15 toys not to buy your kid for Christmas

[sixpackshaker]

Yep, judging by Univision, boobs are merely functional body parts in Mexico.

But you have to love the kiddie shows that have the hotties dancing around in hot pants and stripper boots.

 

[General Specific]

Yep, judging by Univision, boobs are merely functional body parts in Mexico.

But you have to love the kiddie shows that have the hotties dancing around in hot pants and stripper boots.[/QUOTE]

Wait, it that true?

Does this mean the Mexican men in a strip club are simply being nostalgic?

 

[figmentPez]

I'd be fine with it as long as it wasn't covered in unicorns or something.

Actually the unicorn power shirt would be pretty awesome....

Another trivial fact:

Unicorn used to be monster, vile, evil creatures, and only the purety of a virgin would be able to stop one, they aren't the Saturday Morning Princess Cartoon that we are used too.[/QUOTE]

 

[ScytheRexx]

Ever since they showed off that shirt I have wanted it hardcore. I just want it so I can rub those "Necromancer's Choice" dipshits in the face with it.

Wait, it that true?

It's not really just Mexico.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Ever since they showed off that shirt I have wanted it hardcore. I just want it so I can rub those "Necromancer's Choice" dipshits in the face with it.

Wait, it that true?

It's not really just Mexico.

Is that a "My Little Whore"(TM)?

 

[Iaculus]

Wait, it that true?

It's not really just Mexico.

Is that a "My Little Whore"(TM)?[/QUOTE]

As approved by Frank Miller!

 

[North_Ranger]

that fish one is awesome.
I often remind my son where his food comes from. He sometimes looks a little nonplussed when he realizes that his chicken leg is an actual leg of an actual chicken (for instance), but then he goes "but chickens are tasty animals!" and makes me proud.

Tin... If I ever have the honour to be a father, I wish that you teach me your ways. For your son clearly knows his meat.

 

[Cajungal]

I like the fish, too. When I was a kid, I had these play pieces of food made of wood that were attached by velcro. You could cut them apart and with a little wooden kitchen knife and pretend to cook. It was fun!

 

[sixpackshaker]

Xuxa Park (1st one was from Brazil) and there were shows like it that were very sexy for kids programing.

I can't link any thing I found because it looks like porn sites.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xuxa

 

[dmiranda91]

I like that 15 toys for my kids on Christmas hope I can get maybe at least one of that 15 toys. However, sad to say I don't get it on time maybe next year hope, there's like that also. SEO Services

 

[sixpackshaker]

very necromantic

 

[Shakey]

Visitors found this page by searching for: "toy to enlarge asshole"

Dear God...

 

[Dave]

Visitors found this page by searching for: "toy to enlarge asshole"

Dear God...

Wait....wut?



WTF?

 

[Gusto]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs

I agree.

 

[Iaculus]

Visitors found this page by searching for: "toy to enlarge asshole"

Dear God...

Wait....wut?



WTF?[/QUOTE]

Merciful Odin...

(surreptitiously returns to his stretching exercises).

 

[sixpackshaker]

Visitors found this page by searching for: "toy to enlarge asshole"

Dear God...

Wait....wut?



WTF?[/QUOTE]

Everybody needs a hobby.

 

[Dave]

When you Google that this thread is #5.

 

[Shakey]

I'm disappointed we're not number 1. Apparently we need to post some more about enlarging our assholes with various toys.

 

[Dave]

Actually sex toys are 1-4. I don't think we'll beat that.

Unless the next twenty or so posts read, "toy to enlarge asshole".

 

[Shakey]

I wonder why they call it a toy? You'd think something that is used to enlarge your asshole would be less of a toy and more of a tool.

 

[Iaculus]

I wonder why they call it a toy? You'd think something that is used to enlarge your asshole would be less of a toy and more of a tool.

Never underestimate the seductive allure of recreational asshole-enlargement.

 

[Thread Necromancer]

::words::

:mad2:

.

 

[Dave]

Someone took your shtick.

 

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I like that 15 toys for my kids on Christmas hope I can get maybe at least one of that 15 toys. However, sad to say I don't get it on time maybe next year hope, there's like that also.

How is babby formed?

 

[Thread Necromancer]

Someone took your shtick.

It's not the necromancy that I mind. See that plenty. What get's me worked up is the incomprehensible manner it was done.

 

[Iaculus]

I like that 15 toys for my kids on Christmas hope I can get maybe at least one of that 15 toys. However, sad to say I don't get it on time maybe next year hope, there's like that also.

How is babby formed?[/QUOTE]

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

 

[Dave]

English is not their native tongue. Give them a break.

 

[Bowielee]

I like that 15 toys for my kids on Christmas hope I can get maybe at least one of that 15 toys. However, sad to say I don't get it on time maybe next year hope, there's like that also.

How is babby formed?[/QUOTE]

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots[/QUOTE]


http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

I swear this is hypnotic. I left it on a loop for a good 2 minutes.

 

[Philosopher B.]

I suddenly have a mental image of a sex toy with the durr face on it.