The not-so-serious but I want to rant thread.
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I'm hungry!
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Philosopher B.
Me, too.
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Philosopher B.
Your mother misused a comma.
LAST NIGHT.
LAST NIGHT.
WHILE THEY WERE HAVING SEX
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Philosopher B.
The freaky kind, no less!
Of course it is freaky if misused commas are involved.
On topic: Just finished grading exams for another class. It kicked their ass. I wonder if some of them learned anything this semester. Also, I'm a hard-ass.
On topic: Just finished grading exams for another class. It kicked their ass. I wonder if some of them learned anything this semester. Also, I'm a hard-ass.
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Wasabi Poptart
I always tell mine that it's all his fault. Even when he had nothing to do with the problem. It keeps him on his toes. :laugh:
Hmm, maybe I should keep this "engaged" phase rolling for a while.
Cajungal
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I love researching the "dangerous" roommates that moms complain about at my job. The latest scary kid is a local Muslim boy had pictures of a car accident on his facebook profile. The mom thought he blew it up. 
I've also had a request to kick a gay kid out of her son's room because "what if he tries anything while he's sleeping?"
I've also had a request to kick a gay kid out of her son's room because "what if he tries anything while he's sleeping?"
Did you reply, "Well then I guess he won't be as tight-assed as his mother - BA-ZING!"I love researching the "dangerous" roommates that moms complain about at my job. The latest scary kid is a local Muslim boy had pictures of a car accident on his facebook profile. The mom thought he blew it up.
Student came in tonight needing to find sources for an English paper that was due 3 weeks ago (grades had to be in this past Monday); she's just looking for a topic now. She needed "a famous poet with at least 8 poems, an autobiography, and a reader's guide." We don't have anything that meets all that criteria, so I figured I'd start with famous poets. First up, Allen Ginsberg, we have a lot on him. She'd never heard of him and didn't want something "that old and stupid." Fine. Maya Angelou. Never heard of her. Picked one book because "it's got a pink cover, so it has to be good." And the she absolutely excelled herself: "Aw, she's black. Man, I don't want to have to read about being black and living in the jungle and shit." I was so stunned at hearing that I couldn't even respond.
Probably not where you were going with this, but the idea reminded me of some advice that I was giving someone the other day while his girlfriends was.... moody.
Advice for men having to deal with PMS.
1) don't. If you don't have to, don't.
2) if you do, then stay late at work. Then on the way home from work stop and buy two things. A box of chocolates and a fishing permit. Go home, give the box of chocolates to the wife and then take the fishing permit and go away.
Did you reply, "Well then I guess he won't be as tight-assed as his mother - BA-ZING!"I love researching the "dangerous" roommates that moms complain about at my job. The latest scary kid is a local Muslim boy had pictures of a car accident on his facebook profile. The mom thought he blew it up.
Student came in tonight needing to find sources for an English paper that was due 3 weeks ago (grades had to be in this past Monday); she's just looking for a topic now. She needed "a famous poet with at least 8 poems, an autobiography, and a reader's guide." We don't have anything that meets all that criteria, so I figured I'd start with famous poets. First up, Allen Ginsberg, we have a lot on him. She'd never heard of him and didn't want something "that old and stupid." Fine. Maya Angelou. Never heard of her. Picked one book because "it's got a pink cover, so it has to be good." And the she absolutely excelled herself: "Aw, she's black. Man, I don't want to have to read about being black and living in the jungle and shit." I was so stunned at hearing that I couldn't even respond.[/QUOTE]
So many immediate reactions came to mind reading this that they all smashed together and I'm left numbed and weary.
Goddamn.
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Chazwozel
...sounds like *gasp* a teenager...
...sounds like *gasp* a teenager...[/QUOTE]
She looked like she was older than that, but yeah, same mindset. Doesn't make it okay, though.
Don't you just love solving a major problem to only get blamed for it later...
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liar
My abdomen hurts and I am a bit concerned. It started last night when I stood up to go to bed and I didn't think much about it. When i got up this morning it was still a bit sore (right around my belly button) it usually only hurts when I stand up from sitting or if I cough/laugh. I know that this symptom could be a lot of things (most of which are nothing serious) but I am concerned that it could be appendicitis. As I said earlier the pain is not on my right side but the fact that the pain is still there is a bit concerning for me. It is not excruciating pain but it is a dull kind achy pain. So right now I am here at work kinda keeping an eye on it praying it does not move to the right side or get more intense. Right now it is not enough of a concern for me to call out of work and go to a doctor but it does have me a bit worried. I am doing what I should be keeping an eye on it. I called my parents and they agreed if it got real bad they would come pick me up. So all there really is left is to do my work and wait and keep and eye on it but I am still nervous as heck for some reason.
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Element 117
it's a chest burster.
Hylian,
When your stuff is not working right, it is generally a good idea to go see a doctor.
When your stuff is not working right, it is generally a good idea to go see a doctor.
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Chazwozel
YES!
I also hate it when someone asks me to fix something and then gets all pissed off if they don't like my course of action for fixing it.
Mrflemrfle stupid fscking Arizona vs. Gant..... stupid fscking spineless ADAs....
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Veeeeeery funny ¬¬
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