.... I was in Chorus in my Stateside high school... *eyebrow twitch*
*headdesk*
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*ahem* In a totally lame segue to this, as a homonymical pun, one of my sergeants brought up the point about crooks still being scared of K-9s when they're not scared of anything that a human officer could bring to the party. He posited that what if officers could train OTHER animals to act as their backup. Then he mentioned that "Yeah, they'll be running, but the look of 'WTF?' on their faces when they seen me charging up, baton in hand, riding a Silverback keeps me warm at night."
This is the same sergeant who punched out a Suburban when it almost ran him over (not even kidding). He broke his arm, but it was worth it to see him do it.
.... Segued enough, I hope?
My ex-wife played the trombone in college. The skill set acquired is probably more applicable to fellatio, old chum
Dave
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I thought you guys would appreciate this exchange between my wife and I in Yahoo IM today.
knihsen (4/12/2010 1:59:28 PM): please let me know what our $ situation is. we forgot something. my meds. Don't cuss.... maybe we can do 1/2 a scripts til we get paid again.
edrondol (4/12/2010 1:59:55 PM): I won't curse. Are you out?
knihsen (4/12/2010 2:02:18 PM): yes, after tonight.
knihsen (4/12/2010 2:02:30 PM): I didn't want to say anything last night.
knihsen (4/12/2010 2:02:48 PM): ruin the mood.....
edrondol (4/12/2010 2:04:02 PM):
edrondol (4/12/2010 2:04:11 PM): I love you but tonight Dave must sleep.
knihsen (4/12/2010 2:05:46 PM): FINE.
edrondol (4/12/2010 2:06:11 PM): You're gonna take advantage of me aren't you?
knihsen (4/12/2010 2:08:17 PM): god willing.
knihsen (4/12/2010 2:08:38 PM): or should I say.... gravity willing?
edrondol (4/12/2010 2:08:46 PM): Ouch.
Zing!
North_Ranger
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Dave, your wife's awesome. Relay that to her 
FIRST OF ALL: The actual "spit valve" is actually called a water key. Blow on a mirror. What happens? It fogs up! Is that spit? Nope! Imagine playing and buzzing your hot air into a perpetually cold, metal instrument. That fog collects and begins to bead down the slide. If you don't empty it, it'll sound like a flushing toilet. So, it's not really spit coming out of there, but condensation that has been marinating in the metals of the instrument. It tastes NASTY (...cold marching parade... we snapped our horns up and it all went gushing down my neck/in my mouth... ugh), but isn't really spit. IMHO, it's worse because if your slide has mold (as this isn't unusual for instruments that aren't washed too often), that can break off into the condensation as well. We brass players just tell all our pansy-ass woodwind friends that it's spit to freak them out!
THE MORE YOU KNOW. As you can see, I love being an instrument know-it-all!
Birthday update: We spent the whole day rebuilding our life from moving on Saturday... damn did that test our relationship lol. No AM BJ because he passed out Saturday night while I was in the shower and he didn't take a shower...
No presents, no cake... took him out to dinner... what a horrible weekend... hopefully I can make this up to him as I feel really bad about it. There was nothing either of us could do as we HAD to move this weekend. I apologized profusely (while crying) last night that his birthday sucked, and he assured me that he was ok. Once we unpack, I will throw him a surprise one at the house. I AM DESTINED TO MAKE THIS UP TO HIM.
THE MORE YOU KNOW. As you can see, I love being an instrument know-it-all!
Birthday update: We spent the whole day rebuilding our life from moving on Saturday... damn did that test our relationship lol. No AM BJ because he passed out Saturday night while I was in the shower and he didn't take a shower...
No presents, no cake... took him out to dinner... what a horrible weekend... hopefully I can make this up to him as I feel really bad about it. There was nothing either of us could do as we HAD to move this weekend. I apologized profusely (while crying) last night that his birthday sucked, and he assured me that he was ok. Once we unpack, I will throw him a surprise one at the house. I AM DESTINED TO MAKE THIS UP TO HIM.
Bah, we saxophone players didn't have a spit valves*. We just sucked whatever accumulated in our mouthpieces and necks right back into our mouths!FIRST OF ALL: The actual "spit valve" is actually called a water key. Blow on a mirror. What happens? It fogs up! Is that spit? Nope! Imagine playing and buzzing your hot air into a perpetually cold, metal instrument. That fog collects and begins to bead down the slide. If you don't empty it, it'll sound like a flushing toilet. So, it's not really spit coming out of there, but condensation that has been marinating in the metals of the instrument. It tastes NASTY (...cold marching parade... we snapped our horns up and it all went gushing down my neck/in my mouth... ugh), but isn't really spit. IMHO, it's worse because if your slide has mold (as this isn't unusual for instruments that aren't washed too often), that can break off into the condensation as well. We brass players just tell all our pansy-ass woodwind friends that it's spit to freak them out!
THE MORE YOU KNOW. As you can see, I love being an instrument know-it-all!
*Except the bari sax players. They had spit valves.
Bah, we saxophone players didn't have a spit valves*. We just sucked whatever accumulated in our mouthpieces and necks right back into our mouths!FIRST OF ALL: The actual "spit valve" is actually called a water key. Blow on a mirror. What happens? It fogs up! Is that spit? Nope! Imagine playing and buzzing your hot air into a perpetually cold, metal instrument. That fog collects and begins to bead down the slide. If you don't empty it, it'll sound like a flushing toilet. So, it's not really spit coming out of there, but condensation that has been marinating in the metals of the instrument. It tastes NASTY (...cold marching parade... we snapped our horns up and it all went gushing down my neck/in my mouth... ugh), but isn't really spit. IMHO, it's worse because if your slide has mold (as this isn't unusual for instruments that aren't washed too often), that can break off into the condensation as well. We brass players just tell all our pansy-ass woodwind friends that it's spit to freak them out!
THE MORE YOU KNOW. As you can see, I love being an instrument know-it-all!
*Except the bari sax players. They had spit valves.[/QUOTE]
Fuck yeah we did. Kings of the woodwinds. :toocool:
Fuck yeah we did. Kings of the woodwinds. :toocool:[/QUOTE]
Man, I miss playing Bari Sax!
* Oh, and eating a girl out too. I swear, I would go to town like a starving Ethiopian kid at an all-you-can-eat buffet! Nothing's more of a turn-on than doing that for a girl while she grabs the back of your head and moans.
North_Ranger
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EXCEPT making her come so hard her whole body shivers like she's having a seizure, her moans rising in pitch until her voice fails her and she lies there, shivering under your tongue, her mouth open in a voiceless scream.
What?
And to think, some women don't want it. I watched a sex ed video where someone suggested that some women feel their only form of control in life is whether they have pleasure or not, and so to exert more control, they deny themselves that pleasure... It sounds like BS, but then, what explanation is there?
Maybe some guys use teeth or the girl is ticklish.
Maybe some guys use teeth or the girl is ticklish.
North_Ranger
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Again, what?
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makare
A friend of mine doesn't like it because she is super sensitive and instead of being pleasurable it is just uncomfortable. She doesn't care though because due to the sensitivity she climaxes easily from other, less direct, stimulation.
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makare
I want one too! They are just kind of pricey. Probably worth it.. call it an investment.
Adam & Eve is where I usually buy my stuff from, and they have their own version that is cheaper. Reading the reviews, it's apparently better to invest in the actual Hitachi because it can last about 7 years with daily use. I also want it because I have the knots that form in my shoulders and this is also supposed to be the BEST thing to get that out!
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makare
I shop here Good Vibes. The service is good and I like the company. They have the hitachi.
You are too cool... will you be my Annie Pots to my Dixie Carter (R.I.P.)?
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makare
I love that show.
M
makare
and now I have Lovin You in my head.
Goddamn it >.<
Goddamn it >.<
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makare
Dirty Karaoke Night.
I'd go to that >.>.
I'd go to that >.>.
You are too cool... will you be my Annie Pots to my Dixie Carter (R.I.P.)?[/QUOTE]
Just cover your Dixie before you go getting it all over her Pots. Nobody wants to clean up your mess.
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makare
hehe you should make a thread just about those two shows. I could squee for hours.
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Wasabi Poptart
I've tried to explain this to people about why I don't like vibrators. It almost hurts. You'd think I have some odd affliction from the looks I get when I say they're too much for me.
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