Chihuahuhas Overrunning California Shelters

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According to reports, there are now shelters that are over one-third populated with chihuahuas. I've made my suggestion as to how to handle it (Someone want to forward that link to PETA for me? Thanks.), but in all honestly I'm kind of baffled as to what happened here. Do that many people really buy a pet based on a fad and then bail on it when they realize that...well, it a chihuahua.
 

Dave

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Pets are work. People see puppies and think CUTE! Then they realize they can't go out, they have to walk the dog, pick up poop, put up with chewed shoes, etc.

Translation: Dumb people do dumb things.
 
But it's a chihuahua. You don't even have to walk the damned things. Just hold them outside a window once in a while, give it a light squeeze, and you're good.

Man, them's some lazy motherfuckers.
 
My cousins had twin Chi-Chi-hua-huas (in English not Spanish,) Taco and Tico. They were named for a Taco Bell clone, Taco Tico. So I fed another's Taco.
 
Is this really surprising? Does anyone remember the dalmatian fad?

Or the clown fish fad?

Or how every time there's a new Telus animal that becomes a fad pet?

People are idiots when it comes to animals.
 
At least they're putting them in shelters. Not many people know the risks involved with letting chihuahuas go feral. They start getting together in these packs, and then they are truly a force to be reckoned with. A small pack of chihuahuas can skeletonize a cow in thirty seconds.

Well, the bottom fifteen inches of a cow anyway, but still, it's a disturbing sight.
 
I remember the SPCA was worried that there could be a Harry Potter Owl pet fad. Thank Cod that never happened.
Cod? You worship a Giant Space Fish?[/QUOTE]

It is a leftover from a message board forum that I once belonged to. There were these 2 brothers from Norway with the listed family name Cod, Per and Torlof. And several of us started taking their name in vain instead of the big guy's.

Both were Military, one was a Norwegian Pioneer (Ranger type), the other came to America and became a Marine. The Marine was the best white hat hacker I ever came across. When we invaded Afghanistan the Marine died a horrible, lingering death.

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Yes, Funsize they are like a pernicious invasion of fire ants, except these are nearly Warm-Blooded creatures.
 
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Chazwozel

Is this really surprising? Does anyone remember the dalmatian fad?

Or the clown fish fad?

Or how every time there's a new Telus animal that becomes a fad pet?

People are idiots when it comes to animals.

Why is there achihuahuha fad?
 

Dave

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Is this really surprising? Does anyone remember the dalmatian fad?

Or the clown fish fad?

Or how every time there's a new Telus animal that becomes a fad pet?

People are idiots when it comes to animals.

Why is there achihuahuha fad?[/QUOTE]

Paris Hilton and other "celebrities" have these animals to carry around in their purses. This breed of dog has become a "cute" accessory.
 
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Chazwozel

Guys, are you really all out of the loop?

http://www.examiner.com/x-2786-SF-Dogs-Examiner~y2009m12d9-Beverly-Hills-Chihuahua-fallout-happening-now

this was the same shit that happened after

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0822832/

and an influx of shelter bound Labs. Idiots thinking a dog is an accessory that's fun to have after watching a movie. :devil:

I've always known that you always get an influx of morons buying animals after seeing a movie with the title character being a dog, fish, cat whatever, but people actually try to mimic Paris Hilton? Really? She's a role model for some people? Really?
 
The Taco idea would never work. There is not enough of a ROI. It is a lot of work to boil and shred the meat that is on a Chihuahua. Have you ever cleaned a Chihuahua and prepared him as food?



neither have I.
 
I've always known that you always get an influx of morons buying animals after seeing a movie with the title character being a dog, fish, cat whatever, but people actually try to mimic Paris Hilton? Really? She's a role model for some people? Really?
Yes, idiotic sorority girls love to imitate her. I saw it all the time in San Diego. Ditzy chicks with their rat dogs in their purses. I guess that qualified as walking the dog. Then they'd get mad when the overgrown rodent pissed all over their iPod and Blackberry.

And if your fully grown dog is smaller than a house cat, then it's not a dog.
 

North_Ranger

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Guys, guys.

There's an obvious solution to all this, even if some prudes do not wish to eat chihuahua tacos. We need to do what we did to that killer whale from Free Willy movies. We need to release the chihuahuas into the wild - the freezing seas surrounding Iceland. Then we need to hire a few-million-dollar camera crew to follow the chihuahuas' adjustment to their new habitat.

Trust me, it'll be the greatest twenty-second documentary you've ever seen!
 

Green_Lantern

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Guys, guys.

There's an obvious solution to all this, even if some prudes do not wish to eat chihuahua tacos. We need to do what we did to that killer whale from Free Willy movies. We need to release the chihuahuas into the wild - the freezing seas surrounding Iceland. Then we need to hire a few-million-dollar camera crew to follow the chihuahuas' adjustment to their new habitat.

Trust me, it'll be the greatest twenty-second documentary you've ever seen!
WIN!

The only way to improve this would be to throw Paris Hilton to feed them.
 
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rabbitgod

I volunteer for a Greyhound adoption group so I get this monthly newsletter thing. One time they compiled a list of the stupidest reasons people brought back their greyhound. This one woman said that she couldn't have the dog because the brindle clashed with her furniture, despite specifically asking for a brindle. I guess that's the point of dogs, to match your furniture. Clearly I've been doing it wrong.

Despite their rat like qualities I kind of feel bad for Chihuahuas. They didn't ask for these sorority girls to fawn all over them and then toss them to the side when they chew their favorite pair of shoes out of boredom.
 
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