Don't stick an eel in your friend's butt.

[Dave]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/03/man-dies-after-eel-is-ins_n_560842.html

A few dudes get drunk. 1 passes out. So his friends in their drunken stupor figure it would be a funny idea to insert an Asian swamp eel in the passed out guy's ass.

Here's a picture of an eel (not necessarily the actual eel in question):

But apparently eels eat small fish and have very sharp teeth....





He's dead now.

 

[Fun Size]

Well yeah, you don't put the head end in. That's just stupid, plus it makes he pictures you post online indistinguishable from your standard scat stuff.

Amateurs.

 

[North_Ranger]

Eel. Up the ass.

Thank you for that mental image, China.

 

[sixpackshaker]

With friends like those, who needs enemas?

 

[Bowielee]

With friends like those, who needs enemas?

.

 

[Joe Johnson]

With friends like those, who needs enemas?

Wow, that's the most appropriate use of that pun I've ever seen!

 

[Hylian]

With friends like those, who needs enemas?

very nicely done

 

[ThatNickGuy]

With friends like those, who needs enemas?

DAMNIT! Beat me to it. Ass.

 

[Math242]

Darwin of the year. Unfortunately, the winner is still alive.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Darwin of the year. Unfortunately, the winner is still alive.

Not to nitpick, it was not his idea. His fault in the matter was being a pass out drunk at 59, and having dangerous friends.

 

[Troll]

Darwin of the year. Unfortunately, the winner is still alive.

Not to nitpick, it was not his idea. His fault in the matter was being a pass out drunk at 59, and having dangerous friends.[/QUOTE]

Instead, the winner of said Darwin award would have to be the genius who thought putting a carnivorous eel in his friend's butt was a good idea.

 

[figmentPez]

Instead, the winner of said Darwin award would have to be the genius who thought putting a carnivorous eel in his friend's butt was a good idea.

Do you and Math242 understand what a Darin Award is? They're only awarded to people who die (or loose the ability to breed) because of their own stupid choices. Darwin Awards aren't given to people who kill someone else.

 

[LittleSin]

How'd they manage to do it? I mean, an eel is not exactly and easy creature to handle. What the fuck.

This may be inappropriate but...

 

[Troll]

Instead, the winner of said Darwin award would have to be the genius who thought putting a carnivorous eel in his friend's butt was a good idea.

Do you and Math242 understand what a Darin Award is? They're only awarded to people who die (or loose the ability to breed) because of their own stupid choices. Darwin Awards aren't given to people who kill someone else.[/QUOTE]

Yes I do. Lighten up.

 

[Baerdog]

But the friend wouldn't qualify because he isn't the one who died.

 

[Troll]

...

Just... fuck. Whatever. I know that. I was saying that. Sorry it wasn't clear. All better now?

 

[Soliloquy]

Does this even count as a prank? it's more like... malicious assault.

 

[drawn_inward]

I don't care how drunk I am, I have never thought about putting anything anywhere near anyone's ass. What kind of excuse is getting drunk? Seriously. Are any of you completely out of control when you're drunk? I tend to not filter what I say. I lose depth-perception. I laugh a lot, but I have never done or seen anything like that. That's just fucked up.

 

[Cheesy1]

Reminds me of this Chappelle joke:

 

[Bowielee]

I'm going to hell...

 

[Philosopher B.]

Forget eels, you should't stick anything up another man's butt.

I mean, unless he wants you to.

 

[klew]

Seeing the various comedic opportunities:

 

[Philosopher B.]

Oh stars, I love that song.

 

[Bowielee]

Oh, Duh, even more appropriate than the What What song...

 

[makare]

What happened to the poor eel?


Poor poor eel

 

[sixpackshaker]

What happened to the poor eel?


Poor poor eel

He died with a shitty outlook...

 

[Cajungal]

Reminds me of this Chappelle joke:

That's the first thing I thought of! Why the hell do people do that to their friends?!

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Armageddon!

 

[IronBrig4]

Just last month another Chinese man tried to commit suicide by sticking a cucumber up his butt. Perhaps there's a new trend among Chinese men now? This bears further research. To the lab!

 

[TommiR]

Just last month another Chinese man tried to commit suicide by sticking a cucumber up his butt. Perhaps there's a new trend among Chinese men now? This bears further research. To the lab!

Please do not insert objects into the anuses of your test subjects. Because that would just be wrong. There are things Man was not meant to know.

 

[North_Ranger]

Just last month another Chinese man tried to commit suicide by sticking a cucumber up his butt. Perhaps there's a new trend among Chinese men now? This bears further research. To the lab!

Please do not insert objects into the anuses of your test subjects. Because that would just be wrong. There are things Man was not meant to know.[/QUOTE]

Plus the Swedish Institute for Science will come and kill you.

 

[GasBandit]

I sincerely recommend that none of you click the following anus-eel related link.

Spoiler

Seriously... I'm warning you...

Spoiler

Don't do it....

Spoiler

Fine, here it is. Last chance to walk away.

 

[LordRavage]

I guessing it would be fine to stick an eel in your enemy's butt. No?

Also GB, bravo on that link. Your skills at displaying links to ugly reality do indeed impress.

 

[Fun Size]

While I again safely skipped the link, the file name brought me a smile.

 

[LittleSin]

DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK.

EDIT: Jesus fucking Christ, Bandit!