http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/04/taylor_trostle_13_accused_of_b.php
If you're worried about the sphincteric state of the American educator, this one will blow you through the roof. Taylor Trostle, a 13-year-old student at Bleyl Middle School in Texas, was playing cops and robbers with her friends at school...
Every kid has played this before. You pretend your finger is a pistol barrel, you run around chasing each other, and you say things like \\\\\"bam\\\\\" and \\\\\"pow.\\\\\" It's been a staple of playtime for American children ever since there was an actual America.
But a math teacher at the school claims Taylor pointed her very menacing finger gun in the teacher's direction. And that caused the teacher to fear for his/her life. So he/she ratted little Taylor out of making \\\\\"terroristic threats.\\\\\"
Alas, the principal of Bleyl suffers from terminal sphincterism too. He decided to suspend Taylor for three days for her nefarious acts of finger terrorism.
Under the school rules, a terroristic threat is akin to assault, lewdness or selling dope on campus. Now the 13-year-old honor student is stuck with a blemish on her record, which makes her mom furious -- while she's not busy being incredulous that administrators could be this damn dumb.
\\\\\"I mean, terroristic threat, to me that's a serious statement,\\\\\" Kristin Trostle told ABC-13. \\\\\"That's one of the most serious things you could say to somebody.\\\\\"
In related news, engineers admit they've been unable to loosen the tight asses of either educator, despite the use of hydraulic tools and heavy explosives.