Halforums Game: Member Rumors!

[Allen who is Quiet]

Fajita Girl's secret identity is

Spoiler

Bizarro Gusto.

And here I was worried you would say it was me.

 

[Gusto]

When the band Halforums was touring Europe, CajunGal had a sordid affair in Finland which made headlines. Although not as much as Gusto's scandalous photos of coming out of a brothel in Stockholm, waving to three men in thongs and a goat.

"Three men in thongs, and a goat"

OR

"Three men, in thongs and a goat"

This is CRITICAL.

 

[North_Ranger]

Three men in thongs, in the company of a goat.

 

[Cajungal]

Did I get any thonged men?

 

[North_Ranger]

Did I get any thonged men?

You were in Finland. You got suspenders.

 

[Cajungal]

Did I get any thonged men?

You were in Finland. You got suspenders.[/QUOTE]

:clap:

 

[callistarya]

I heard that Cajungal doesn't even like Cajun food.

:slap:[/QUOTE]

I second that emotion!

 

[Hylian]

I heard that Cajungal is mean and likes to hit people

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I felt that.

 

[Fun Size]

I didn't see it myself mind you, but I heard that one time, when she was late to class, she kicked a puppy that was in her way.

Dude, a puppy.

 

[Calleja]

I was there! I totally saw her! It was a three-legged puppy, too!! And it was raining and the poor thing was just trying to get under her umbrella!

 

[Cajungal]

I heard that Fun Size and Calleja like to make girls cry for the fun of it. :tear:

 

[Hylian]

I heard that Cajungal somehow managed to get a hold of a fur coat made out of puppy fur around that same time.

 

[Cajungal]

I heard that hylian made a sex tape with the puppy I kicked. He lured him to his house with bacon treats, then BAM!

 

[Vytamindi]

 

[Calleja]

.....

 

[Adam]

:sad:

 

[North_Ranger]

I hear Adammon works as a body double for CONANDO!

Noches de passion con SEÑOR O'BRIEEEEEENNNN!

 

[Dave]

SeriousJay is Korean.

 

[Cajungal]

 

[Krisken]

I heard he lives next door to Ed, and Ed hates his fence.

 

[Calleja]

it's "pasión", but you made me laugh anyway.

That very screencap was my MSN and Twitter avatar for a long while.

---------- Post added at 03:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:35 PM ----------

Whoa, what the hell, I was responding to N_R's post, you ninjas.

 

[General Specific]

I heard that Krisken is one of the Pod People

 

[Adam]

I hear Adammon works as a body double for CONANDO!

Noches de passion con SEÑOR O'BRIEEEEEENNNN!

CONANDO!!

 

[Philosopher B.]

SeriousJay is Korean.

I heard he jabbers in strange tongues.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

SeriousJay is Korean.

I thought he was Chinese and his name is Srs Lee

 

[Null]

I hear Allan will only speak to people through a bullhorn.

 

[Calleja]

SeriousJay is a closet racist!

Oh, no, wait, no closet aranoid:

 

[Null]

Vyxen's Mom goes to college.

 

[Vytamindi]

Vyxen's Mom goes to college.

Where have you been???

 

[bhamv3]

Lying Bastard has actually been here all the time, he's Zenmonkey's alt. It's no coincidence he popped back up when Zen left.

But yeah, welcome back, LB.

 

[Sparhawk]

bhamv3 is actually a busty, sweater wearing female Swede named Hildegard.

 

[North_Ranger]

Imp is actually a six-foot-four, four-hundred-and-fifty-pound Tennessee long-haul trucker named Bub.

 

[Sparhawk]

North Ranger actually refuses to go without pants at all times, according to sources in Finland he even sleeps in them.

 

[EsteBeatDown]

Word on the streets is that all of you are actually nice, decent people.