

Nov 4, 2009#169

Cajungal

Your 42nd girl?

Nov 4, 2009#170

TotalFusionOne

Would it change your opinion if I casually mentioned that my wife would ALSO want to sleep with them? Eh heh heh heh heh...

Welcome to my world. My girlfriends always want to hear who I'm sleeping with :\ It actually gets a little tiring.

I am sad that I didn't celebrate 42 better

Had a kid with 20. 50 was jailbait. And 75 was on a pinic table in a park in the middle of a storm. I'm pretty much on target.

Nov 4, 2009#171

Calleja

Yes, that should have been a geek fest celebration!!

I should like write them down or something, I don't keep count until someone asks me and I have to go back and count in my head. Stupid system robbed me of my 42 celebration

(i am kidding, sensitive people)

Nov 4, 2009#172

TotalFusionOne

^ THIS.

I hate that shit. I would have loved to have done something for 42 and 37.

Nov 4, 2009#173

Armadillo

TotalFusionOne said:
Would it change your opinion if I casually mentioned that my wife would ALSO want to sleep with them? Eh heh heh heh heh...

Click to expand...

Welcome to my world. My girlfriends always want to hear who I'm sleeping with :\ It actually gets a little tiring.

No it doesn't. I never get tired of instantly becoming King Awesome whenever I bring up that little nugget.

Nov 4, 2009#174

TotalFusionOne

Armadillo;290367][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
Would it change your opinion if I casually mentioned that my wife would ALSO want to sleep with them? Eh heh heh heh heh...

Click to expand...

Welcome to my world. My girlfriends always want to hear who I'm sleeping with :\ It actually gets a little tiring.

Nov 4, 2009#175

Armadillo

TotalFusionOne;290373][quote=Armadillo;290367][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
Would it change your opinion if I casually mentioned that my wife would ALSO want to sleep with them? Eh heh heh heh heh...

Click to expand...

Welcome to my world. My girlfriends always want to hear who I'm sleeping with :\ It actually gets a little tiring.

No it doesn't. I never get tired of instantly becoming King Awesome whenever I bring up that little nugget.[/QUOTE]

Really? Really. I thought it would be this awesome at first... But I'm only four month in and I'm thinking "When can we just be us?"[/QUOTE]

Ah...see, I've got "us." I've been married for eight years, and we're rock-solid. I can see how it would get tiring if your primary relationship isn't cemented yet.

Nov 4, 2009#176

TotalFusionOne

Ah...see, I've got "us." I've been married for eight years, and we're rock-solid. I can see how it would get tiring if your primary relationship isn't cemented yet.

Well, hang on. I know the three of us are good together and I don't worry about anything going wrong. I feel very connected to both of them, as they do to eachother. It's just that... I don't know. I get asked twice on a nightly basis who I slept with today. And I just want to say BACK THE FUCK OFF. Not to mention I think Ross might have a severe issue with multiple girls spending the night.

Nov 4, 2009#177

Philosopher B.

37. In a row.

Nov 4, 2009#178

Seraphyn

1 so far, I hope it'll be 2 and then marry that person and be together forever.

Nov 4, 2009#179

TotalFusionOne

D'AWWWWWWWWWW

How's that blue pill taste?

Nov 4, 2009#180

Ross

TotalFusionOne said:
Ah...see, I've got "us." I've been married for eight years, and we're rock-solid. I can see how it would get tiring if your primary relationship isn't cemented yet.

Click to expand...

Well, hang on. I know the three of us are good together and I don't worry about anything going wrong. I feel very connected to both of them, as they do to eachother. It's just that... I don't know. I get asked twice on a nightly basis who I slept with today. And I just want to say BACK THE FUCK OFF. Not to mention I think Ross might have a severe issue with multiple girls spending the night.

Nope. Just keep the door shut.

Also: lol @ you having a threesome on an air mattress.

Nov 4, 2009#181

TotalFusionOne

DAMMIT ROSS I JUST PATCHED IT I SWEAR.

And no, the patch was not from banging. It was from my damn phone charger.

Nov 4, 2009#182

Seraphyn

TotalFusionOne said:
D'AWWWWWWWWWW

How's that blue pill taste?

Yes I know, it's horrible to have dreams of a nice life. Instead we should all be bitter and pessimistic.

Nov 4, 2009#183

TotalFusionOne

Seraphyn;290411][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
D'AWWWWWWWWWW

How's that blue pill taste?

Yes I know, it's horrible to have dreams of a nice life. Instead we should all be bitter and pessimistic.[/QUOTE]

I thought the whole thing about the blue pill is you GET a nice life out of it. There just is more you COULD be experiencing. Don't be so negative about it, you chose the route that led you to a pleasant existence. I chose the route that leads to more than I might be able to cope with. Nothing pessimistic about that, it's just my personality.

Nov 4, 2009#184

Cajungal

Calleja said:
Yes, that should have been a geek fest celebration!!

I should like write them down or something, I don't keep count until someone asks me and I have to go back and count in my head. Stupid system robbed me of my 42 celebration

(i am kidding, sensitive people)

So long, so long so long so long!

So long so long so long so long!

So long, so long, and thanks....

for all the seeeeeeeeeeex!

Nov 4, 2009#185

Seraphyn

TotalFusionOne;290412][quote=Seraphyn;290411][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
D'AWWWWWWWWWW

How's that blue pill taste?

Nov 4, 2009#186

Armadillo

TotalFusionOne said:
Ah...see, I've got "us." I've been married for eight years, and we're rock-solid. I can see how it would get tiring if your primary relationship isn't cemented yet.

Click to expand...

Well, hang on. I know the three of us are good together and I don't worry about anything going wrong. I feel very connected to both of them, as they do to eachother. It's just that... I don't know. I get asked twice on a nightly basis who I slept with today. And I just want to say BACK THE FUCK OFF. Not to mention I think Ross might have a severe issue with multiple girls spending the night.

You have a complicated relationship, sir. Of course, what relationship ISN'T complicated? I'm just going to sit over in the corner and ponder.

Nov 4, 2009#187

TotalFusionOne

So long and thanks for all the sex
So sad that we ate tex-mex
I tried to warn you about my rear.

I promise I'll wash your sheets tonight
No need for you to cause a fight
I was just a little surprised of your
Strap-on dildo

So long, so long and thanks
for all the sex.

My colon was just about destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let this stain desolve

Despite your anal proclivity
I appreciate your time on me
Especially the reach around and
Prostate milking

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the sex

(yeah)

So long and thanks for all the sex
So sad that we ate tex-mex
I tried to warn you about my rear.

(His rear!)

Despite your anal proclivity
I appreciate your time on me
Especially the reach around and
Prostate milking

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the Sex!

Nov 4, 2009#188

Cajungal

Nov 4, 2009#189

KenjiFinster

... About 30 since age 19, including one-timers.
Right now I'm in a (strange) relationship for about a year. Me & my BF cheated on each other for a while (about a month or something) while we were "on hiatus", and it came to bite us in the ass. Syphilis, both of us.

We don't know who got it first, and we don't care... We're both on treatment, got all the exams done (thank goodness the HIV came out negative) and now we're going stronger than ever.

Lesson: Don't screw on each other, even if there is a small chance to come back together in a short period.

(Being honest, I'm not proud of it. I feel like a slut)

Nov 4, 2009#190

Wasabi Poptart

Philosopher B. said:
37. In a row.

I thought it was only 3 people!

Nov 5, 2009#191

Silver Jelly

I plan to have a list, and to check it twice. Simply to know who was naughty and nice.

Nov 5, 2009#192

Bubble181

Wildsoul;290610][quote=Philosopher B. said:
37. In a row.

I thought it was only 3 people![/QUOTE]

Yes, the others were
(take your pick)
- inanimate objects
- animals
- dead
- black
- women
- imaginary
- different persona of the same person
- ...

Nov 7, 2009#193

Shegokigo

TotalFusionOne said:
So long and thanks for all the sex
So sad that we ate tex-mex
I tried to warn you about my rear.

I promise I'll wash your sheets tonight
No need for you to cause a fight
I was just a little surprised of your
Strap-on dildo

So long, so long and thanks
for all the sex.

My colon was just about destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let this stain desolve

Despite your anal proclivity
I appreciate your time on me
Especially the reach around and
Prostate milking

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the sex

(yeah)

So long and thanks for all the sex
So sad that we ate tex-mex
I tried to warn you about my rear.

(His rear!)

Despite your anal proclivity
I appreciate your time on me
Especially the reach around and
Prostate milking

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the Sex!

:clap:

Nov 7, 2009#194

checkeredhat

Bubble181;290746][quote=Wildsoul;290610][quote=Philosopher B. said:
37. In a row.

I thought it was only 3 people![/QUOTE]

Yes, the others were
(take your pick)
- inanimate objects
- animals
- dead
- black
- women
- imaginary
- different persona of the same person
- ...[/QUOTE]

Bubble, you didn't get it, did you?

Nov 7, 2009#195

ElJuski

I didn't have the energy to correct them...

Nov 7, 2009#196

phil

Nov 22, 2009#197

Docseverin

20+ here. 8 in the last 7 months since returning from Iraq.

Nov 22, 2009#198

Thread Necromancer

.... you know, even the second time around I still don't feel like sharing in this thread.

Nov 23, 2009#199

Silver Jelly

It's either them or me, but somebody has to lower their standards if I want to change group...

Nov 23, 2009#200

nufan

goodness i'm a whore.
Sorry a slut. A slut. I haven't made a dime off my ass. Maybe that's my new career path! ugh.

Nov 23, 2009#201

Calleja

Haaaaaaaave you met Calleja?

Nov 23, 2009#202

Thread Necromancer

I could make a considerable list too, but there's an old idea that gentlemen don't speak of such things.

Well hell, if gentlemen aren't going to then I shouldn't either.

Nov 24, 2009#203

nufan

Calleja said:
Haaaaaaaave you met Calleja?

No, I don't believe I have met this Cah... Cal... Calle... Calymah...

Nov 24, 2009#204

Calleja

ok.. I'll try with..

Hey... how YOU doin'?

Nov 24, 2009#205

Bowielee

Calleja said:
ok.. I'll try with..

Hey... how YOU doin'?

My favorite line is "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

It worked exactly one time.

Nov 24, 2009#206

nufan

Calleja said:
ok.. I'll try with..

Hey... how YOU doin'?

I'm doing very well...

Nov 24, 2009#207

Cajungal

I have a line I use on the fellow on rare occasions: "Your pants are stupid and annoying."

Works eeeeevery time. Although it's never considered a feat when women get sex, is it?

Nov 24, 2009#208

Gusto

"Kevin Miller, nice to meet you."

Nov 24, 2009#209

Qonas

Because remember, the only thing that matters in life is how many chicks ya bone or dudes you lay.

Nov 24, 2009#210

Silver Jelly

Qonas said:
Because remember, the only thing that matters in life is how many chicks ya bone or dudes you lay.

:uhhuh:

Nov 24, 2009#211

Gusto

Whoa, deja vu.

Nov 24, 2009#212

sixpackshaker

Qonas said:
Because remember, the only thing that matters in life is how many chicks ya bone or dudes you lay.

It definitely is not a bad way to spend the afternoon.

Nov 24, 2009#213

Calleja

We talk about what we read, watch, eat... it's only natural we also talk about who we bone.

Stop satanizing sex you puritan bastards.

Nov 24, 2009#214

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Calleja said:
We talk about what we read, watch, eat... it's only natural we also talk about who we bone.

Stop sanitizing sex you puritan bastards.

Nov 24, 2009#215

Calleja

That too. We're pooping, peeing, organic factories of dozens of fluids, smells, and gases. People have to get used to the idea that that's how our bodies work, and sex isn't a fade out into a nice fireplace.

Nov 24, 2009#216

Null

Five. I wish it was a large multiple of that number, but it isn't, and it isn't going to be.

Nov 24, 2009#217

Adammon

Calleja said:
We talk about what we read, watch, eat... it's only natural we also talk about who we bone.

Stop satanizing sex you puritan bastards.

I don't think satanizing it has anything to do with it. It's just not safe any more to have an infinite number of partners. I thought you of all people would understand that

Nov 24, 2009#218

Calleja

of course it's not... but it's also not the STD-certainty you people seem to think it is. As long as you're smart, wear a rubber and don't pick up your date from a corner, your dick is gonna be fine. People take the same risk by going to bed with YOU, it's only responsible to take care of yourself, get tested every year, etc.

Y'know... normal adult sexual behavior.

Nov 24, 2009#219

The Lovely Boehner

Calleja said:
of course it's not... but it's also not the STD-certainty you people seem to think it is. As long as you're smart, wear a rubber and don't pick up your date from a corner, your dick is gonna be fine. People take the same risk by going to bed with YOU, it's only responsible to take care of yourself, get tested every year, etc.

Y'know... normal adult sexual behavior.

You're more likely to get in a car wreck driving safely than get an STD practicing safe sex. But most people drive upwards of 10 times a week anyways!

Nov 24, 2009#220

Cajungal

^This bugs me too. I know there's a chance of getting something even when you're being safe, but as a former private school student, I had it drilled in me that if you had sex before marriage, you would probably become a disease infested (and pregnant) mess.

Nov 24, 2009#221

Gusto

Cajungal said:
^This bugs me too. I know there's a chance of getting something even when you're being safe, but as a former private school student, I had it drilled in me that if you had sex before marriage, you would probably become a disease infested (and pregnant) mess.

Oh, the South.

I was raised Catholic and even our sex ed was a little more... positive than that.

Nov 24, 2009#222

Cajungal

Gusto;304951][quote=Cajungal said:
^This bugs me too. I know there's a chance of getting something even when you're being safe, but as a former private school student, I had it drilled in me that if you had sex before marriage, you would probably become a disease infested (and pregnant) mess.

Oh, the South.

I was raised Catholic and even our sex ed was a little more... positive than that.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it can be rough down here. I had to self-educate.

Nov 24, 2009#223

fade

HEY!

Don't you dare call Louisiana the south. They're weird down here.

Nov 24, 2009#224

Cajungal

*pat pat* Ok honey, you're right. It's not the South.

Nov 24, 2009#225

Adammon

Charlie Dont Surf;304948][quote=Calleja said:
of course it's not... but it's also not the STD-certainty you people seem to think it is. As long as you're smart, wear a rubber and don't pick up your date from a corner, your dick is gonna be fine. People take the same risk by going to bed with YOU, it's only responsible to take care of yourself, get tested every year, etc.

Y'know... normal adult sexual behavior.

You're more likely to get in a car wreck driving safely than get an STD practicing safe sex. But most people drive upwards of 10 times a week anyways![/QUOTE]

Except you can fix a car. My body's a temple!

I guess I'm just trying to say to some of the lurkers or 'low-number' posters that sex is what you make of it, and it's not a game of quantity, it's a game of quality

And it DEFINITELY gets better as you get older.

Nov 24, 2009#226

Frankie Williamson

Yeah, I've basically gone from long term relationship to long term relationship since I've been sexually active. I have no problems having sex with the same person for years on end. I actually kind of prefer it, it's nice knowing what gets someone riled up in the right way without having to guess.

Dec 6, 2009#227

HowDroll

Dec 6, 2009#228

Deschain

72 females and 48 males plus half of each. There was this transvestite who thought she'd get a good laugh by tricking a guy into picking her up. Well, let's just say she never met me.

I got the last laugh.

Dec 6, 2009#229

Shegokigo

HowDroll said:
+1

Well that answers a number of questions.

Dec 6, 2009#230

The Lovely Boehner

HowDroll said:
+1

Dec 6, 2009#231

ElJuski

BOOSH!

Dec 6, 2009#232

RocketGirl

Bowielee;304636][quote=Calleja said:
ok.. I'll try with..

Hey... how YOU doin'?

My favorite line is "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

It worked exactly one time.[/QUOTE]

Someone I'm already interested in or who is at least my type on the surface would have to say it, but one that would so totally work on me is, "My teddy bear is in the wash; would YOU sleep with me tonight?"

The right girl says that to me, and it is ON. :eyebrows:

Dec 6, 2009#233

Shegokigo

RocketGirl said:
The right girl says that to me, and it is ON. :eyebrows:

I just read through your first "intro" post again, and am just laughing at the fact that yet another member of the club joins the ranks. I'm starting to think it wasn't Scott inviting us, but maybe somethingelse entirely.

Dec 7, 2009#234

Math242

yeah i think the "there are no girls on the internet"" motto was bullshit all along...In fact, there are no straight girls on the Internet.

Dec 7, 2009#235

HowDroll

Math242 said:
yeah i think the "there are no girls on the internet"" motto was bullshit all along...In fact, there are no straight girls on the Internet.

Dec 7, 2009#236

sixpackshaker

HowDroll said:
I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.

Some times you don't even realize until years later...

Dec 7, 2009#237

Math242

Zing

Dec 7, 2009#238

SeraRelm

This thread has turned so gay...

Dec 7, 2009#239

HowDroll

I haven't banged a chick yet, and there are three men out there that would tell you that I most assuredly am at least mostly straight. Ergo, for our purposes, there are straight girls on the internets.

Dec 7, 2009#240

Math242

YAY

Dec 7, 2009#241

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Math242 said:
YAY

I second this.

Dec 7, 2009#242

Shegokigo

HowDroll said:
I haven't banged a chick yet....

Dec 7, 2009#243

HowDroll

Shegokigo;310640][quote=HowDroll said:
I haven't banged a chick yet....

[/QUOTE]

Shego, if you are ever in or near Chicago, give me a call.

I mean that with 100% seriousness.

I want you to pop my lesbian cherry.

Dec 7, 2009#244

Shegokigo

HowDroll;310671][quote=Shegokigo;310640][quote=HowDroll said:
I haven't banged a chick yet....

[/QUOTE]

Shego, if you are ever in or near Chicago, give me a call.

I mean that with 100% seriousness.

I want you to pop my lesbian cherry.[/QUOTE]

PM sent.

Dec 7, 2009#245

Jake

HowDroll;310671][quote=Shegokigo;310640][quote=HowDroll said:
I haven't banged a chick yet....

[/quote]

Shego, if you are ever in or near Chicago, give me a call.

I mean that with 100% seriousness.

I want you to pop my lesbian cherry.[/QUOTE]
And if she's ever near Nashville, she's welcome to pop mine as well.

What? It's not cheating if it's with a lesbian. That's just logic.

Dec 7, 2009#246

Vytamindi

Shegokigo said:
PM sent.

Goddammit I hate it when you guys announce PMs in a public forum!!!!!!

...cause I'm all kinds of curious!

Dec 7, 2009#247

The Lovely Boehner

Vytamindi;310692][quote=Shegokigo said:
PM sent.

Goddammit I hate it when you guys announce PMs in a public forum!!!!!!

...cause I'm all kinds of curious![/QUOTE]

PM sent

Dec 7, 2009#248

RocketGirl

Shegokigo;310307][quote=RocketGirl said:
The right girl says that to me, and it is ON. :eyebrows:

I just read through your first "intro" post again, and am just laughing at the fact that yet another member of the club joins the ranks.[/quote]

Why...how many lesbians ARE there on this board?

I'm starting to think it wasn't Scott inviting us, but maybe somethingelse entirely.

Well, I only found out about this place cuzza Angels 2200...

Dec 7, 2009#249

ElJuski

Shegokigo;310678][quote=HowDroll;310671][quote=Shegokigo;310640][quote=HowDroll said:
I haven't banged a chick yet....

[/QUOTE]

Shego, if you are ever in or near Chicago, give me a call.

I mean that with 100% seriousness.

I want you to pop my lesbian cherry.[/QUOTE]

PM sent.[/QUOTE]

I also live in Chicago and want to see this go down. JUST SAYIN

Dec 7, 2009#250

Vytamindi

I will be in the Chicago area from the 18th - 26th.

Dec 7, 2009#251

Shegokigo

RocketGirl said:
Why...how many lesbians ARE there on this board?

Almost as many as there are straight women (or used to be a while back). Now it's problem a 1-5 ratio.

Dec 7, 2009#252

ThatGrinningIdiot!

After reading the last couple of posts, I just had to get up and walk around in circles for half an hour just to tire myself out. Thanks alot! :angry:

Damnit! It's not effective. Since I am at work, I can't go to my bunk. *grumble *grumble

Dec 7, 2009#253

HowDroll

Vytamindi said:
I will be in the Chicago area from the 18th - 26th.

Seriously?! Where? We should totally hang out.

Dec 7, 2009#254

Dave

I'm not supposed to be in Chicago any time soon but damn me if I don't want to!

I keep wanting to take my wife to the Palmer House Hilton. That's where I stayed on my business trip before I started this here joint. It were nice.

Dec 7, 2009#255

Bubble181

Shegokigo;310793][quote=RocketGirl said:
Why...how many lesbians ARE there on this board?

Almost as many as there are straight women (or used to be a while back). Now it's problem a 1-5 ratio.[/QUOTE]

Just counting the regulars...There's you, Amy, Ame (well, she's pan, but that counts, right?), Sera, makare vs Cajun, Vyta, WildSoul, LittleSin, HowDroll, Lally and Laurelai.
I don't have the impression all that many new members are straight females that the balance'd suddenly skew to 5-to-1 :confused:

Dec 7, 2009#256

TotalFusionOne

This thread makes me lose faith in my life.

Dec 7, 2009#257

ThatGrinningIdiot!

TotalFusionOne said:
This thread makes me lose faith in my life.

Care to elaborate?

Dec 7, 2009#258

TotalFusionOne

BlackCrossCrusader;311002][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
This thread makes me lose faith in my life.

Care to elaborate?[/QUOTE]

Not really. Just an emo post.

Dec 7, 2009#259

ThatGrinningIdiot!

TotalFusionOne;311004][quote=BlackCrossCrusader;311002][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
This thread makes me lose faith in my life.

Care to elaborate?[/QUOTE]

Not really. Just an emo post.[/QUOTE]

In that case; quiet you.

Dec 7, 2009#260

TotalFusionOne

BlackCrossCrusader;311010][quote=TotalFusionOne;311004][quote=BlackCrossCrusader;311002][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
This thread makes me lose faith in my life.

Dec 7, 2009#261

ThatGrinningIdiot!

TotalFusionOne;311017][quote=BlackCrossCrusader;311010][quote=TotalFusionOne;311004][quote=BlackCrossCrusader;311002][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
This thread makes me lose faith in my life.

Care to elaborate?[/QUOTE]

Not really. Just an emo post.[/QUOTE]

In that case; quiet you.[/QUOTE]

You can't stop the signal, Mal.

Also: Just found out a recent ex went Lesbian two guys after me. But it looks like it might be lesbian phase, not lesbian. So we're good.[/QUOTE]

Hmm. There's this woman who claims to be lesbian, but I swear I'm always a step away from sealing the deal whenever we're out drinking.

Dec 7, 2009#262

Calleja

Take the step, then, man

Dec 7, 2009#263

drawn_inward

PM Received!

Dec 7, 2009#264

Vytamindi

HowDroll;310916][quote=Vytamindi said:
I will be in the Chicago area from the 18th - 26th.

Seriously?! Where? We should totally hang out.[/QUOTE]
Going to Ft. Wayne, IN to visit boyfriend's family and it's only three hours away. Making him take me on a day trip then!

Dec 7, 2009#265

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Calleja said:
Take the step, then, man

I will, but not yet. I enjoy teasing her too much.

Dec 7, 2009#266

TotalFusionOne

BlackCrossCrusader;311039][quote=Calleja said:
Take the step, then, man

I will, but not yet. I enjoy teasing her too much.[/QUOTE]

HIYO

Dec 7, 2009#267

Kitty Sinatra

Bubble181;310929][quote=Shegokigo;310793][quote=RocketGirl said:
Why...how many lesbians ARE there on this board?

[/QUOTE]

makare's gay? WildSoul's straight? Huh.

Halforum, I don't know who you are.

Dec 7, 2009#268

Wasabi Poptart

Gruebeard;311099][quote=Bubble181;310929][quote=Shegokigo;310793][quote=RocketGirl said:
Why...how many lesbians ARE there on this board?

[/QUOTE]

makare's gay? WildSoul's straight? Huh.

Halforum, I don't know who you are.[/QUOTE]

You didn't think I'm straight? rofl

Dec 7, 2009#269

TotalFusionOne

Wait the person with a flogging molly icon is a girl?

I... I don't know what to believe anymore. But I'm sitting in my bar at the moment and just popped flogging molly on the jukebox before I saw this comment.

Dec 7, 2009#270

Kitty Sinatra

And I'm watching Big Bang Theory right now. This is a sign that we - you, me and WildSoul - should have a threesome.

Dec 7, 2009#271

TotalFusionOne

Judging from the posts I'm down with you, Grue. I'll have to read more of Wildsouls to find out.

Dec 7, 2009#272

Chippy

Bubble181;310929][quote=Shegokigo;310793][quote=RocketGirl said:
Why...how many lesbians ARE there on this board?

[/QUOTE]

makare's not a lesbian.

Dec 7, 2009#273

Wasabi Poptart

TotalFusionOne said:
Wait the person with a flogging molly icon is a girl?

I... I don't know what to believe anymore. But I'm sitting in my bar at the moment and just popped flogging molly on the jukebox before I saw this comment.

I'm more than a mere girl. I am 100% all woman. And I'm a mommy.

Dec 7, 2009#274

Shegokigo

A Flogging Mommy?

:rimshot:

Dec 7, 2009#275

Cajungal

Dec 7, 2009#276

TotalFusionOne

Wildsoul;311155][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
Wait the person with a flogging molly icon is a girl?

I... I don't know what to believe anymore. But I'm sitting in my bar at the moment and just popped flogging molly on the jukebox before I saw this comment.

I'm more than a mere girl. I am 100% all woman. And I'm a mommy.

[/QUOTE]

Psh when you're as old as I am (26) they're all girls to ya.

And I'm a daddy. So that would work out. Grue, we might have action.

Dec 8, 2009#277

Shegokigo

TotalFusionOne said:
Psh when you're as old as I am (26) they're all girls to ya.

Dec 8, 2009#278

RocketGirl

TotalFusionOne said:
Psh when you're as old as I am (26) they're all girls to ya.

Dec 8, 2009#279

ElJuski

I really annoyed at people < 50 complaining about their age.

Dec 8, 2009#280

Cajungal

ElJuski said:
I really annoyed at people < 50 complaining about their age.

*operatic voice* THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

Dec 8, 2009#281

RocketGirl

ElJuski said:
I really annoyed at people < 50 complaining about their age.

Hell, I'm pretty secure in my age...I'm just really grumpy at the folks who think I shouldn't be an' try to make me feel as old as they do. What's up wi' dat? :suspicious:

Dec 8, 2009#282

TotalFusionOne

.... Okay well I'm sorry for feeling like I'm old. I'll try to keep my opinion to myself

(However girls age slower than guys so 34 year old girl is like a 19 year old boy imho)

Dec 8, 2009#283

Calleja

.........wow

Dec 8, 2009#284

Kitty Sinatra

TotalFusionOne said:
34 year old girl is like a 19 year old boy

dear god no. 34 year old women are hawt*. 19 year old boys are not.

*the hawt ones are hawt. The ugly ones are ugly.

Dec 8, 2009#285

Bowielee

RocketGirl;311231][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
Psh when you're as old as I am (26) they're all girls to ya.

Why does everyone conspire to try to make me feel old? I'm less than eight days from turning 34, and it seems like everyone and their frickin' HAMSTER is all, "Gawds, don't you feel old?"

Or it's people way younger than me goin', "Gawrsh, I feel frickin' ancient! Don't you?"

...an' all I can think is, "Yanno what...? No, I really don't." Izz'ere sumfin' wrong with me, that I don't feel elderly yet, or does the world just have unrealistic expectations for when we're supposed to go all decrepit? :suspicious:[/QUOTE]

I'm turning 34 in December as well, and I feel as young as I ever did. Just a bit creakier in the joints.

I actually think my physical age is starting to catch up to my mental age. I was a pretty mature youngster.

Dec 8, 2009#286

Vytamindi

It hit me yesterday that I am a freaking teacher... after working here for almost three years! Only 25, but DAMN I would not be surprised if I found gray hairs.

As appropriate as this is to the topic at hand, I feel very strange mentioning my profession in a thread of this title ^.^

Dec 8, 2009#287

sixpackshaker

Everyone I work with keep thinking that I am 25 or younger.
I'll walk in and get, "How are you doing?"
"I am doing well for a man my age."
Normally gets a giggle out of people. Then they reply,
"No, really, how old are you?"
"40"
"Oh...."

Dec 8, 2009#288

Chazwozel

sixpackshaker said:
Everyone I work with keep thinking that I am 25 or younger.
I'll walk in and get, "How are you doing?"
"I am doing well for a man my age."
Normally gets a giggle out of people. Then they reply,
"No, really, how old are you?"
"40"
"Oh...."

How old are you man? 25?

I'm 40.

Holy shit man, you've got to get on deck.

Dec 8, 2009#289

Bubble181

I got the opposite. Most people guess my age around 35, while I'm 24. Oh well.

Dec 8, 2009#290

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Bubble181 said:
I got the opposite. Most people guess my age around 35, while I'm 24. Oh well.

People think I'm six years younger than I actually am.

Dec 8, 2009#291

Wasabi Poptart

TotalFusionOne;311216][quote=Wildsoul;311155][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
Wait the person with a flogging molly icon is a girl?

I... I don't know what to believe anymore. But I'm sitting in my bar at the moment and just popped flogging molly on the jukebox before I saw this comment.

I'm more than a mere girl. I am 100% all woman. And I'm a mommy.

[/QUOTE]

Psh when you're as old as I am (26) they're all girls to ya.

And I'm a daddy. So that would work out. Grue, we might have action.[/QUOTE]
LOL! Age is just a number. I'm 12 years older than you. People think I'm 26 though and I don't bother correcting them.
As for this ménage à trois, I like 'em young (my husband's 6 years younger than me), but I do need to draw the line somewhere. Plus there is that whole marriage thing that puts a damper on it for me.

Dec 8, 2009#292

Jay

Halforums... now with 64% more lesbians!

Dec 8, 2009#293

fade

Yeah, I get carded for glue at wal-mart. I was cursed with a baby face. It actually hurts in my career. People don't take you seriously unless you look grizzled. Plus, when age finally does catch up to a baby faced person, he tends to look like a deflated balloon.

Dec 8, 2009#294

RocketGirl

sixpackshaker said:
Everyone I work with keep thinking that I am 25 or younger.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

I'm turning 34 in December as well, and I feel as young as I ever did. Just a bit creakier in the joints.

I actually think my physical age is starting to catch up to my mental age. I was a pretty mature youngster.

Ah, see, mentally I think I'm still about 9. Tops.

Dec 8, 2009#295

Adammon

I'm the youngest manager in my company, however it's been noted on many occasions that I act well beyond my years. So much so that my age is an ongoing joke. The CEO calls me "Boy Wonder", my boss calls me "grasshopper", etc.

I gave a talk at a financial symposium in Vancouver on generational marketing and the 'young people' they had on a panel all were a good 5-6 years older than I was. Hell, the Young Leaders group I belong to is defined as "25-40", that's the kind of industry I'm in.
Bleh.

Dec 8, 2009#296

Silver Jelly

everybody has always thought I'm 5-10 years older than I actually am. Overweight, baldness, beard, beahviour... everything counts.

Dec 8, 2009#297

HowDroll

People generally think I'm either far older or far younger. Like, high school age or mid-late twenties. People ask me all the time if my (babyfaced, very short) 14 year old brother is my son.

Dec 8, 2009#298

SeraRelm

I'm 96. People tell me I look very young for my age. My breasts don't sag quite as far as Dave's, but I still accidentally knee them if I get my brittle bones up to a swift walk.

Dec 8, 2009#299

Bubble181

You don't look a day over 80, dear.

RocketGirl; if you're mentally 9, some of our comments towards you becoe quite creepy >_>

Dec 8, 2009#300

RocketGirl

Bubble181 said:
RocketGirl; if you're mentally 9, some of our comments towards you becoe quite creepy >_>

"9 tops," is what I said.

And, hey, "creepy" is par f' d' course over here. I'm used to it.

Dec 8, 2009#301

sixpackshaker

Poor Iaculus, guilt by mistaken identity...

/needs Elvis pic here.

Dec 8, 2009#302

Adammon

sixpackshaker said:
Poor Iaculus, guilt by mistaken identity...

/needs Elvis pic here.

Dec 8, 2009#303

Null

Some of us are creepy over the internet. But at least we're not watching you type through your window.

Dec 8, 2009#304

Shegokigo

Lying Bastard said:
Some of us are creepy over the internet. But at least we're not watching you type through your window.

Hey!

Dec 8, 2009#305

Null

Well, after you added a spotlight it got a lot easier to spot you out there, Sheki.

Dec 8, 2009#306

Gusto

Lally ain't gay either.

Dec 8, 2009#307

Shegokigo

Lying Bastard said:
Well, after you added a spotlight it got a lot easier to spot you out there, Sheki.

Actually the spotlight is a divers.... wait a minute.

Dec 8, 2009#308

Calleja

Juski LOOKS like a lady, but I don't think he's a lesbian either.

i THINK

Dec 8, 2009#309

RocketGirl

Amorous Vyxen said:
Have you met Iaculus?

Ommina go with 'no'; whointheheck is that?

Lying Bastard said:
Some of us are creepy over the internet. But at least we're not watching you type through your window.

...stay in view, please.

Dec 8, 2009#310

Kitty Sinatra

Iaculus is a poster here who we humourously mistake for a former poster named Icarus, who we drove off because we didn't approve of his past relationship with a 14 year old girl when he was like 23 or something.

Dec 8, 2009#311

Null

See, that's exactly the opposite of what I was going for.

And yes, Icarus was a pedo who was surprised at the lack of tolerance for skeezy child molesters.

Dec 8, 2009#312

ThatGrinningIdiot!

RocketGirl;311847][quote=Amorous Vyxen said:
Have you met Iaculus?

Ommina go with 'no'; whointheheck is that?
[/QUOTE]

Iaculus is often mistaking for Icarus; whom has openly admitted to having a relationship with a under-aged girl. His sad justification of his relationship as well as the timely picture of Elvis by SeraRelm have made that instance both disgusting and lulzy.

Edit: :ninja:

Dec 8, 2009#313

Kitty Sinatra

BlackCrossCrusader said:
Edit:

Dec 8, 2009#314

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Gruebeard;311860][quote=BlackCrossCrusader said:
Edit:

Huh. I wonder what it says about me that of our three explanations of the Iaculus/Icarus thing, I come off as judging the forum's treatment of Icarus instead of judging Icarus himself as both of you did.[/QUOTE]

You may have a point. Other than his confession, there's no evidence to substantiate that he was indeed involved with an under-aged girl. It wasn't my intent to judge him though, just to report what I've witnessed.

I would say that you have a balanced mind for reporting, you'd probably do well in journalism.

Dec 8, 2009#315

Kitty Sinatra

Oh, I think I wrote that poorly. I wasn't trying to get on your case for judging the guy. I think he deserves a fair bit of judging. I just realized it was interesting that I was judging our treatment of him.

I do kinda think we ganged up on him too harshly. Well, "harshly" the way words from anonymous internet forumites can be harsh

---------- Post added at 12:45 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:43 AM ----------

Oh, and your judgment on him was quite minor. It was just the phrase "sad justification"

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