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Sparhawk

Sparhawk

I heard, through the sister of this guy's girlfriend that I know that Bubble is actually a clinical orthodontist's assistant in Kalamazoo, Michigan, who likes to dress as Catwoman on alternating Tuesdays.
 
Snuffleupagus

Snuffleupagus

HowDroll;298995][quote=Bubble181;298939][quote=Gruebeard;298925][quote=Impure Vyxen;298902][quote=Gusto said:
I'm surprised no one as tried to spread rumours about their member yet. :eek:hwell:
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Do you really want me to handle that one? ^.^[/QUOTE]
I'd rather you handle this one :unibrow:



(where's Bubble? He's the one who should be making these posts!)[/QUOTE]

I was away getting my member handled, thank you very much.

Now, why is it I keep hearing this thing about Gruebeard having a micropenis? 3 inches really doesn't qualify for that description![/QUOTE]

3 inches? That's practically a clitoris.

NSFW/DEAR GOD NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE!!:
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I'm mad I recognize that as China's clit.
 
phil

phil

It's been documented that Howdroll was a prominent actor in the blacksploitation films of the 70s. She, or rather he, played various supporting rolls in films such as Black Samurai, Sweet sweetback's badassssss song, and Black Citizen Kane. After an acciedent on the set of Blackula vs the black mummy, he went missing and was presumed dead from 1974-1998 when he wandered onto the set of an episode of Stargate: SG-1 and started setting up lights for the shoot. No one seemed to mind, seeing as the normal crewmember in charge of lighting had called in sick that day. Since then, he has been working and investing money into the stargate franchise, while posing as an attractive woman on geek heavy forums. His ultimate goal of both is to learn about wormhole technology and physics inorder to travel back in time and prevent the accident that propelled him into the future.

One day, howdroll, one day.
 
Sparhawk

Sparhawk

It's been known that Calejaya forgets what thread he is reading at various times during the day, documented even, also, heard that he absolutely hates the word "chihuahua."
 
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Dusty668

Dave missent a PM to me that he was sending to Calleja about how he couldn't believe that Howdroll fools some guys on the forum into believing he's a man after all this time.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Bubble didn't hurt his penis while having sex while he claims. He was changing a light bulb and got curious.
 
phil

phil

Calleja's true name is actually K'lleha, which is a common name in his home dimension. As an explorer of the multi verse, Calleja entered our reality and was instantly transformed into the human form he has now. In his true form, which mostly resembles a Furby, Calleja has near omnipotent powers that allow him to plans shift through the infinite realities. Believing his powers to be lost and resigning himself to a life of a mortal, Calleja discovered The Beatles. In their lyrics he found a hidden code in his native language which he believes to be a means of returning to his own dimension. Until then he must remain hidden and sustain himself on what he calls vlorpvlop, but to us would be another's feeling of lust. To acquire the vlorpvlop he must seduce and sleep with many women, an act he actually finds barbaric and detestable, but in this strange land he will do what he must to survive.

Fun fact: Burt Reynolds is one too.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

That actually explains *so* much!

Of course, it's coming from the mouth of someone I've heard is actually Michael Jackson in disguise, so I don't know if I can trust it....
 
Calleja

Calleja

phil said:
Calleja's true name is actually K'lleha, which is a common name in his home dimension. As an explorer of the multi verse, Calleja entered our reality and was instantly transformed into the human form he has now. In his true form, which mostly resembles a Furby, Calleja has near omnipotent powers that allow him to plans shift through the infinite realities. Believing his powers to be lost and resigning himself to a life of a mortal, Calleja discovered The Beatles. In their lyrics he found a hidden code in his native language which he believes to be a means of returning to his own dimension. Until then he must remain hidden and sustain himself on what he calls vlorpvlop, but to us would be another's feeling of lust. To acquire the vlorpvlop he must seduce and sleep with many women, an act he actually finds barbaric and detestable, but in this strange land he will do what he must to survive.

Fun fact: Burt Reynolds is one too.
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That was awesome until that libelous ending.... I MOST DEFINITELY DO NOT FIND IT BARBARIC AND DETESTABLE!!
 
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Dusty668

I love me some Joann Fabrics, geese not so much.

The buttons are soooooo shiny. I hear that Baerdog7 loves the goslings down on the research park tho.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Ewwww. Someone told my best mate's girlfriend's sister that Dusty668 is saving up his ear wax to build a huge statue to Shannow - real-life-sized.
 
Gurpel

Gurpel

I heard that if you crinkle a wrapper loudly in a theatre, charlie don't surf will break into your house and tear your wife in half.
 
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Dusty668

I just got forwarded an email that Shegokigo once filmed a hot zoo volunteer doing something wild with a bird of some kind but won't sell the tape.
 
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makare

Baerdog7 had his urethra removed when he was ten. Upside was he got all the ice cream he wanted.
 
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Yavaux

I heard that the Thread Necromancer has given up on the necromancy thing.
 
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