Truth or Dare

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Cajungal

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Hmmm... When I was a kid, I liked Ferngully. I watched it with one of my little cousins recently and hated it.

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So now, Officer, ask FF ToD.
 
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makare

I still like Ferngully but yeah it doesnt live up to child hood memories.

I want more Bumble dancing!
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

No worries, and apologies if this one's already been asked previously:

What is the biggest "kick yourself in the ass" moment from your childhood? i.e. What's something that you wish like HELL you didn't say or do at the time?
 
filmfanatic

filmfanatic

Officer_Charon said:
No worries, and apologies if this one's already been asked previously:

What is the biggest "kick yourself in the ass" moment from your childhood? i.e. What's something that you wish like HELL you didn't say or do at the time?
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Back during my high school days of Theatre crew work, I was working in the costume department. As we were working on the costumes and with fitting them on actors, the female members of the crew (which was basically the rest of the costuming department) got to discussing about the importance of factoring in a woman's bust size in designing a costume. The main student leader of the department mentioned the fact that she was a size C and, suprised because she looked a little small in that department, I wasn't able to stop myself in time from saying, "Wait...you're a C?"

The room was silent, she gave me an "I could kill you for that" look and I got the hell out before she could do just that.
 
Calleja

Calleja

I've never understood bra sizes, honestly. It's like complex female alphanumeric algebra or something. I just learn to unclasp them.
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Not quite ready for TOTAL career suicide at the moment - tomorrow night I should be on with a few Boston Lagers ingested, so we'll see then.

For now: Truth! *grins*
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Oh but the pressure is on me now to deliver!

Truth: You're the opposite sex for a whole day. You look like your own dream girl. Walk us through your day.
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Hrm... incriminating myself so early in proceedings, eh? *chuckles*

Needless to say, my wife might have an issue, being straight as a plumb line. *wry smile*

But were we to remove her from the equation here - she's off at a hotel, for example...

Well, shoot, I ain't going to lie - I'm inquisitive and adventurous, so I daresay I'ma spend a fair bit of time... exploring.

However, I can't lie around all day! Fitness is required, so off to the lake for a run. Problem: no sports bras. Running might be a bit painful. Whichever result ends up happening from this, I'ma have to haul ass to get showered up and ready for work.

Problem 2: I'm no longer 6'2" and 250lbs. Uniform no fit no more... screw it. Going to call in for a day. Besides, be tough to explain why the suspect doesn't recognize the arresting officer on the docket. *grins*

Having called in, I believe I'll head out for the day. I can't remember where, but I read a theory somewhere that posited that women and men sense differently - women feel textures more than men, or something to that effect. So today will likely be an experiment on that theory, to include flavors, too.

After all is said and done, the day will doubtless end with my being on a computer, oblivious to the fact that I'm changed, until I stagger to bed, with only an idle thought in the back of my head wondering if I'm going to start attracting shape-changing martial artists like a lodestone.
 
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makare

If I had a penis my first step would be to successfully masturbate in the shower (dont ask) and then I would probably stay home and bake cookies just to be ironic.

and end the day with another shower.

I was just talking about this with someone else today, weird.
 
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