Halforums Game: Member Rumors!

[Shegokigo]

Much like the Family Guy "Make Up A Rumor About Rob Schnider" gag, I say we have a little game about fellow forumites: Create a completely absurd rumor about someone here and share with others!


"I heard Howdroll loves it when you call her Flamingo Baby in the bedroom. Something to do with a sexual event she had as a Zoo Volunteer a few years back."

 

[ElJuski]

One time Gusto killed a duck and drank its blood for sexual power.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

That Gruebeard fellow is gay for Bubble.

 

[Bonhomme Richard]

I hear GasBandit has a shrine to Obama in his bedroom closet.

 

[Shegokigo]

I hear GasBasndit has a shrine to Obama in his bedroom closet.

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[doomdragon6]

I hear Shego is actually a decent human being.

 

[Bowielee]

I heard that Dave is actually a twelve year old body builder.

 

[Dave]

Bowielee is a notorious womanizer. He plays a gay guy on the boards because he wants to attract hags that will try and "change" him. He uses them and then tells them that he didn't like it and has gone back to men. He also tells them that because of what happened he can no longer bear to look at them because he feels so ashamed. Then he moves on to the next woman and starts it all over again.

 

[Laurelai]

I heard the other day that Chazwozel was considering taking up ballroom dancing. He has the gown and shoes, now all he needs is a partner that is taller than him.

 

[Krisken]

doomdragon6 has a degree in astrology. In fact, when you see those commercials for psychic hotlines, you are really calling doomdragon6.

 

[makare]

I heard Krisken sleeps with his miniatures and makes his spectral wife sleep on the couch.

 

[Dave]

I heard Krisken sleeps with his miniatures and makes his spectral wife sleep on the couch.

I've heard makare secretly loves to have the M in her name capitalized, but nobody ever has the balls to do it.

Right, Makare?

 

[Shegokigo]

I hear that Cajun's boyfriend is back and you're all gonna be in trouble.

 

[Adam]

I hear Adammon has split personalities and often blacks out while posting here.

 

[Dave]

I hear that Cajun's boyfriend is black and you're all gonna be in trouble.

That's just rude, Shego. I've heard you were racist but I never thought I'd see it.

 

[makare]

I heard Dave is a closet emotional masochist and secretly loves it when things go awry.

 

[Dave]

I heard Dave is a closet emotional masochist and secretly loves it when things go awry.

They said FALSE rumors. You need to learn to play the game.

 

[makare]

my bad

 

[LittleSin]

No..must...resist...dragging up the past...CAN'T!

I heard the Icalus just LOVES cougars...and they love him.

 

[drawn_inward]

I heard that Dave cries at every wedding reception he attends. Big softy.

 

[Jay]

A reliable source reports to have seen HowDroll and Cajungal leaving Motel 83 last night. Shegokigo was seen skulking in the alley feeling wounded and brandishing a butterknife. More news to follow.

 

[BananaHands]

I can keep this a secret no longer...

HowDroll is actually ElJuski's alt.

 

[Dave]

Bananahands is not just a name he really has banana hands!!

 

[Hylian]

I hear that Dave is really an 80 year old woman that lives by herself with 7 cats.

 

[Wahad]

I hear that Dave is really an 80 year old woman that lives by herself with 7 cats.

And Zenmonkey is really an old man with flappy hooties?

 

[Bowielee]

Bananahands is not just a name he really has banana hands!!

Note to self:
Change screen name to Humungous Johnson.

Anywho....

I hear that Shego loves to wear pink bunny slippers and volunteers at a kitten ranch.

 

[BananaHands]

Bananahands is not just a name he really has banana hands!!

:sad:

Do you know how hard it is to type with giant banana fingers?

 

[Dave]

I hear that Dave is really an 80 year old woman that lives by herself with 7 cats.

Me.

 

[Shegokigo]

Did you guys know, Charliedontsurf is actually President of the Michael Bay fanclub?

 

[LittleSin]

Did you guys know, Charliedontsurf is actually President of the Michael Bay fanclub?

I heard it was Uwe Boll.

 

[Shannow]

I thought he was the adopted child in their secret gay relationship?

 

[Baerdog]

I heard Transformers 2 was CDS's favorite movie.

 

[Hylian]

I heard that Shannow actually dresses up like Dr. Doom just so he can swoosh his cape like in his avatar.

 

[LittleSin]

I heard that Shannow actually dresses up like Dr. Doom just so he can swoosh his cape like in his avatar.

I heard that half the people in this forum has swooshed a cape at some point.

That or wore a flowy skirt and did that thing where you spin around really fast so that it poofs outwards.

 

[Krisken]

I heard baerdog7 used to raid his mothers garbage for disposed egg cartons and toilet paper rolls to build "inventions" in an effort to contact aliens, which he believed exchanged him with another baby the last time they were here. He hopes to contact them soon.