15 toys not to buy your kid for Christmas

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North_Ranger

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that fish one is awesome.
I often remind my son where his food comes from. He sometimes looks a little nonplussed when he realizes that his chicken leg is an actual leg of an actual chicken (for instance), but then he goes "but chickens are tasty animals!" and makes me proud.
Tin... If I ever have the honour to be a father, I wish that you teach me your ways. For your son clearly knows his meat.
 

Cajungal

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:rofl:

I like the fish, too. When I was a kid, I had these play pieces of food made of wood that were attached by velcro. You could cut them apart and with a little wooden kitchen knife and pretend to cook. It was fun!
 
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dmiranda91

I like that 15 toys for my kids on Christmas hope I can get maybe at least one of that 15 toys. However, sad to say I don't get it on time maybe next year hope, there's like that also. SEO Services
 
I'm disappointed we're not number 1. Apparently we need to post some more about enlarging our assholes with various toys.
 

Dave

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Actually sex toys are 1-4. I don't think we'll beat that.

Unless the next twenty or so posts read, "toy to enlarge asshole".
 
I wonder why they call it a toy? You'd think something that is used to enlarge your asshole would be less of a toy and more of a tool.
 
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Iaculus

I wonder why they call it a toy? You'd think something that is used to enlarge your asshole would be less of a toy and more of a tool.
Never underestimate the seductive allure of recreational asshole-enlargement.
 
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Iaculus

I like that 15 toys for my kids on Christmas hope I can get maybe at least one of that 15 toys. However, sad to say I don't get it on time maybe next year hope, there's like that also.
How is babby formed?[/QUOTE]

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
 
I like that 15 toys for my kids on Christmas hope I can get maybe at least one of that 15 toys. However, sad to say I don't get it on time maybe next year hope, there's like that also.
How is babby formed?[/QUOTE]

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots[/QUOTE]


http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

I swear this is hypnotic. I left it on a loop for a good 2 minutes.
 
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Philosopher B.

I suddenly have a mental image of a sex toy with the durr face on it.
 
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