Sharting at work.

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Dave

Dave

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So I'm in the bathroom here at work about an hour ago. I was in a stall because it lets me read the paper without disapproving stares. So as I'm sitting there I hear the door open and a guy comes in to take a leak. He's there for a few moments, whistling merrily to himself to the sounds of splashing on porcelain when he lets out a large, rumbling fart...followed by an audible "Fuck!!" He then hurries to the stall right next to mine where his colon explodes like it had an alien baby trying to escape from it. The smell was delectable! :puke:

I left but now I'm wondering who it is walking around with crap in their pants. Sure hope they were wearing black...
 
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Andromache

I.... never knew there was a word for that. I never knew there was a ..condition(?) that required that word!?
 
Dave

Dave

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Update:

As far as I know nobody has gone home. So he either:


  1. Is working through it.
  2. Was a student, not an employee.
  3. Took his underwear off and is going commando.
I have heard nor smelled anything out of the ordinary.
 
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Andromache

what, the fact that Dave encountered a sharter or the fact that he investigated it?
 
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Chazwozel

I was playing soccer once and had to take a shit really bad. I ran behind some bushes and had an epic dump. Used my underwear to wipe my ass, left them there, and went back to playing commando. Dat's how the Chaz-meister rolls.
 
Dave

Dave

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Chazwozel said:
I was playing soccer once and had to take a shit really bad. I ran behind some bushes and had an epic dump. Used my underwear to wipe my ass, left them there, and went back to playing commando. Dat's how the Chaz-meister rolls.
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:shocked:
 
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Wasabi Poptart

At first, Dave, I thought you were going to say you're the one who sharted. After you pissed on your cat and now sharting, I'd think you had a serious problem.
 
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Kitty Sinatra

Shakey said:
If he was a sitter he wouldn't have to worry about these kinds of accidents.
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Indeed. Although I've gotten into sitting simply because it's another chance to get off my feet for a couple minutes. I'm a lazy pisser.

. . . which brings up a question for espy. Way back when we had the epic Stand or Sit thread, espy was shocked by the idea of sitting just to pee, but made a post implying that he tried it and loved it. I admit I've been curious ever since to know if he really did try it, and if he did indeed love it. Espy?
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Wildsoul said:
At first, Dave, I thought you were going to say you're the one who sharted. After you pissed on your cat and now sharting, I'd think you had a serious problem.
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Come to think of it, Dave is showing quite the interest in bodily fluids/functions lately isn't he?
 
ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Shegokigo;362804][QUOTE=Wildsoul said:
At first, Dave, I thought you were going to say you're the one who sharted. After you pissed on your cat and now sharting, I'd think you had a serious problem.
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Come to think of it, Dave is showing quite the interest in bodily fluids/functions lately isn't he?[/QUOTE]

If you were more intimate with the male psyche, you'd have known that every male has a certain fascination with personal body fliuds.
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

The Lovely Boner said:
How do you know the fart wasn't just the warning shot that let him know he had to go real bad? He could have gotten out of that clean.
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But what about that one topic about the guy who had a date and had to do both things at once and someone couldn't and destroyed the girl's bathroom because he didn't have something called pee bottles? What if it was that guy? He wouldn't have gotten out clean. No one would.
 
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