Halforums Game: Member Rumors!

[Baerdog]

I heard baerdog7 used to raid his mothers garbage for disposed egg cartons and toilet paper rolls to build "inventions" in an effort to contact aliens, which he believed exchanged him with another baby the last time they were here. He hopes to contact them soon.

That would actually explain quite a lot.

*wanders off to find some egg cartons and paper rolls*

 

[LordRavage]

Old woman?

I heard Dave was a 16 year old girl with alot of time on her hands.

I dont know what to believe anymore.....Im going back to church!

 

[Dave]

Last I heard Dave was setting up www.halfora.com to get a drama free version of the board. Invite only.

It would almost be worth the $7 to set a site up, throw on a phpBB forum and lock it down so nobody could get in. Then sit back and watch people's heads explode.

 

[Hylian]

I heard that Dave is really pocketing $300 a month off of this site by selling our private data

 

[Dave]

I heard that Dave is really pocketing $300 a month off of this site by selling our private data

COULD I? Whoa. I could really use that new dryer...

 

[LordRavage]

I heard Dave is trying to get a new dryer!

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

Last I heard Dave was setting up www.halfora.com to get a drama free version of the board. Invite only.

It would almost be worth the $7 to set a site up, throw on a phpBB forum and lock it down so nobody could get in. Then sit back and watch people's heads explode.[/QUOTE]

Now you know what to do with your friend's website. The friend you murdered.

 

[Vytamindi]

I hear that Cajun Girl can't really cook. She has a small Acadian woman who lives in her guest bathroom.

And she fucked all of Cowboy Mouth!

 

[Dusty668]

I heard that hylian has never actually seen the series Firefly or the movie Serenity because of all the time he spends on the Twilight fanfic he is writing.

 

[Cajungal]

I hear that Cajun's boyfriend is black and you're all gonna be in trouble.

That's just rude, Shego. I've heard you were racist but I never thought I'd see it.[/QUOTE]



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And she fucked all of Cowboy Mouth!

Including their new lady bass player?

....

aranoid:

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So did you hear? Darkaudit proposed and Gasbandit said YES! ^_^

 

[Gusto]

Dave is pregnant, and YOU'RE the father!

 

[Shegokigo]

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

Le Quack has thrice failed the entrance testing for the police academy.

 

[Cajungal]

Kissinger and Charlie are the same per..... o wait, we did that one.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

I heard it was 950 times?

is that not what "thrice" means? huh.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

Kissinger and Charlie are the same per..... o wait, we did that one.

lol

 

[Hylian]

I heard that Cajungal deals in selling kidnapped babies for food.

 

[JONJONAUG]

I heard that Chaz is secretly stockpiling superviruses and plans to hold the world for ransom.

 

[Gurpel]

I heard it was 950 times?

is that not what "thrice" means? huh.[/QUOTE]

THINGS GRUEBEARD DOESNT GET
airline food
2001 a space Odyssey
over/unders
"thrice"

Spoiler

laid

(alas i lack the moral fortitude of kissinger)

 

[Bubble181]

I heard someone mention that GreenLantern totally has the hots for Shego.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Did you guys know, Charliedontsurf is actually President of the Michael Bay fanclub?

I heard it was Uwe Boll.[/QUOTE]

I own 3 Uwe Boll movies. He's fucking hilarious.

 

[Bubble181]

In the parking lot, I overheard Ame talking about how hot she thought Chaz was.

 

[General Specific]

Ross is an AI designed to play forum games until he/it holds all of the trophies.

 

[HCGLNS]

Just between you and me, Gruebeards icon is really a Canadian hedgehog. True story.

 

[Gusto]

When I walked past the water cooler I heard someone say that Gusto is in fact Tinwhistler's illegitimate son.

I had to kill that duck so that I could attempt to match my insufferable father's sexual prowess...

Err...

I deny everything.

 

[Bubble181]

I overheard through the grapevine that Bubbles was complaining to Silver Jelly that Chazwozel was paying too much attention to me instead of him.

Of course. I had to ban him after that.


I picked up somewhere that General Specific is actually vaguely precise most of the time.

 

[Bubble181]

Ame is actually Mother Superior of the Convent of Saint-Mary-on-the-Hills in Edinburgh.

 

[strawman]

Gusto's birth name is ennui.

 

[Cajungal]

Allen's a member of Noisy Folks Anonymous

 

[MindDetective]

Word is that Halforums.com is really a forum-bot with only one real human user.

 

[Adam]

Word is that Halforums.com is really a forum-bot with only one real human user.

And that one real human user lurks!

 

[Bubble181]

Stienman is actually a sad, lonely, 65-year-old virgin with a restraining order to stay away from any and all children.

 

[HCGLNS]

Shego is really a domestic goddess with two adorable children. Their father is rumoured to be a fellow forumite, who he is though is a closely buried secret.

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

Dave is the only real human user of this forum, we're all figments of his imagination!

 

[Laurelai]

The other night Silver Jelly told me that Calleja was in rehab