Personal Dealbreakers

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I don't think bam will have an issue, since racism isn't a dealbreaker for him.


It's possible that when Jay moved in, the guy wanted to see if he'd go half with him. Then when he found that Jay didn't want the same kind of fence as he did, and he wasn't going to back down on his preference, he ceased to pursue it. If anyone wanted to rip Jay off, it was the neighbor's kids trying to get a couple Snickers bars on Halloween. Fucking hooligans.
 

ElJuski

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Korean children are notorious for being thieves. It is told they come into your house at night and steal the breath straight from your own children. That is how the Koreans fuel their own godless empire--your children's breath and soul.
 
Thought of another one, not really a "I'm never speaking to you again" but a "talking to you makes my brain hurt so I'm going to avoid it."

People who refuse to spell out 'are' and 'you' when typing in e-mail/messengers. I just can't stand it. If I'm not worth the effort to type out two additional letters, why bother talking to me at all?
 
Thought of another one, not really a "I'm never speaking to you again" but a "talking to you makes my brain hurt so I'm going to avoid it."

People who refuse to spell out 'are' and 'you' when typing in e-mail/messengers. I just can't stand it. If I'm not worth the effort to type out two additional letters, why bother talking to me at all?
liek srsly
 

ElJuski

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Korean children are notorious for being thieves. It is told they come into your house at night and steal the breath straight from your own children. That is how the Koreans fuel their own godless empire--your children's breath and soul.
No wonder everyone loves you.
I thought it was my irresistible wit, charm and good looks. Oh, and my hatred of those darn dirty fence building korean fucks
 
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Wasabi Poptart

Lying. I usually do give second chances, but after that .

Bad personal hygiene. It's one thing to have BO on a hot day or after running a mile or 5, but simply not washing or brushing your teeth is repulsive.

Having a dirty house. I broke up with a guy partially because his house was a sty. There was one time I made him some soup because he was sick. He asked me to leave it on the stove so he could have some later. I came back to his house 2 weeks later and the pot was still on the stove with soup in it!! I lifted the lid and, I am not kidding, the soup was bubbling on it's own. If I tried to clean while I was at his house, he got mad at me. He had a cat that sprayed everywhere, including on my clothes. His bathrooms were scary. So was the sink full of month old dishes. The backyard had a little pond that was so choked with algae the pump didn't work. The house itself was beautiful. I couldn't imagine living in that place and letting it be so filthy. The real deal breaker there was when he bit off a piece of olive and spat it on the floor for his cat to eat. It still gives me dry heaves.

Needing to prove you're better than everyone else. I hate smug assholes.
 
Korean children are notorious for being thieves. It is told they come into your house at night and steal the breath straight from your own children. That is how the Koreans fuel their own godless empire--your children's breath and soul.
No wonder everyone loves you.
I thought it was my irresistible wit, charm and good looks. Oh, and my hatred of those darn dirty fence building korean fucks[/QUOTE]

why do those koreans build fences around their hearts?
 
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Chibibar

only have one really. Lying.

Others we can work it out, but if you have to lie to me and we're friends.... well.... it better be a good reason.
 

ElJuski

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PROTIP:just so you are aware...most of these posts are making fun of your inherent racism, not reveling in it.
 

Dave

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Posts have been edited, Gusto did some mod duties and we move on.

Just a brief note. BEING racist is your right. Just like it's OUR right to not put up with hate speech. You can think what you want, but be prepared for stealth edits and/or stern talking tos.
 
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