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Oh dear yes. I watch a lot of movies, and there are a few I like that are definitely 'sappy', but for a somewhat guilty pleasure, I cry when I watch Edward Scissorhands. Let's see. Songs... The Story by Brandi Carlile makes my heart all warm. For books, not really. I read a lot of literature, but nothing I would say is 'sappy' or a guilty pleasure. I cried when I read the full climactic scene with Snowden in Catch-22 if that counts.
 

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Oh, this oughta be fun...

First off, I LOVE pretty lingerie, whether or not anything's going to happen. I dress conservatively most of the time, so my underclothes are where I go a little wilder. So if I know we're gonna be messing around, I'll put something nice on underneath my plain old jeans and tee like a nice bra or a body stocking.

Things that turn me on... I like being aggressive and I like for the fellow to be too. We don't hurt each other badly or anything, but we bite and spank,I claw, and I've been known to slap. I like tying down and being tied down, and I really love bringing my vibrator into the mix. Dirty talk, too--especially since Jake's voice turns into this really sexy growl whenever we're really into it. When he starts talking, I go from "almost there" to "Oh My GOD" in half a second. Really, I'm pretty calm and moderate all the time, so sex is where I let go. Ultimately, my turn on is knowing that I can try anything and everything and know that, if it doesn't work out, we can laugh about it later over pizza and Left for Dead.
 
My goodness you people love making a fool of me..

I SHALL DO MY BEST

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...All I could do is make a recording on my phone and e-mail it to myself... So when it's here, you all get to feel as if Bumble is serenading you on your answering machines.


...Cuz it's shitty quality.

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This one's definitely one of my new favorite songs ;)

After a quick google search, I was able to find this place to record audio!

Believe it or not, this actually is a better recording than the first one...

SHOULD PROBABLY LOWER YOUR VOLUME
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vrxA4XaawPc6N14a4

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Also, I'm only bringin the tough questions, and the embarrassing dares tomorrow! Y'all betta be ready! :devil:
 
Ok I got dis.

MD, I dare you to write a short piece of erotic fiction featuring two people-- One being the least appealing person you and think of, and the other, the most appealing. At least 2 paragraphs.
This was very disturbing for me to write. I decided to stop before it got explicit, mostly for my own sanity. If it is insufficient...ugh...I'll go further with it. *shake fist*

Scarlett Johansson knelt, surrounded by stone angels watching with happy terror or turning their eyes heavenward as if to plead for this to be the time for humankind's destruction. Scarlett's loose-fitting robe, dipped playfully over her smooth shoulder as she looked up into Pope Benedict's deep-socketed eyes. In the shadows, she could not tell where his eyes were, as if she were facing death itself. His skeletal gaze outlined her form and revealed displeasure. "Show me yourself," he commanded in Italian.
She did not understand his words but fully grasped his meaning. Gently, so as not to offend the infallible bishop, she unbuttoned and unsnapped, sliding the smooth folds of her blouse to the floor around her knees. The pope regurgitated a satisfied sigh or moan. "Come to me child," he said and while she did not know what it meant in Italian, she was thinking the same thing, and slid across the cold marble floor, her excitement rising on her breasts.
His robes were heavy falling down her smooth back. Darkness enveloped her as she prepared to receive the body of God's holy messenger.


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Also, apologies to everyone for...everything.
 

Cajungal

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HAH! I knew it! I knew Pope Benedict would be in there! I'm so glad I could help make this happen. *sadistic grin*
 
Oh, this oughta be fun...

First off, I LOVE pretty lingerie, whether or not anything's going to happen. I dress conservatively most of the time, so my underclothes are where I go a little wilder. So if I know we're gonna be messing around, I'll put something nice on underneath my plain old jeans and tee like a nice bra or a body stocking.

Things that turn me on... I like being aggressive and I like for the fellow to be too. We don't hurt each other badly or anything, but we bite and spank,I claw, and I've been known to slap. I like tying down and being tied down, and I really love bringing my vibrator into the mix. Dirty talk, too--especially since Jake's voice turns into this really sexy growl whenever we're really into it. When he starts talking, I go from "almost there" to "Oh My GOD" in half a second. Really, I'm pretty calm and moderate all the time, so sex is where I let go. Ultimately, my turn on is knowing that I can try anything and everything and know that, if it doesn't work out, we can laugh about it later over pizza and Left for Dead.
I'll be in my bunk...... Also been away from the forum for a while and I miss this epicness? Major suckage. I shall join in when I have free time tomorrow!
 
Rovewin, I dare you to forgo the use of the letter E in all posts you make on this forum for a period of 1 week starting.... now!
 
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