People should say this more often.BAM! Orgasm city!
Why dont you hit us with your own rendition of your favorite tune. I dare ya.Alright guys, someone hit me with a dare before I head for bed!
...Or a truth, I don't care really.
SOMEBODY HIT ME, PLEASEE
This was very disturbing for me to write. I decided to stop before it got explicit, mostly for my own sanity. If it is insufficient...ugh...I'll go further with it. *shake fist*Ok I got dis.
MD, I dare you to write a short piece of erotic fiction featuring two people-- One being the least appealing person you and think of, and the other, the most appealing. At least 2 paragraphs.
Yeah no kidding. Dude is f'ed up. I might have to ban him.I'm blocking mindDetective forever now. FROM LIFE!
I'll be in my bunk...... Also been away from the forum for a while and I miss this epicness? Major suckage. I shall join in when I have free time tomorrow!Oh, this oughta be fun...
First off, I LOVE pretty lingerie, whether or not anything's going to happen. I dress conservatively most of the time, so my underclothes are where I go a little wilder. So if I know we're gonna be messing around, I'll put something nice on underneath my plain old jeans and tee like a nice bra or a body stocking.
Things that turn me on... I like being aggressive and I like for the fellow to be too. We don't hurt each other badly or anything, but we bite and spank,I claw, and I've been known to slap. I like tying down and being tied down, and I really love bringing my vibrator into the mix. Dirty talk, too--especially since Jake's voice turns into this really sexy growl whenever we're really into it. When he starts talking, I go from "almost there" to "Oh My GOD" in half a second. Really, I'm pretty calm and moderate all the time, so sex is where I let go. Ultimately, my turn on is knowing that I can try anything and everything and know that, if it doesn't work out, we can laugh about it later over pizza and Left for Dead.
There is some kind of memo you have to send via fax, then the interview process takes about 3 days.So how does one jump back into this again?
This turned out more awesome than I was imagining. Well done, dread pirate Leslie.Woohoo, it finally uploaded!
*snip of hilarious vid*
Here is my dare, Piotyr.
That's the easiest dare EVER! Halforum.com doesn't even exist anymore! Oh man, I want this dare!Rovewin, I dare you to forgo the use of the letter E in all posts you make on Halforum.com for a period of 1 week starting.... now!