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Halforums Game: Member Rumors!

Nov 9, 2009#1

Shegokigo

Much like the Family Guy "Make Up A Rumor About Rob Schnider" gag, I say we have a little game about fellow forumites: Create a completely absurd rumor about someone here and share with others!

"I heard Howdroll loves it when you call her Flamingo Baby in the bedroom. Something to do with a sexual event she had as a Zoo Volunteer a few years back."

Nov 9, 2009#2

ElJuski

One time Gusto killed a duck and drank its blood for sexual power.

Nov 9, 2009#3

Kitty Sinatra

That Gruebeard fellow is gay for Bubble.

Nov 9, 2009#4

Bonhomme Richard

I hear GasBandit has a shrine to Obama in his bedroom closet.

Nov 9, 2009#5

Shegokigo

Bonhomme Richard said:
I hear GasBasndit has a shrine to Obama in his bedroom closet.

Nov 9, 2009#6

doomdragon6

I hear Shego is actually a decent human being.

Nov 9, 2009#7

Bowielee

I heard that Dave is actually a twelve year old body builder.

Nov 9, 2009#8

Dave

Bowielee is a notorious womanizer. He plays a gay guy on the boards because he wants to attract hags that will try and "change" him. He uses them and then tells them that he didn't like it and has gone back to men. He also tells them that because of what happened he can no longer bear to look at them because he feels so ashamed. Then he moves on to the next woman and starts it all over again.

Nov 9, 2009#9

Laurelai

I heard the other day that Chazwozel was considering taking up ballroom dancing. He has the gown and shoes, now all he needs is a partner that is taller than him.

Nov 9, 2009#10

Krisken

doomdragon6 has a degree in astrology. In fact, when you see those commercials for psychic hotlines, you are really calling doomdragon6.

Nov 9, 2009#11

makare

I heard Krisken sleeps with his miniatures and makes his spectral wife sleep on the couch.

Nov 9, 2009#12

Dave

makare1 said:
I heard Krisken sleeps with his miniatures and makes his spectral wife sleep on the couch.

I've heard makare secretly loves to have the M in her name capitalized, but nobody ever has the balls to do it.

Right, Makare?

Nov 9, 2009#13

Shegokigo

I hear that Cajun's boyfriend is back and you're all gonna be in trouble.

Nov 9, 2009#14

Adammon

I hear Adammon has split personalities and often blacks out while posting here.

Nov 9, 2009#15

Dave

Shegokigo said:
I hear that Cajun's boyfriend is black and you're all gonna be in trouble.

That's just rude, Shego. I've heard you were racist but I never thought I'd see it.

Nov 9, 2009#16

makare

I heard Dave is a closet emotional masochist and secretly loves it when things go awry.

Nov 9, 2009#17

Dave

makare1 said:
I heard Dave is a closet emotional masochist and secretly loves it when things go awry.

They said FALSE rumors. You need to learn to play the game.

Nov 9, 2009#18

makare

my bad

Nov 9, 2009#19

LittleSin

No..must...resist...dragging up the past...CAN'T!

I heard the Icalus just LOVES cougars...and they love him.

Nov 9, 2009#20

drawn_inward

I heard that Dave cries at every wedding reception he attends. Big softy.

Nov 9, 2009#21

Jay

A reliable source reports to have seen HowDroll and Cajungal leaving Motel 83 last night. Shegokigo was seen skulking in the alley feeling wounded and brandishing a butterknife. More news to follow.

Nov 9, 2009#22

BananaHands

I can keep this a secret no longer...

HowDroll is actually ElJuski's alt.

Nov 9, 2009#23

Dave

Bananahands is not just a name he really has banana hands!!

Nov 9, 2009#24

Hylian

I hear that Dave is really an 80 year old woman that lives by herself with 7 cats.

Nov 9, 2009#25

Wahad

hylian said:
I hear that Dave is really an 80 year old woman that lives by herself with 7 cats.

And Zenmonkey is really an old man with flappy hooties?

Nov 9, 2009#26

Bowielee

Dave said:
Bananahands is not just a name he really has banana hands!!

Note to self:
Change screen name to Humungous Johnson.

Anywho....

I hear that Shego loves to wear pink bunny slippers and volunteers at a kitten ranch.

Nov 9, 2009#27

BananaHands

Dave said:
Bananahands is not just a name he really has banana hands!!

:sad:

Do you know how hard it is to type with giant banana fingers?

Nov 9, 2009#28

Dave

hylian said:
I hear that Dave is really an 80 year old woman that lives by herself with 7 cats.

Me.

Nov 9, 2009#29

Shegokigo

Did you guys know, Charliedontsurf is actually President of the Michael Bay fanclub?

Nov 9, 2009#30

LittleSin

Shegokigo said:
Did you guys know, Charliedontsurf is actually President of the Michael Bay fanclub?

I heard it was Uwe Boll.

Nov 9, 2009#31

Shannow

I thought he was the adopted child in their secret gay relationship?

Nov 9, 2009#32

Baerdog

I heard Transformers 2 was CDS's favorite movie.

Nov 9, 2009#33

Hylian

I heard that Shannow actually dresses up like Dr. Doom just so he can swoosh his cape like in his avatar.

Nov 9, 2009#34

LittleSin

hylian said:
I heard that Shannow actually dresses up like Dr. Doom just so he can swoosh his cape like in his avatar.

I heard that half the people in this forum has swooshed a cape at some point.

That or wore a flowy skirt and did that thing where you spin around really fast so that it poofs outwards.

Nov 9, 2009#35

Krisken

I heard baerdog7 used to raid his mothers garbage for disposed egg cartons and toilet paper rolls to build "inventions" in an effort to contact aliens, which he believed exchanged him with another baby the last time they were here. He hopes to contact them soon.

Nov 9, 2009#36

Baerdog

Krisken said:
I heard baerdog7 used to raid his mothers garbage for disposed egg cartons and toilet paper rolls to build "inventions" in an effort to contact aliens, which he believed exchanged him with another baby the last time they were here. He hopes to contact them soon.

That would actually explain quite a lot.

*wanders off to find some egg cartons and paper rolls*

Nov 9, 2009#37

LordRavage

Old woman?

I heard Dave was a 16 year old girl with alot of time on her hands.

I dont know what to believe anymore.....Im going back to church!

Nov 9, 2009#38

Dave

Impure Vyxen said:
Last I heard Dave was setting up www.halfora.com to get a drama free version of the board. Invite only.

It would almost be worth the $7 to set a site up, throw on a phpBB forum and lock it down so nobody could get in. Then sit back and watch people's heads explode.

Nov 9, 2009#39

Hylian

I heard that Dave is really pocketing $300 a month off of this site by selling our private data

Nov 9, 2009#40

Dave

hylian said:
I heard that Dave is really pocketing $300 a month off of this site by selling our private data

COULD I? Whoa. I could really use that new dryer...

Nov 9, 2009#41

LordRavage

I heard Dave is trying to get a new dryer!

Nov 9, 2009#42

Kitty Sinatra

Dave;294793][quote=Impure Vyxen said:
Last I heard Dave was setting up www.halfora.com to get a drama free version of the board. Invite only.

It would almost be worth the $7 to set a site up, throw on a phpBB forum and lock it down so nobody could get in. Then sit back and watch people's heads explode.[/QUOTE]

Now you know what to do with your friend's website. The friend you murdered.

Nov 9, 2009#43

Vytamindi

I hear that Cajun Girl can't really cook. She has a small Acadian woman who lives in her guest bathroom.

And she fucked all of Cowboy Mouth! :rofl:

Nov 9, 2009#44

Dusty668

I heard that hylian has never actually seen the series Firefly or the movie Serenity because of all the time he spends on the Twilight fanfic he is writing.

Nov 9, 2009#45

Cajungal

Dave;294682][quote=Shegokigo said:
I hear that Cajun's boyfriend is black and you're all gonna be in trouble.

That's just rude, Shego. I've heard you were racist but I never thought I'd see it.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

---------- Post added at 05:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:02 PM ----------

Vytamindi said:
And she fucked all of Cowboy Mouth!

Including their new lady bass player?

....

aranoid:

---------- Post added at 05:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:05 PM ----------

So did you hear? Darkaudit proposed and Gasbandit said YES! ^_^

Nov 9, 2009#46

Gusto

Dave is pregnant, and YOU'RE the father!

Nov 9, 2009#47

Shegokigo

Nov 9, 2009#48

Kitty Sinatra

Le Quack has thrice failed the entrance testing for the police academy.

Nov 9, 2009#49

Cajungal

Kissinger and Charlie are the same per..... o wait, we did that one.

Nov 9, 2009#50

Kitty Sinatra

Impure Vyxen said:
I heard it was 950 times?

is that not what "thrice" means? huh.

Nov 9, 2009#51

Steven Soderburgin

Cajungal said:
Kissinger and Charlie are the same per..... o wait, we did that one.

lol

Nov 9, 2009#52

Hylian

I heard that Cajungal deals in selling kidnapped babies for food.

Nov 9, 2009#53

JONJONAUG

I heard that Chaz is secretly stockpiling superviruses and plans to hold the world for ransom.

Nov 9, 2009#54

Gurpel

Gruebeard;294865][quote=Impure Vyxen said:
I heard it was 950 times?

is that not what "thrice" means? huh.[/QUOTE]

THINGS GRUEBEARD DOESNT GET
airline food
2001 a space Odyssey
over/unders
"thrice"

laid

(alas i lack the moral fortitude of kissinger)

Nov 9, 2009#55

Bubble181

I heard someone mention that GreenLantern totally has the hots for Shego.

Nov 9, 2009#56

The Lovely Boehner

LittleSin;294731][quote=Shegokigo said:
Did you guys know, Charliedontsurf is actually President of the Michael Bay fanclub?

I heard it was Uwe Boll.[/QUOTE]

I own 3 Uwe Boll movies. He's fucking hilarious.

Nov 9, 2009#57

Bubble181

In the parking lot, I overheard Ame talking about how hot she thought Chaz was.

Nov 9, 2009#58

General Specific

Ross is an AI designed to play forum games until he/it holds all of the trophies.

Nov 9, 2009#59

HCGLNS

Just between you and me, Gruebeards icon is really a Canadian hedgehog. True story.

Nov 9, 2009#60

Gusto

Impure Vyxen said:
When I walked past the water cooler I heard someone say that Gusto is in fact Tinwhistler's illegitimate son.

I had to kill that duck so that I could attempt to match my insufferable father's sexual prowess...

Err...

I deny everything.

Nov 9, 2009#61

Bubble181

Impure Vyxen said:
I overheard through the grapevine that Bubbles was complaining to Silver Jelly that Chazwozel was paying too much attention to me instead of him.

Of course. I had to ban him after that.

I picked up somewhere that General Specific is actually vaguely precise most of the time.

Nov 9, 2009#62

Bubble181

Ame is actually Mother Superior of the Convent of Saint-Mary-on-the-Hills in Edinburgh.

Nov 9, 2009#63

strawman

Gusto's birth name is ennui.

Nov 9, 2009#64

Cajungal

Allen's a member of Noisy Folks Anonymous

Nov 9, 2009#65

MindDetective

Word is that Halforums.com is really a forum-bot with only one real human user.

Nov 9, 2009#66

Adammon

MindDetective said:
Word is that Halforums.com is really a forum-bot with only one real human user.

And that one real human user lurks!

Nov 9, 2009#67

Bubble181

Stienman is actually a sad, lonely, 65-year-old virgin with a restraining order to stay away from any and all children.

Nov 9, 2009#68

HCGLNS

Shego is really a domestic goddess with two adorable children. Their father is rumoured to be a fellow forumite, who he is though is a closely buried secret.

Nov 9, 2009#69

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Dave is the only real human user of this forum, we're all figments of his imagination!

Nov 9, 2009#70

Laurelai

The other night Silver Jelly told me that Calleja was in rehab

Nov 9, 2009#71

MindDetective

I heard that the person who tagged this thread "purple monkey dishwasher" did so when he or she exploded from pure awesomeness.

Nov 9, 2009#72

Cajungal

Laurelai said:
The other night Silver Jelly told me that Calleja was in rehab

That's not true, but he IS saving himself for marriage.

Nov 9, 2009#73

Cheesy1

I heard from a friend, who was told by his cousin, who said she heard it from her college professor, who was said he found out from his bank teller, who overheard it while at her hair salon that North Ranger is actually a skinny, hairless black guy from South Africa! Let your mind wrap around that for bit! :tinfoil3:

Nov 9, 2009#74

General Specific

MindDetective said:
I heard that the person who tagged this thread "purple monkey dishwasher" did so when he or she exploded from pure awesomeness.

*pulls self back together*

Nov 9, 2009#75

Kitty Sinatra

Impure Vyxen;295001][quote=Amorous Eyes said:
Meow!

Hiss[/QUOTE]

Oh my. There's two of them. *swoon*

Nov 9, 2009#76

Bubble181

Impure Vyxen;295001][quote=Amorous Eyes;294997][quote=Impure Vyxen;294994][quote=Bubble181 said:
Ame is actually Mother Superior of the Convent of Saint-Mary-on-the-Hills in Edinburgh.

XD

Last I heard Ame was in fact locked up in my cellar.[/QUOTE]

That's not true. I'm right here, bitch!

Last I heard you were banging guys and girls left and right![/QUOTE]

Rumors, dear. Rumors only.

I overheard Dave say he was gonna permaban you anyway.
....loser.[/QUOTE]

Damn straight. Stuck-up bitch. You're much more fun.

...I'm not sure who told me, but I got the impression that, in fact, CajunGal is Mr. ZenMonkey.

Nov 9, 2009#77

Cajungal

Bubble181 said:
CajunGal is Mr. ZenMonkey.

It's true. If you look at their wedding photos from just the right angle, that's totally me.

Nov 9, 2009#78

Laurelai

Cajungal;295003][quote=Laurelai said:
The other night Silver Jelly told me that Calleja was in rehab

That's not true, but he IS saving himself for marriage.[/QUOTE]

Nuh uh- Ame told me that was JCM

/neener on

Nov 9, 2009#79

The Lovely Boehner

Shego actually is the proud owner of a Build-a-bear workshop store in a large mall.

Nov 9, 2009#80

Cajungal

Laurelai;295014][quote=Cajungal;295003][quote=Laurelai said:
The other night Silver Jelly told me that Calleja was in rehab

Nov 9, 2009#81

Bubble181

Impure Vyxen;295020][quote=Cajungal;295018][quote=Laurelai;295014][quote=Cajungal;295003][quote=Laurelai said:
The other night Silver Jelly told me that Calleja was in rehab

That's not true, but he IS saving himself for marriage.[/QUOTE]

Nuh uh- Ame told me that was JCM

/neener on[/QUOTE]

Nooooo, JCM is the joint best man at the Gasbandit/Darkaudit wedding however. I don't know where you're hearing your shit, lady![/QUOTE]

That takes guts, considering the brief passionate love affair Gasbandit and JCM had all those years ago.[/QUOTE]

Wasn't that Invader and JCM?

Nov 9, 2009#82

Cajungal

I dunno, man, all 4 of em were always in a big man-love cluster anyway...

Nov 9, 2009#83

Bubble181

Man-Love? Wait, are we talking about the same JCM? Didn't she have breast implants like 6 months ago?

Nov 9, 2009#84

Laurelai

And *that's* how GasBandit got pregnant

Nov 9, 2009#85

Cajungal

Too bad Vyta stole his baby and sold it to me to sell for food. :confused:

Nov 9, 2009#86

Gusto

Cajungal said:
Too bad Vyta stole his baby and sold it to me to sell for food.

Thanks again for saving the blood for me.

Nov 9, 2009#87

Calleja

Cajungal said:
That's not true, but he IS saving himself for marriage.

I *WAS* but I got raped in rehab :tear:

Nov 9, 2009#88

Biardo

I heard North Ranger really is from Sweden and that saunas are not his cup of tea

Nov 9, 2009#89

Bubble181

Calleja isn't participating in this because he considers this a SSATPP thread

...damn, ninja'd

Nov 9, 2009#90

HCGLNS

Gusto is really Ron Goldman.

Nov 9, 2009#91

Bubble181

I've heard it said that Fade, drawn_inward and MindDetective all work at the same lab, and they're just constantly playing us to feel smug about it.

Nov 9, 2009#92

Calleja

I heard somewhere that Bubble181 is actually the only one and created 180 other personae so he could say he had friends.

Nov 9, 2009#93

Gusto

Calleja said:
I heard somewhere that Bubble181 is actually the only one and created 180 other personae so he could say he had friends.

Great, now Bubble's gonna create 180 alt accounts.

Nov 9, 2009#94

Bubble181

Gusto;295042][quote=Calleja said:
I heard somewhere that Bubble181 is actually the only one and created 180 other personae so he could say he had friends.

Great, now Bubble's gonna create 180 alt accounts.[/QUOTE]

Gonna?

I heard it said that Gusto was the guy featured in the Fapsmith motivational posters.

Nov 9, 2009#95

Gusto

Ice cold Bubs.

Nov 9, 2009#96

Calleja

I heard moss is WELSH

Nov 9, 2009#97

TotalFusionOne

I hear that Ross routinely jerks it to stormchasers.

No, seriously. I hear that.

Nov 9, 2009#98

Bubble181

Gusto said:
Ice cold Bubs.

Sorry. Still not as bad as what Biardo said about Northie, though.

I've seen pictures that would indicate that Dave is actually Garbledina's father.

Nov 9, 2009#99

Hylian

I heard Dave is still using Windows 95

Nov 9, 2009#100

Shegokigo

Charlie Dont Surf said:
Shego actually is the proud owner of a Build-a-bear workshop store in a large mall.

Nov 9, 2009#101

MindDetective

Bubble181 said:
I've heard it said that Fade, drawn_inward and MindDetective all work at the same lab, and they're just constantly playing us to feel smug about it.

It's a pretty nutty lab, that one. Hard to find geopsychology experiments to do...or psychogeology studies. Of course, that's where halforums comes in... :smug:

Nov 9, 2009#102

Dusty668

My dog says her groomers cousin's uncle mentioned that Gruebeard isn't a zombie cat, it really is a zombie Lhasa Apso.

Nov 9, 2009#103

David

I heard somebody here lost the game.

Nov 9, 2009#104

TotalFusionOne

David said:
I heard somebody here lost the game.

GOD DAMMIT.

Nov 9, 2009#105

Allen, who is Quiet

David said:
I heard somebody here lost the game.

Nov 9, 2009#106

Sparhawk

I heard that TotalFusionOne is actually the real life Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.

Nov 10, 2009#107

bhamv3

Did you know that several members of the Halforums community actually created their own band a few years ago?

Dave was the band manager. Cajun was lead vocals, Ame on guitar, Gusto on keyboard, Tinwhistler was on the tin whistle. Occasionally other members rotated into the band too, for certain performances. For example, Chibi played sax for them a few times, while the European HFers would join in as backing singers and dancers whenever they toured in Belgium, Spain and the UK. Oh, and their album cover art were doodles by Juski.

The band went through a series of names, from the Images to the Halfpixels to the Halforums. Eventually they settled on the name Say-Something-About-the-Last-Band Band.

The band broke up after four successful albums, in fairly amicable circumstances. If you count Tinwhistler shoving his whistle up Gusto's orifices and Cajun trying to strangle Dave with her microphone stand amicable. Which I do.

Nov 10, 2009#108

Cajungal

I might have to commission a sketch of that. Where's Bumble!?

Nov 10, 2009#109

Allen, who is Quiet

didn't you hear? Bumble got arrested for making somebody's head explode.

Nov 10, 2009#110

Vytamindi

Allen said:
didn't you hear? Bumble got arrested for making somebody's head explode.

But you told me it was because you skullfucked...him...

Oooooohhh......

Nov 10, 2009#111

Allen, who is Quiet

:angry:

vytamindi, who can't keep secrets

Nov 10, 2009#112

chakz

I heard that north ranger secretly envies south druid and wishes he was just like him.

Nov 10, 2009#113

Calleja

West Druid?

Nov 10, 2009#114

Dusty668

I heard there was a Monkee in my closet...

Nov 10, 2009#115

@Li3n

I heard that the NSFW forum is a honeytrap and that Chris Hansen will be at your house shortly...

Nov 10, 2009#116

North_Ranger

Biardo said:
I heard North Ranger really is from Sweden and that saunas are not his cup of tea

You know, I wish people would realize that this is my evil step twin brother, South_Druid, and not me.

Also, I remember hearing somewhere that Biardo was once doing undercover work as a snoop in Amsterdam's red light district. One night he panicked and mistook the safe word for "Extreme Rectal Rodgering". The results were, I hear, not pretty.

Nov 10, 2009#117

Biardo

North_Ranger;295260][quote=Biardo said:
I heard North Ranger really is from Sweden and that saunas are not his cup of tea

Nov 10, 2009#118

Silver Jelly

I heard somewhere that Green Lantern and @li3n managed to force network executives to cancel 'Pushing Daisies'.

Nov 10, 2009#119

@Li3n

Silver Jelly said:
I heard somewhere that Green Lantern and @li3n managed to force network executives to cancel 'Pushing Daisies'.

Well you fight like a cow...

Nov 10, 2009#120

Silver Jelly

@Li3n;295287][quote=Silver Jelly said:
I heard somewhere that Green Lantern and @li3n managed to force network executives to cancel 'Pushing Daisies'.

Well you fight like a cow...[/QUOTE]

Somebody told me you fight like a dairy farmer.

Nov 10, 2009#121

Bubble181

Silver Jelly and HowDroll are actually in a loving, committed relationship. They're a 40-something couple living in the UK.

Nov 10, 2009#122

Bowielee

Ame is actually a gas station mechanic named Joe.

Nov 10, 2009#123

Baerdog

Bubble is actually a suave, handsome telenovela star in Mexico City.

Nov 10, 2009#124

Dave

Dave is really a 44 year old white guy from Omaha! :rofl:

Fuck I'm bad at these games.

Nov 10, 2009#125

Vytamindi

Chippy cheated on Mabel.

Nov 10, 2009#126

Dave

Vytamindi said:
Chippy cheated on Mabel.

Mabel cheated on Chippy.

Nov 10, 2009#127

Baerdog

Mabel and Chippy had a threesome with makare1.

Nov 10, 2009#128

bhamv3

Baerdog7 said:
Mabel and Chippy had a threesome with makare1.

And there are videos of it floating around the Net.

Nov 10, 2009#129

TotalFusionOne

Here's a screencap

Nov 10, 2009#130

Bowielee

TotalFusionOne said:
Here's a screencap

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!!

Nov 10, 2009#131

The Lovely Boehner

yup, that is an image alright

Nov 10, 2009#132

Bubble181

It's art.

And CDS is actually the second from the right. TFOne is the leftmost.

Nov 10, 2009#133

Tinwhistler

that slightly alien-looking art has been posted before, back on on hp. The artist has made several surreal photographs with that thing in various situations. I looked up the artist at the time, and posted the homepage with lots of pics, but i really can't be motivated to look it up again

Nov 10, 2009#134

Coral

I heard that Calleja suffers from E.D. and is looking to have a penile implant.

Nov 10, 2009#135

Vytamindi

I hear tinwhistler actually plays the pennywhistle.

Nov 10, 2009#136

Hylian

I heard that several members on this forum are really alts for Jack Thompson

Nov 10, 2009#137

Fun Size

Don't ask how I know this, but Dark Audit has a Rush Limbaugh tattoo on his left butt cheek.

Nov 10, 2009#138

Hylian

I heard that Fun Size drugged Dark Audit and put a tattoo on Dark Audit's butt.

Nov 10, 2009#139

Fun Size

Why would I drug Dark Audit and then get a tattoo on my butt? That's just silly.

Of course, what do I expect? I mean, if my sources are correct, Hylian goes around offering people a dollar at the bus station if they will let him smell their bellybuttons. What is that all about?

Nov 10, 2009#140

Baerdog

Well I heard you let him do it.

Nov 10, 2009#141

TotalFusionOne

Baer would know. He was the actual tattoo needle.

It's the only way to tattoo an ass, with teeny tiny pricks like Baer ;D

BAZINGA.

Nov 10, 2009#142

Bubble181

Apparently, Hylian doesn't know the difference between a belly button and an earlobe.

Nov 10, 2009#143

Qonas

I heard Mutiny steals candy from cute animals and babies in her spare time. True story.

Nov 10, 2009#144

Cajungal

Gusto actually stole the souls of the people in his SIMS halforum house. They're trapped there until he decides to kill them off. O.O

Nov 10, 2009#145

Krisken

You guys have got it all wrong with DarkAudit. DarkAudit is a GasBandit alt that was set up years ago to ensure that politics would always allow him to argue with someone. He takes great joy posting from Little Green Footballs and then logging onto his DarkAudit alt and decrying the site.

Nov 10, 2009#146

Hylian

I heard that Cajungal doesn't even like Cajun food.

Nov 10, 2009#147

Cajungal

hylian said:
I heard that Cajungal doesn't even like Cajun food.

:slap:

Nov 10, 2009#148

Dave

Allen is not really Quiet.

Nov 10, 2009#149

General Specific

I heard that Hylian took a trip to Nicaragua and secretly married his pet Praying Mantis.

Nov 10, 2009#150

Hylian

I heard that Dave doesn't read the whole thread before posting and he inadvertently posts something that was already posted.

Nov 10, 2009#151

Dave

hylian said:
I heard that Dave doesn't read the whole thread before posting and he inadvertently posts something that was already posted.

I've heard that Hylian reads all 5 pages of a stupid game thread before posting.

Nov 10, 2009#152

Cajungal

I hear Dave does all the voices in every podcast.

Nov 10, 2009#153

Krisken

Cajungal said:
I hear Dave does all the voices in every podcast.

I heard Dave hires Rich Little to do all the voices on the podcast.

Nov 10, 2009#154

Dave

Cajungal said:
I hear Dave does all the voices in every podcast.

That is a GREAT idea!

Nov 10, 2009#155

Cajungal

Dave;295558][quote=Cajungal said:
I hear Dave does all the voices in every podcast.

That is a GREAT idea![/QUOTE]

DO EET! I dare you, boss! I double dare you, even!

Nov 10, 2009#156

Fun Size

Dave;295558][quote=Cajungal said:
I hear Dave does all the voices in every podcast.

That is a GREAT idea![/QUOTE]

I hear Dave's all "Let's outsource Halforums to Canada. First we'll get a Canadian mod, then we'll hire Rich Little to do the podcast."

Just between us, Dave hates America.

Nov 10, 2009#157

Calleja

THIS THREAD MOVES TOO EFFIN' FAAAAAAAAST

Nov 10, 2009#158

Hylian

I hear that Calleja is a slow reader/typer

Nov 10, 2009#159

Fun Size

It's cause he's typing with one hand.

Well that's what I heard anyway.

Nov 10, 2009#160

Krisken

hylian said:
I hear that Calleja is a slow reader/typer

That's because Calleja is really blind. It's read to him by his niece and she types everything he tells her to.

Nov 10, 2009#161

Cajungal

Calleja said:
CALLEJA IS TOO EFFIN' FAAAAAAAAST

Nov 10, 2009#162

Baerdog

Krisken;295566][quote=hylian said:
I hear that Calleja is a slow reader/typer

That's because Calleja is really blind. It's read to him by his niece and she types everything he tells her to.[/QUOTE]
I hear he's been blind ever since "the incident."

Nov 10, 2009#163

Calleja

I complained not because I can't "keep up" reading, but because it's ALWAYS on top in my User CP list of subscribed threads and I keep clicking on it by mistake :angry:

Nov 10, 2009#164

Krisken

Calleja said:
I complained not because I can't "keep up" reading, but because it's ALWAYS on top in my User CP list of subscribed threads and I keep clicking on it by mistake :angry:

By you, you mean your niece. What a sweet girl.

Nov 10, 2009#165

Calleja

She's a terrible clicker, though

Nov 10, 2009#166

Gusto

Cajungal said:
Gusto actually stole the souls of the people in his SIMS halforum house. They're trapped there until he decides to kill them off. O.O

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I have a theory
that Kira is you

Nov 10, 2009#167

HCGLNS

Just between you and me, Cajungal is getting a new carpet, because her fiance wore hers out.

Nov 10, 2009#168

Fun Size

HCGLNS said:
Just between you and me, Cajungal is getting a new carpet, because her fiance wore hers out.

Shag?

Nov 10, 2009#169

Dave

Fun Size;295845][quote=HCGLNS said:
Just between you and me, Cajungal is getting a new carpet, because her fiance wore hers out.

Shag?[/QUOTE]

Yes, please.

Nov 10, 2009#170

figmentPez

I heard that Charlie Dont Surf has never seen the movie Apocalypse Now.

Nov 10, 2009#171

Sparhawk

Dave is just trying to throw us off the scent, he's really a 44 year old"cougar" prowling the boards looking for her next conquest.

Nov 10, 2009#172

Cajungal

HCGLNS said:
Just between you and me, Cajungal is getting a new carpet, because her fiance wore hers out.

Is there also a rumor that I'm already engaged?

Nov 10, 2009#173

Gusto

Fajita Girl's secret identity is

Bizarro Gusto.

Nov 10, 2009#174

Adammon

Gusto said:
Fajita Girl's secret identity is

Bizarro Gusto.

That secret identity seems so redundant.

Nov 10, 2009#175

North_Ranger

When the band Halforums was touring Europe, CajunGal had a sordid affair in Finland which made headlines. Although not as much as Gusto's scandalous photos of coming out of a brothel in Stockholm, waving to three men in thongs and a goat.

Nov 10, 2009#176

Allen, who is Quiet

Gusto said:
Fajita Girl's secret identity is

Bizarro Gusto.

And here I was worried you would say it was me.

Nov 10, 2009#177

Gusto

North_Ranger said:
When the band Halforums was touring Europe, CajunGal had a sordid affair in Finland which made headlines. Although not as much as Gusto's scandalous photos of coming out of a brothel in Stockholm, waving to three men in thongs and a goat.

"Three men in thongs, and a goat"

OR

"Three men, in thongs and a goat"

This is CRITICAL.

Nov 10, 2009#178

North_Ranger

Three men in thongs, in the company of a goat.

Nov 10, 2009#179

Cajungal

Did I get any thonged men?

Nov 10, 2009#180

North_Ranger

Cajungal said:
Did I get any thonged men?

You were in Finland. You got suspenders.

Nov 10, 2009#181

Cajungal

North_Ranger;296044][quote=Cajungal said:
Did I get any thonged men?

You were in Finland. You got suspenders.[/QUOTE]

:clap:

Nov 10, 2009#182

callistarya

Cajungal;295547][quote=hylian said:
I heard that Cajungal doesn't even like Cajun food.

:slap:[/QUOTE]

I second that emotion!

Nov 11, 2009#183

Hylian

I heard that Cajungal is mean and likes to hit people

Nov 11, 2009#184

Allen, who is Quiet

I felt that.

Nov 11, 2009#185

Fun Size

I didn't see it myself mind you, but I heard that one time, when she was late to class, she kicked a puppy that was in her way.

Dude, a puppy.

Nov 11, 2009#186

Calleja

I was there! I totally saw her! It was a three-legged puppy, too!! And it was raining and the poor thing was just trying to get under her umbrella!

Nov 11, 2009#187

Cajungal

I heard that Fun Size and Calleja like to make girls cry for the fun of it. :tear:

Nov 11, 2009#188

Hylian

I heard that Cajungal somehow managed to get a hold of a fur coat made out of puppy fur around that same time.

Nov 11, 2009#189

Cajungal

I heard that hylian made a sex tape with the puppy I kicked. He lured him to his house with bacon treats, then BAM!

Nov 11, 2009#190

Vytamindi

Nov 11, 2009#191

Calleja

.....

Nov 11, 2009#192

Adammon

:sad:

Nov 11, 2009#193

North_Ranger

I hear Adammon works as a body double for CONANDO!

Noches de passion con SEÑOR O'BRIEEEEEENNNN!

Nov 11, 2009#194

Dave

SeriousJay is Korean.

Nov 11, 2009#195

Cajungal

Nov 11, 2009#196

Krisken

I heard he lives next door to Ed, and Ed hates his fence.

Nov 11, 2009#197

Calleja

it's "pasión", but you made me laugh anyway.

That very screencap was my MSN and Twitter avatar for a long while.

---------- Post added at 03:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:35 PM ----------

Whoa, what the hell, I was responding to N_R's post, you ninjas.

Nov 11, 2009#198

General Specific

I heard that Krisken is one of the Pod People

Nov 11, 2009#199

Adammon

North_Ranger said:
I hear Adammon works as a body double for CONANDO!

Noches de passion con SEÑOR O'BRIEEEEEENNNN!

CONANDO!!

Nov 11, 2009#200

Philosopher B.

Dave said:
SeriousJay is Korean.

I heard he jabbers in strange tongues. :confused:

Nov 11, 2009#201

Allen, who is Quiet

Dave said:
SeriousJay is Korean.

I thought he was Chinese and his name is Srs Lee

Nov 11, 2009#202

Null

I hear Allan will only speak to people through a bullhorn.

Nov 11, 2009#203

Calleja

SeriousJay is a closet racist!

Oh, no, wait, no closet

aranoid:

Nov 11, 2009#204

Null

Vyxen's Mom goes to college.

Nov 11, 2009#205

Vytamindi

Lying Bastard said:
Vyxen's Mom goes to college.

Where have you been???

Nov 11, 2009#206

bhamv3

Lying Bastard has actually been here all the time, he's Zenmonkey's alt. It's no coincidence he popped back up when Zen left.

But yeah, welcome back, LB.

Nov 11, 2009#207

Sparhawk

bhamv3 is actually a busty, sweater wearing female Swede named Hildegard.

Nov 11, 2009#208

North_Ranger

Imp is actually a six-foot-four, four-hundred-and-fifty-pound Tennessee long-haul trucker named Bub.

Nov 11, 2009#209

Sparhawk

North Ranger actually refuses to go without pants at all times, according to sources in Finland he even sleeps in them.

Nov 12, 2009#210

EsteBeatDown

Word on the streets is that all of you are actually nice, decent people.

Nov 12, 2009#211

North_Ranger

EsteBeatDown said:
Word on the streets is that all of you are actually nice, decent people.

...

I have NEVER been so bloodily insulted! Even by the previous person insinuating I wear... pants!

Nov 12, 2009#212

Thread Necromancer

A little birdie told me that Yavaux was a nice guy.

.... damn it, I'm doing it wrong aren't I?

Nov 12, 2009#213

Cajungal

Thread Necromancer is a teetotaler.

Nov 12, 2009#214

Kitty Sinatra

Vytamindi;297188][quote=Lying Bastard said:
Vyxen's Mom goes to college.

Where have you been???[/QUOTE]

He's been cheating on us with another forum. Yeah, that's right you lying bastard: I found you there, on that path, with your d20

Nov 12, 2009#215

rabbitgod

Sparhawk said:
North Ranger actually refuses to go without pants at all times, according to sources in Finland he even sleeps in them.

Woah, NR is a never nude?

I heard he hates medieval recreations, mostly because the tights are too close to being nude.

Nov 12, 2009#216

Cajungal

Wildsoul had another baby so she could have a more complete acrobats team. They're a circus family: The Flying Blairs!

Nov 12, 2009#217

Hylian

I hear that Dave is planning on selling Halforums to Kurtz to use as a message board for PVP.

Nov 12, 2009#218

Dave

hylian said:
I hear that Dave is planning on selling Halforums to Kurtz to use as a message board for PVP.

He never returned my calls.

Nov 12, 2009#219

Cheesy1

Dave;297806][quote=hylian said:
I hear that Dave is planning on selling Halforums to Kurtz to use as a message board for PVP.

He never returned my calls.[/QUOTE]

Too busy tracing today's strip.

Nov 12, 2009#220

Rose

Word has it that Cheesy1 is actually lactose intolerant.

Nov 12, 2009#221

Piotyr

I've heard that Dave is a bit of a mooch.

Nov 12, 2009#222

Cheesy1

Rose said:
Word has it that Cheesy1 is actually lactose intolerant.

That'd be more funny if it wasn't becoming more true over the last couple of years. Ah, the days when I could drink multiple glasses of milk and not have any problems! :tear:

Nov 12, 2009#223

Rose

Cheesy1;297823][quote=Rose said:
Word has it that Cheesy1 is actually lactose intolerant.

That'd be more funny if it wasn't becoming more true over the last couple of years. Ah, the days when I could drink multiple glasses of milk and not have any problems! :tear:[/QUOTE]

Damn Cheesy, sorry

Nov 12, 2009#224

Cheesy1

Rose;297830][quote=Cheesy1;297823][quote=Rose said:
Word has it that Cheesy1 is actually lactose intolerant.

.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it sucks, I use to be such a dairy fiend. I can still eat cheeses with no problems, but milk (especially whole) and sometimes ice cream gives me bad stomach aches now.

Nov 13, 2009#225

Dusty668

A Yeti with a latte mentioned in passing that Impure Vyxen is a lumberjack, but that's OK.

Nov 13, 2009#226

Dusty668

*SOB* It's... true. And my Mother was a car. *Hoooooonk*!

Nov 13, 2009#227

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Nov 13, 2009#228

Qonas

Le Quack is actually an undercover cop, writing down the names of those who agree with his fanatical anti-police postings so as to help round out a "questionable persons" list.

Nov 13, 2009#229

Hylian

I heard that Shego is really a 45 year old male vegetarian

Nov 13, 2009#230

Gusto

I'm surprised no one as tried to spread rumours about their member yet. :eek:

hwell:

Nov 13, 2009#231

Gusto

:shrug:

Nov 13, 2009#232

Kitty Sinatra

Impure Vyxen;298902][quote=Gusto said:
I'm surprised no one as tried to spread rumours about their member yet. hwell:

Do you really want me to handle that one? ^.^[/QUOTE]
I'd rather you handle this one :unibrow:

(where's Bubble? He's the one who should be making these posts!)

Nov 13, 2009#233

Bubble181

Gruebeard;298925][quote=Impure Vyxen;298902][quote=Gusto said:
I'm surprised no one as tried to spread rumours about their member yet. hwell:

Do you really want me to handle that one? ^.^[/QUOTE]
I'd rather you handle this one :unibrow:

(where's Bubble? He's the one who should be making these posts!)[/QUOTE]

I was away getting my member handled, thank you very much.

Now, why is it I keep hearing this thing about Gruebeard having a micropenis? 3 inches really doesn't qualify for that description!

Nov 13, 2009#234

Kitty Sinatra

Size doesn't matter . . . when it's never used.

Nov 13, 2009#235

RealBigNuke

I have it on good authority that Dave recently became a born again christian after hearing James Earl Jones read the bible.

Mmm, James Earl Jones.

Nov 13, 2009#236

HowDroll

Bubble181;298939][quote=Gruebeard;298925][quote=Impure Vyxen;298902][quote=Gusto said:
I'm surprised no one as tried to spread rumours about their member yet. hwell:

Do you really want me to handle that one? ^.^[/QUOTE]
I'd rather you handle this one :unibrow:

Nov 13, 2009#237

Gusto

Hahahaha!

Nov 13, 2009#238

Cajungal

Awwww...

Nov 13, 2009#239

Silver Jelly

He also is afraid of alcohol and of everyone that consumes it!

Nov 13, 2009#240

Gusto

I wear those clothes and am drunk ALL THE TIME.

:humph:

Nov 13, 2009#241

Silver Jelly

Gusto said:
I wear those clothes and am drunk ALL THE TIME.

:humph:

You don't even know whatr clothes are, you LIAR!

Nov 14, 2009#242

Shegokigo

Lying Bastard lies about being a Bastard Who Lies.

Nov 14, 2009#243

Null

Shegokigo said:
Lying Bastard lies about being a Bastard Who Lies.

Says who?

I heard that Dave has four nipples, including one on his chin, that squirts venom like a spitting cobra.

Nov 14, 2009#244

Dusty668

Silver Jelly said:
He also is afraid of alcohol and of everyone that consumes it!

Too bad.

Nov 16, 2009#245

Bubble181

Why in the name of all that is holy did I open that picture at work?!

Nov 16, 2009#246

LordRavage

I heard that bubble watches porn at work.

Nov 17, 2009#247

Bubble181

I heard LordR dates 16-year-olds. :humph:

Nov 17, 2009#248

Sparhawk

I heard, through the sister of this guy's girlfriend that I know that Bubble is actually a clinical orthodontist's assistant in Kalamazoo, Michigan, who likes to dress as Catwoman on alternating Tuesdays.

Nov 18, 2009#249

Cajungal

Bananahands hates eggnog.

Nov 18, 2009#250

Hylian

I heard that CajunGal only drinks eggnog if it is at least 80% alcohol

Nov 18, 2009#251

Snuffleupagus

HowDroll;298995][quote=Bubble181;298939][quote=Gruebeard;298925][quote=Impure Vyxen;298902][quote=Gusto said:
I'm surprised no one as tried to spread rumours about their member yet. hwell:

Do you really want me to handle that one? ^.^[/QUOTE]
I'd rather you handle this one :unibrow:

[/QUOTE]

I'm mad I recognize that as China's clit.

Nov 18, 2009#252

Null

Thank god, I thought I was the only one.

Nov 18, 2009#253

Alucard

damn it snuffles why? good god my eyes my eyesssss :twich:

Nov 18, 2009#254

phil

It's been documented that Howdroll was a prominent actor in the blacksploitation films of the 70s. She, or rather he, played various supporting rolls in films such as Black Samurai, Sweet sweetback's badassssss song, and Black Citizen Kane. After an acciedent on the set of Blackula vs the black mummy, he went missing and was presumed dead from 1974-1998 when he wandered onto the set of an episode of Stargate: SG-1 and started setting up lights for the shoot. No one seemed to mind, seeing as the normal crewmember in charge of lighting had called in sick that day. Since then, he has been working and investing money into the stargate franchise, while posing as an attractive woman on geek heavy forums. His ultimate goal of both is to learn about wormhole technology and physics inorder to travel back in time and prevent the accident that propelled him into the future.

One day, howdroll, one day.

Nov 18, 2009#255

Calleja

HowDroll's a she, though

Nov 18, 2009#256

Sparhawk

It's been known that Calejaya forgets what thread he is reading at various times during the day, documented even, also, heard that he absolutely hates the word "chihuahua."

Nov 18, 2009#257

Baerdog

That's not what I hear.

Nov 18, 2009#258

Dusty668

Dave missent a PM to me that he was sending to Calleja about how he couldn't believe that Howdroll fools some guys on the forum into believing he's a man after all this time.

Nov 18, 2009#259

Calleja

Dave never PMs me and when he does he mis-sends it?

Nov 18, 2009#260

Cajungal

Bubble didn't hurt his penis while having sex while he claims. He was changing a light bulb and got curious.

Nov 18, 2009#261

phil

Calleja's true name is actually K'lleha, which is a common name in his home dimension. As an explorer of the multi verse, Calleja entered our reality and was instantly transformed into the human form he has now. In his true form, which mostly resembles a Furby, Calleja has near omnipotent powers that allow him to plans shift through the infinite realities. Believing his powers to be lost and resigning himself to a life of a mortal, Calleja discovered The Beatles. In their lyrics he found a hidden code in his native language which he believes to be a means of returning to his own dimension. Until then he must remain hidden and sustain himself on what he calls vlorpvlop, but to us would be another's feeling of lust. To acquire the vlorpvlop he must seduce and sleep with many women, an act he actually finds barbaric and detestable, but in this strange land he will do what he must to survive.

Fun fact: Burt Reynolds is one too.

Nov 18, 2009#262

Null

I've heard that Phil can only become aroused by strangling Geese, or while visiting a Joann Fabrics.

Nov 18, 2009#263

Bubble181

That actually explains *so* much!

Of course, it's coming from the mouth of someone I've heard is actually Michael Jackson in disguise, so I don't know if I can trust it....

Nov 18, 2009#264

phil

One time I was in a Joann Fabrics and was like :eyebrows:

then I saw a goose and was like

Nov 18, 2009#265

Silver Jelly

80% of the posters in this thread are actually spambots that have become sentient.

Nov 18, 2009#266

Calleja

phil said:
Calleja's true name is actually K'lleha, which is a common name in his home dimension. As an explorer of the multi verse, Calleja entered our reality and was instantly transformed into the human form he has now. In his true form, which mostly resembles a Furby, Calleja has near omnipotent powers that allow him to plans shift through the infinite realities. Believing his powers to be lost and resigning himself to a life of a mortal, Calleja discovered The Beatles. In their lyrics he found a hidden code in his native language which he believes to be a means of returning to his own dimension. Until then he must remain hidden and sustain himself on what he calls vlorpvlop, but to us would be another's feeling of lust. To acquire the vlorpvlop he must seduce and sleep with many women, an act he actually finds barbaric and detestable, but in this strange land he will do what he must to survive.

Fun fact: Burt Reynolds is one too.

That was awesome until that libelous ending.... I MOST DEFINITELY DO NOT FIND IT BARBARIC AND DETESTABLE!!

Nov 18, 2009#267

Dusty668

I love me some Joann Fabrics, geese not so much.

The buttons are soooooo shiny. I hear that Baerdog7 loves the goslings down on the research park tho.

Nov 18, 2009#268

Null

Oh, I thought that was Lord Rendar that likes them more freshly hatched.

Nov 18, 2009#269

Chazwozel

I heard Chazwozel hasn't trimmed his pubes in 2 weeks...oh wait...

Nov 19, 2009#270

Bubble181

Ewwww. Someone told my best mate's girlfriend's sister that Dusty668 is saving up his ear wax to build a huge statue to Shannow - real-life-sized.

Nov 19, 2009#271

Gurpel

I heard that if you crinkle a wrapper loudly in a theatre, charlie don't surf will break into your house and tear your wife in half.

Nov 19, 2009#272

Dusty668

I just got forwarded an email that Shegokigo once filmed a hot zoo volunteer doing something wild with a bird of some kind but won't sell the tape.

Nov 19, 2009#273

North_Ranger

Silver Jelly is actually a genetically modified silverback who stole a laptop from the lab assistant.

Nov 19, 2009#274

Null

I heard that "Calleja" is actually Dominican slang for a fermented banana.

Nov 19, 2009#275

makare

Baerdog7 had his urethra removed when he was ten. Upside was he got all the ice cream he wanted.

Nov 19, 2009#276

Baerdog

They also gave my urethra back to me in a jar of formaldehyde. I keep it on my bookcase.

Nov 20, 2009#277

Dusty668

Lying Bastard said:
I heard that \"Calleja\" is actually Dominican slang for a fermented banana.

I loved that band.

Nov 20, 2009#278

Silver Jelly

makare1 said:
Baerdog7 had his urethra removed when he was ten. Upside was he got all the ice cream he wanted.

It felt tingly.

Apr 14, 2010#279

Yavaux

I heard that the Thread Necromancer has given up on the necromancy thing.

Apr 14, 2010#280

Dave

Apr 14, 2010#281

Thread Necromancer

Yavaux said:
I heard that the Thread Necromancer has given up on the necromancy thing.

:slap:

Get out of here or I swear to F*** all that I will smack you like a freight train dropped from space.

And for the record, I find it unlikely I'll cease with the Necromancy

Apr 14, 2010#282

ThatNickGuy

Thread Necromancer said:
And for the record, I find it unlikely I'll cease with the Necromancy

So...it's not dead to you, then?

Apr 14, 2010#283

Thread Necromancer

ThatNickGuy;370778][QUOTE=Thread Necromancer said:
And for the record, I find it unlikely I'll cease with the Necromancy

So...it's not dead to you, then?[/QUOTE]

I think that's a fair assumption.

Apr 14, 2010#284

Calleja

phil said:
Calleja's true name is actually K'lleha, which is a common name in his home dimension. As an explorer of the multi verse, Calleja entered our reality and was instantly transformed into the human form he has now. In his true form, which mostly resembles a Furby, Calleja has near omnipotent powers that allow him to plans shift through the infinite realities. Believing his powers to be lost and resigning himself to a life of a mortal, Calleja discovered The Beatles. In their lyrics he found a hidden code in his native language which he believes to be a means of returning to his own dimension. Until then he must remain hidden and sustain himself on what he calls vlorpvlop, but to us would be another's feeling of lust. To acquire the vlorpvlop he must seduce and sleep with many women, an act he actually finds barbaric and detestable, but in this strange land he will do what he must to survive.

Fun fact: Burt Reynolds is one too.

Oh man, I had completely forgotten about this :laugh:

Apr 14, 2010#285

Dusty668

The Mex said:
Oh man, I had completely forgotten about this :laugh:

Yah Dave PM'd you to say he thought you had. I accidentally replied with Mav's Twilight Fanclub URL.

Apr 14, 2010#286

Calleja

...did you just admit to hacking into and reading PRIVATE messages?

BAN HIM!!

Apr 14, 2010#287

General Specific

No, your messages are not actually private. Because they go out of the country, they are subject to the warrantless wiretapping. I happen to work for the NSA and have been monitoring you. I also share all your PMs with the rest of the forum on a board you are restricted from seeing. Everyone laughs over your love letters to Hylian.

Apr 14, 2010#288

Baerdog

It's true. They are really hilarious.

Apr 14, 2010#289

makare

I heard from this Brazilian guy that Calleja doesn't pronounce his own name correctly.

True story.

Apr 14, 2010#290

Element 117

I heard Makare was actually Chazwozel

Apr 14, 2010#291

makare

I heard vomit tastes bad and after reading that last post I can confirm that what I heard was TRUE!

Apr 14, 2010#292

Morphine

I heard ThatNickGuy seduces women on the web saying he's Calleja.

Apr 14, 2010#293

Element 117

I heard calleja doesn't get as much as That Nick Guy.

Apr 14, 2010#294

Null

makare1 said:
I heard from this Brazilian guy that Calleja doesn't pronounce his own name correctly.

True story.

Oh, god. I remember that. Susan was all like "It's my goddamn name, I know how to pronounce it," and Chewbacca was all "No, you say it like /this/"

Good times.

Apr 15, 2010#295

makare

I hear SOMEONE doesn't know how the rumor thread works... >.>

Apr 15, 2010#296

Null

I heard the same thing.

Apr 15, 2010#297

Null

I heard that a Halforumite has an Author Page on Amazon.

Apr 15, 2010#298

makare

I heard someone on the forum waxes his pubes.

oh and that someone ELSE should.. yikes!

Apr 15, 2010#299

V.Bond

I heard one of you was a filthy

███████

Apr 15, 2010#300

makare

I heard someone is going to be dressing up as a caveman some time soon.

Apr 15, 2010#301

Sparhawk

I heard a forumite has been trying for a waxed floorboards look, but keeps using Rogain to try and get it.

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